October 26, 2009
South Park Creators Given Signed Photo of Saddam Hussein
Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a signed photo of Saddam Hussein by US marines after the former Iraqi leader was shown their movie in prison.
During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.
The admission comes with the show's 13th season already running in the US. It will celebrate its 12th anniversary later this year.
The show, which satirises a wide range of topics, including religion, sexuality and mental illness, has won a number of awards including three Emmys for Outstanding Animated Programme.
Recent episodes have seen Barack Obama using his Presidential victory as a way to steal jewels from Washington in an Oceans 11-style heist.
It also recently depicted the United States Treasury as deciding economic measures by cutting the head off a chicken and letting it run on a game show style board, landing on a decision.
Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.
He said: "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. Its one of our biggest highlights.
"I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie.
"Over and over again – which is a pretty funny thought.
"That's really adding insult to injury."
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL, I love it, I have only seen the show a few times. But this is so funny and what a great idea what they did to Saddam. hahahaha
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:40 AM | Comments (2)
October 24, 2009
Just a Little of This and That
Love the Navy
The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"
"John," the new seaman replied.
"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp nowadays, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?"
"Aye, Aye Chief!"
"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"
The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."
"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ....."
......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth... Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'
So the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'
God simply replied 'You are what you are.'
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'
The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are... You are white with black stripes..'
The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'
'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.'
WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo white ass!!!
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GEEK TO GUIDO
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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A Bears fan had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. A man came down and asked if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
Somberly, the fan said, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The fan shook his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
Confucius say....
If you can't find the book you want
You're probably shopping at the...............
Welcome to America
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee who was waiting outside a Maryland immigration office..
'Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and the Democrats in Congress and was told to grant you three wishes because of you having just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'
The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
The refugee now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here ..... PING ! in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
'Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans . ......
PING ! The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'
The fairy said 'Tough Shit, Mohammed, Now that you are a White American,you have to fend for yourself.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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WHO Does Their Landscaping????
VIAGRA COMPANY HEADQUARTERS
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:40 AM | Comments (3)
October 21, 2009
If George W. Bush Was An Idiot........
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVD's, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?
If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?
If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?
If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?
If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?
If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved.
If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?
If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?
So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.
Wild Thing's comment..........
This is well done, good one.
Counting the seconds and days when the POS Obama will be out of power!!!!!
.....Thank you Chief.
Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:49 AM | Comments (7)
October 04, 2009
SNL Mocks Obama' s FAILED Presidency
Saturday Night Live really ripped into Barack Obama tonight referring to him as a socialist and saying he has failed at everything!!!
"When you look at my record it is very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing. Nada, Almost one year and nothing to show for it"
Wild Thing's comment.........
This finally broke the ice on the “hands off” making fun of Obama. Too much has not been said, even in jest. Finally he is not such a “golden boy” any longer to the SNL people. This was the first SNL sketch that was actually critical of Obama. (Previous sketches about Obama were about how “cool” he is.)
The actor playing Obama doesn't attempt to do Obama's voice, which is better if he is unable to then to blow it. But important thing is the skit goes after Obama pretty hard for accomplishing nothing, and talks about him being a socialist...
.... Thank you Eden for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:50 AM | Comments (5)
Big Bird on Sesame Street Questioning Michelle Obama on Obama
This one is a back up in case they take the one above off..........
Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL this is great how they did this. Maybe if they keep mentioning what Obama is and also about his birth certificate it willl help keep this in the face of those that have got to do something about it.
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (5)
October 02, 2009
T.G.I.F. How About A Little Of This and That
Olympics?
. The LOOK says it all!
......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
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Stupidity Knows No Bounds
Mohammeds' rightful place in Heaven
A devout Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates.
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up,'
and he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter,
he climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and,
yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again,
'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight
and climbs and climbs, ever higher once again,
he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps,
as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted..
Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes, please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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I THINK this is a stuffed animal that looks like their dog. I hope so I would have to think the er um 1st "Lady" would carry a dog like this.
.... Thank you Eden for sending this to me.
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Circle of oFiles
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function
where Barack Obama istrying to gather more
support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers
the cowboy is from President Bushs home area,
he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern
drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some
flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says,
"Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well,
yes, if that's what they're called, but I've
never heard of circle flies."
"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle
flies hang around ranches. They're called circle
flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,
"Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much
respect for the citizens of this country to
call their President a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins
rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best
Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
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To my fellow "Old Dogs"
One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, no! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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PELOSI AND THE POPE
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on a stage together in front of a huge crowd.
However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to make this time
more interesting, Nancy said to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little
wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He said, "Really? Show me."
She waved.
Sure enough, every Democrat in the crowd cheered wildly.
The cheering then subsided as quickly as it started.
The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought about what he could
do to answer her stunt. "That was impressive," the Pope said, "but did you know that
with just one little wave of my hand I can make almost every person in this country
go crazy with joy? What's more, this joy will not be a momentary display like that
of your people, but will go deep into their hearts. They will forever speak of this day,
and they will rejoice."
The Speaker doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk, "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So,....... the Pope slapped her.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM
September 23, 2009
Janeane Garofalo Has The Smartest Dog in the World
Wild Thing's comment.....
LMAO good one! This dog she has knows how awful she is and deserves this kind of treatment.
hahahahaha
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RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:47 AM | Comments (8)
September 18, 2009
T.G.I.G. ~ A Little of This and That
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.............
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How come we can't see this at the Miss America Pageant
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Liberal ALERT!!!!
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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Italian Tomato Garden
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
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The CORK
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach
And I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,
And then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said,
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
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....Thank you Joyce for sending this to me.
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Fifty Years of Math1959 - 2009 (in the USA )
Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:
1. Teaching Math In 1950s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?
2. Teaching Math In 1960s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1970s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1980s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 1990s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )
6. Teaching Math In 2009
Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?
.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
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The Audacity of Unawareness
April 15th, 2009 5:03 pm Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed today that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the MSM has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best). but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?
This much we know:
- He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America .
- He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.
- He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.
- He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.
- He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya .
- He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.
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The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism
by having the government take over everything!
Wanna play? No? Too bad, you're already playing....
And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins
......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.
Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)
Dustoff 22
USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88
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The world's toughest boat ....the Bubba test
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Awesome Answer Machine Message From Queensland Maroochydore High School
This is the message that the Maroochydore High School, Queensland, Australia, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine . This is the actual answering machine message for the school.
This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (1)
September 15, 2009
Jack Webb Schools Barack Obama on Healthcare
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Jack Webb Schools Tim Geithner on Tax Mistakes
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Wild Thing's comment.......
Great stuff. Obama gets a well-deserved lecture from Jack Webb and Harry Morgan.
......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM
September 11, 2009
This and That for Friday
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole thing. The reporter says to the biker, "Sir, that's the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I had to."
The reporter says, "Well, I'm from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...So, what do you do for a living, and, just out of my own curiosity, what political affiliation do you have?"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and I'm a Republican."
The following morning, the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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Posted by Wild Thing at 07:46 AM | Comments (4)
September 08, 2009
The Government Can
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Wild Thing's comment.......
Love this video he did a great job on this!!!!
Americans have the "right" to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, none of which creates an obligation on other Americans. We work hard, love our jobs and love what we do, but we are NOT doing it to have our income stolen from Obama.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:49 AM | Comments (2)
September 04, 2009
TGIF Break Time
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.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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.... Thank you Eden for sending this to me.
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Have You received Yours Yet ??
President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.
Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.
It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else
Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!
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When you are having a bad day and think that you are having problems,
JUST REMEMBER: SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD THERE IS A MR. PELOSI.
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you can answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
PS: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
PPS: And when you call us, you won't have to press 1 for English.
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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WARNING
If you get an email that has an attachment called "Nude Picture of Nancy Pelosi"
DO NOT OPEN IT!!!!
It contains a nude picture of Nancy Pelosi
.... Thank you GM Cassel for sending this to me.
GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED
US Navy
1973- 1993
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Posted by Wild Thing at 07:47 AM | Comments (4)
August 29, 2009
~ Just For Fun ~
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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'Kick me in the ass'
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'
Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York, so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'
The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?
'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.
'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.
In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'
'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three ass holes report that I was the aggressor.....?
SEMPER FI !
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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* This week we celebrate a special birthday:*
Monica Lewinsky turns 36. ( she turned 36 on August 23)
Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White
House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast .. ..
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Is sex work?
A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain
decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it
was "pleasure?"
A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge
of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."
The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the Navy sailor.
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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Redneck Play Station: Enjoy! LOL I did this a few times hahahha The first time I sucked at it. hahahahaha
PLEASE CLICK LINK BELOW .............. heh heh
http://majman.net/fly_loader.html
.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:48 AM | Comments (2)
August 28, 2009
New Hit Show: Guantanamo Idol ~ LOL Excellent
PLEASE CLICK HERE to see this Video....... LMAO they did a great job with it.
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Wild Thing's comment......
I loved the waterboarding scene in the video. hahahhaha
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:50 AM | Comments (6)
Nothing Left To Live For........
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Wild Thing's comment......
LOL
I LOVE this, the two of them sitting there like at a bar with the shot glasses. LOL so cute.
....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.
Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:48 AM | Comments (4)
August 27, 2009
ALL HAIL THE OBAMA ....NOT.....(Video Parody)
Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL this is great I love how they put Chris Mathews,Katie Couric and Keith Olberman in it.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (7)
August 26, 2009
The Balloonist
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
Wild Thing's comment.....
LOL I love these jokes.
....Thank you Richard for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 03:45 AM | Comments (2)
August 24, 2009
Wow!! How does this dog know Obama is trying to give things away!! Must See!
Wild Thing's comment.......
LMAO omg this is so funny. What a smart dog!!!!
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:49 AM | Comments (2)
Will Government Run Health Care the Same as Getting Ones Passport ? ~ LOL
This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough). You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the passport office.
Dear Sirs,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!
I apologize; I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, and then you ask me for my fu**in' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal assholes working there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another fu**in' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be to damn easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fu**in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fu**in' morons). Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
Signed
An Irate Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yin yang. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA!
Sincerely,
You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who.
And we want them to run our health care?!?
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And this one too that is a classic.
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Wild Thing's comment......
LOL the one at the top of the post, the letter, I know just how he feels. All the thing's one has to go through in dealing with anything to do with the government.
....Thank you Jim for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (4)
August 21, 2009
Friday's Funnies
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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Logic
Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'
Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.
The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.
'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.'
'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.
'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'
Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer.
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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PRICELESS
8 beers - $32
2 plane tickets - $1000
1 Day of a Harvard Professor's time - $500
1 Day of the Vice Presidents time - $850
1 Day of the President's time - $1,000
Watching 3 crooks apologize to an "honest cop"
PRICELESS
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Immigrant Sex
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."
"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No", she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No", she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request
from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.
But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?"
The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to da Government."
And THAT FOLKS , IS HOW ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US !!
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FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ....PSALM 2009
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ....
And Obama was a tree.
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.
Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)
Dustoff 22
USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (4)
August 20, 2009
Muslim Trying to Understand How Automatic Doors Work ~ LMAO
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:47 AM | Comments (5)
August 19, 2009
To Create New Jobs Businesses Learn To Diversify and Expand
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Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL these are great!
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 08:45 AM | Comments (2)
August 17, 2009
Peeking In At Gabriel & Stanley
"Our Golden Retriever & Tuxedo Cat are best buddies. Here's examples of how they keep each other company."
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Wild Thing's comment........
Giggle...I LOVE this, how precious they are. They behave just like Missy and Sebastian.
....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.
Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (8)
August 14, 2009
A Little of This and Yes That Too
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side
.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
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Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their 'mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pocket or purse for any valuables.
Be on the alert!! See the photo of how it works.
......Thank you James M. for sending this to me.
James R. McKenna
US ARMY
Troop I 3/3 ACR
1976-1978
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You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:
To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan
My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family
P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the
Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
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"A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e??? h-a-p-p-y? w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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This came from a Marine's wife. It says it all:
I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a few months ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while Barack Obama took his Oath of office.
However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President. It was then that I realized how far America's Military had deteriorated.
Every one of them missed.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 08:40 AM | Comments (3)
August 06, 2009
Obama does Jeopardy ~ LOL
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Obama does Jeopardy
An American Thinker article becomes a comic strip! In a first, the artist known as Big Fur Hat bases the 51st installment of his comic strip "The Obamas" on Clarice Feldman's AT article Just how smart is Obama?
If you like this one, check out the archives of The Obamas.
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL this is great and they have some other ones too that are terrific. hahahaha
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RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:44 AM | Comments (3)
A Little Of This and That For Today
.....Thank you Chief.
Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.
Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)
Dustoff 22
USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88
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After the president has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last president to send a note of congratulations to the new one.
So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the preside nt was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was: 370H-SSV-0773H.
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.
So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.
They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.
Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.
Now there was complete panic in the oval office.
They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer.
A special emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.
After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the pho ne and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
Bush chuckled and replied: Dude .............Your holding it upside down!
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:40 AM | Comments (2)
July 27, 2009
The Duck Speaks Out
Wild Thing's comment......
LOL this is so funny. hahahahahhaaha
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:45 AM | Comments (4)
July 25, 2009
Greatest Movie Line Ever and More True Now Then Ever
Wild Thing's comment........
This is sooo good, it even applies more now then ever before.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (10)
Why We Are In Trouble In America ~ LOL
A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)
2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."Her response - click.
3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!" (OMG)
4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map." (OMG, again!)
5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time." (Aghhhh)
6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at8:30 am and got to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.
7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over ! all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?"
9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them."
10. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever, smarty!"
11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"
12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? Whatever! I knew it was a big animal."
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Wild Thing's comment.......
Snopes said this is not true, but it is so funny it is worth a good laugh and the thing is it is sooooo close to what could be true from our politicians. LOL
I loved this...hilarious!
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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July 15, 2009
Best Ever,Tractor Square Dance
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Wild Thing's comment........
LOL this is great, I never saw anything like this before.
.... Thank you GM Cassel for sending this to me.
GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED
US Navy
1973- 1993
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July 11, 2009
The Best Of Jaywalking from the Final Jay Leno Tonight Show
This video was made with several of the Jaywalking tapes over the years and played on the last night that Jay did the Tonight show this last May 2009.
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Wild Thing's comments........
This is one of the responses to one of Jay's questions.
" Founding Fathers of what???"
OMG! this is scary because this guy was serious. haha
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July 07, 2009
Some Fun With Our Troops ~ In Country
Soldier Does Harry Caray Impressions
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Drill sergeant in Iraq drilling ducks and geese
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The Tax Drill Sergeant
Wild Thing's comment.....
LOL I especially love the one with the ducks. We have the best most wonderful troops in the world.
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July 06, 2009
What Are You Doing Next This Tuesday?
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Al Sharpton Calls For 'Love Vigils' For Jackson
Reverend Rallies USPS For A Commemorative Jackson Stamp
LOS ANGELES
The Rev. Al Sharpton has delivered a sermon in Los Angeles where he called for nationwide "love vigils" for Michael Jackson on Tuesday.
The civil rights activist addressed congregants at the First African Methodist Episcopal Church on Sunday.
"We want love. That's what Michael sang about," Sharpton said. "Let's talk about love. Let the media deal with the mess, while we deal with the message."
Sharpton is urging people to gather in schools, community centers and churches to honor Jackson on Tuesday, when a public memorial service will be held at Staples Center.
Sharpton is rallying to get the U.S. Postal Service to issue a commemorative Michael Jackson stamp.
Typically, the postal service waits at least five years before issuing commemorative stamps, but Sharpton said he and Edwards hoped to sway the stamp committee.
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Wild Thing's commnet......
How about if they end up doing a stamp as Sharpton wants, the Postal service has to do a Stamp for each branch of the Military. And how about one for General Petraeus.
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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June 29, 2009
Just a Little of This and That
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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June 26, 2009
Perception
Wild Thing's comment.....
LMAO hilarious!
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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June 25, 2009
Worst Job Ever!
Wild Thing's comment...........
LOL this is so funny. hahahaha
......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.
Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)
Dustoff 22
USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:49 AM | Comments (5)
Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Buddy would say,
'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Edna always replied,
'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old...
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance....'
To this, Edna replied,
"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.''
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for
the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Buddy replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
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....LMAO, Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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June 23, 2009
JibJab Satire of the Left's Hero Worship of Barack Obama
"JibJab puts the rock in Barack with a new, over-the-top satire that debuted in front of the President himself this Friday at the Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner!"
JibJab Obama Song Steals Show at Correspondents Dinner
JibJab has spoofed Obama before, but JibJab got to do it to Obama's face last night. JibJab.com, a premiere e-card site, entertained Obama and his guests at the Radio and JibJab Obama Song Steals Show at Correspondents DinnerTelevision Correspondents' Association dinner last night. JibJab sent Obama their newest e-card and song parody, in which Obama is every bit the superhero the left advertised him as, and hopes he still is.
JibJab's new song parody was sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" only with more of a rock-and-roll beat. President Obama was a JibJab superhero saving the USA, and the world, like magic.
In this world created by JibJab, Obama fixed every economic problem, karate chopped the Taliban, did battle with pirates again - and all in a red superhero outfit.
This view of Obama as a superheroic messiah has constantly been joked about and ridiculed by the right since Obama became a threat for President. JibJab used it for laughs, and to show off their e-card animation to the President and his audience.
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Wild Thing's comment.......
Wow, some of the best animation I’ve ever seen. LOL ears make the whole video.hahaha the ears popping out when Obama puts on his superhero hood! You can see his ears flap in the wind when he’s flying to get the pirates.
Obama's supporters probably think the video is a documentary. His drones really do think he’s a superhero, or worse a god, or even worse THE God.
I think it is poking fun at Obama-mania and the messianic self-image of the Chosen One, but it's so true to the view of the media and the Kool-Aid drinkers that the satire would be lost on them.
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....Thank you Rhod for sending this to me.
Rhod
Vietnam
25th Inf Div 66 and 67
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"Colonel Jessep " Responds To Barbara Boxer
When Barbara Boxer rudely interrupts Brigadier General Michael Walsh to request she not be called "Ma'am", Colonel Jessep comes to his aid.
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June 18, 2009
This and That From SSgt. Steve
To see amazing VIDEO.......
Please CLICK HERE to see the magnificent Magical White Deer
Fantastic, the wonders of God's creations.
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......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
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June 13, 2009
"Are Women Born This Way"....I think some are! LOL
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Wild Thing's comment........
What an adorable baby.
LMAO I swear I have never seen anything like this, a baby talkative like this.
LOL This baby reminds me of something that happened. hahahaha
My brother in law has been divorced for many years and he has a girlfriend
he has been with for almost 20 years. Her name is GiGi and she is from France, she has a very heavy French accent ,and politically is exactly like my brother in law a total socialist that hates President Bush and the war.
She is extremely talkative. So when they come to visit since we are the girls we end up visiting and chatting. That is ok for awhile but where she is able to do this chatting stuff for hours and hours non stop I get worn out. haha It isn't exactly like normal visiting, it is more like she talks and I listen and throw in the 'oh really' and 'a ha yes ' whenever she let's me. heh heh
One time when they were visiting, this happened about 15 years ago ( Calif.). I was really into working out like a bodybuilder. Three days on, one off, three on etc. Hours at the gym and I would come home completely drained, like walking in a zombie. Sometimes in the
summer I would just take my gym shoes off and dive in our pool clothes on the whole thing. Just from being so exhausted and hot.
They had arrived the night before and I was off to the gym by 7 the next morning. When I got home she was all ready for me to "listen". haha I did ok for about 2 hours then I asked I really need to go lay down for just a half hour or so, but I will be back downstairs as soon as I can.
I thought that would take care of my leaving the room. But she followed me upstairs talking the whole time, and then she sat on the lounge chair in the room as I slumped across the bed grabbing a pillow to try and sleep for my precious half hour. LOL
She would not stop, I said a silent prayer, please God, I just need a half hour and I will enter the world again. God must have chuckled at that one, and since I believe God does have a sense of humor he did not stop her. hahahhaahhaa
After 45 minutes of this, I sat up, took my pillow and announced very quietly I need to go to the dog house I will be back in awhile.
She kept talking as I left the room and as I went outside to the dog house that Nicholas had built. We had 3 St. Bernard's at the time and so he built them a little Swiss Chalet, a two story dog house with a ramp inside so they could use both floors. They were always in the house with us, but in case they wanted to go outside they had a cute place of their own. I crawled up the ramp with my pillow and had one of the best naps I have ever had. I could hear the slow breathing of the 3 St. Bernard's laying outside along the dog house and one even came in and up the ramp and put his head on my foot as I slept.
When I went back into the house all she said was...... OH I wondered where you were, you just disappeared. Hahahhaaa
So this adorable baby in this video reminded me so much of GiGi.
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....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.
Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72
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Obama Was Tricked I tell ya!
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Wild Thing's comment......
LMAO ....too funny.
Of course we all know he didn't really bow, and why? Because his people told the news people and the news people told the kool-aid drinking people to tell the right wing gun totating, Bible carrying,Constitution respecting people what they saw, when they already knew what they had seen, but the kool aid drinking people can't see without being told what they see and that has to come from the news people after they get their memo's from the Obama people.
Whew I am worn out. hahahaha
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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June 03, 2009
Thief or Patriot?....Cemetery Squirrels Nuts About U.S. Flags
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Cemetery squirrels nuts about U.S. flags
American flags are caught high in a pine tree Thursday at Mount Hope Cemetery in Port Huron where one of two thieving cemetery squirrels had placed them for a nest. A recent high wind scattered them among the tree's branches.
Rogue rodent discovered robbing graves of Old Glory
(Times Herald photos by MARK R. RUMMEL)
If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it.
A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate building a nest.
It happened not just once, but about dozen times.
"He plucks them right off," Ceglarek, superintendent of Mount Hope Cemetery in Port Huron, said of a rogue squirrel that is stealing flags. "If I didn't see it, and I didn't follow the squirrel, I never would have believed it.
"But it is a band of tree rodents."
Every Memorial Day, volunteers put small American flags next to grave stones of the about 965 veterans buried at the Krafft Road cemetery.
All the flags were undisturbed during a Mass on Memorial Day. But the next day, cemetery workers noticed the flags were disappearing -- the small, wooden staffs still were in the ground, but Old Glory itself had been removed.
At first, the cemetery's staff was confused. Then, Ceglarek spotted the thief in action.
"It looked like he had a little bandana in his mouth," he said of the squirrel.
Ceglarek has collected a handful of bare staffs. The staples used to attach the flags remain firmly in place with pieces of red, white and blue fabric stuck to them.
The squirrels' nest is in Ward L of the cemetery --a ward now conspicuously without flags.
"Clean as a whistle," Ceglarek said.
The nest, which is about 45 feet up a spruce tree, can be seen by an observant cemetery visitor as red, white and blue cloth drapes over branches.
"Maybe they are trying to tell us it is going to be a hard winter," Ceglarek said with a laugh. "Why use leaves when you can get flags?"
As Ceglarek and Celeste Silvers, the cemetery's office manager, showed off the nest Thursday, one of the squirrels sat watching in a bush about 15 feet away. The other squirrel scurried around a nearby tree.
Most years, Ceglarek said the cemetery leaves the flags up until June 14, which is Flag Day. But, he said, the policy will be revisited.
"This crew here," he said referring to the squirrels, "is going to hamper that, no doubt."
"We're going to almost have to take them out early," he said. "They have one ward almost cleared out."
The other option?
"Shoot 'em," Silvers said. "But you don't want to do that."
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Wild Thing's comment............
I love this story, I hope they don't hurt the squirrels. Maybe get them their own tiny Flags. haha or other material and drap it near the tree, they can think they are thinking of it themselves and maybe leave the Flags alone.
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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May 31, 2009
Church Bulletin Bloopers
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May 30, 2009
Shot Gun Golf! ~ Hilarious!!
Wild Thing's comment......
ROTFLMAO this is sooooo funny. I love it.
....Thank you JohnE PFC U.S. Army for sending this to me.
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Just a Little of This and That
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This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS... twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house.
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......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts
and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is
taken away and given to the person in line behind you.
You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting
any ice cream.
Are you stimulated?
.....Thank you Chief.
Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard
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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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A man seeking to join a Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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Got a freakin' call center! It was in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
....Thank you Horace for sending this to me.
Horace
U.S.Army
Horace Smith, Pvt. E-1, USAR
1956-1964
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Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (9)
May 28, 2009
Biden Jokes About Breaking Obama's Teleprompter
After the wind blows down the teleprompter of Vice President Biden at the Air Force Academy graduation he joked:
"what am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?"
There was a little laughter and chuckle and some barely audible clapping by a few.
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Wild Thing's comment.......
LMAO too funny. OH boy is JOE going to be in trouble now. At lesst we can have some laughs from Joe Biden.
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:50 AM | Comments (9)
May 26, 2009
The Ultimate Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder
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Wild Thing's comment.........
LOL My Dad would have loved a bird feeder like this. He always tried to feed
both the birds and the squirrel's year round. But the cute little squirrel's would eat their good and then go try to party with the birds food too. haha
This squirrel is so cute and the sound effects are perfect. giggle
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 07:42 AM | Comments (6)
May 25, 2009
A Story About a Big Squirrel and a Baby Squirrel
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Wild Thing's comment......
This is so adorable, I love it! Watch what happens and how it progresses......I don't want to share too much
and give away what happens. But it is very much worth watching.
....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.
Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (6)
May 22, 2009
It's all attitude! Enjoy!
Fran & Marlo Cowan an older couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic and spotted a piano. They've been married for 62 years and he'll be 90 this year.
Wild Thing's comment.......
I love this and it really is true about a good attitude.
......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.
Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)
Dustoff 22
USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:24 PM | Comments (5)
May 16, 2009
'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle "
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.
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The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle .''
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
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Wild Thing's comment.......
I LOVE this! The poor turtle though, but this is the ONLY Democrat turtle in existence, see that is the way to
not feel so bad about the turtle. heh heh
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 07:44 AM | Comments (4)
May 15, 2009
A Little of This and That for Today
Lawn Sign
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Lifetime Carbon Offsets
U.S. Armed Forces have always been environmentally conscious, but now they’re starting a new program that should really make liberals happy. They’re going to be selling lifetime carbon offsets. You pay them their fee, and they will then kill a terrorist in a foreign land, effectively offsetting your entire carbon footprint.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
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Obama Country
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the him off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She's a horse's ass, too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country."
"Nope," replies the bartender. "Horse country."
.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
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Now booking for prom season in Lancaster County, PA
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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Posted by Wild Thing at 04:45 AM | Comments (2)
The Swine Flu and Winnie the Pooh
Swine flu vaccine won't be ready for next wave
A Vaccine against the Mexican swine flu is likely to arrive too late for most people, vaccine officials told New Scientist between a flurry of high-level industry meetings this week.
The US has one vaccine plant, owned by French drug giant Sanofi-Aventis, which could in theory produce enough for the US population. However, the US has no advance purchase order in place.
"It only takes three days to grow the virus in eggs, but weeks for testing and formulating," Hessel adds. That means no vaccine until September, and no real quantities until October. Then countries have to administer millions of doses, which take weeks to take effect.
In theory, countries that place new orders now might get vaccine in November.
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Wild Thing's comment.........
LOL I love this Winnie the Pooh graphic.
I have only posted about this flu once, when it first happened. Mostly I was just trying to see how much of it was the crisis thing the democrats love to push or how bad it really was.
This is just an update on the latest news.
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:40 AM | Comments (2)
May 11, 2009
"Obama Man" by Greg Morton
Canadian comedian Greg Morton weighs in on the current financial crisis and how President Obama plans to get us out of it.
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Wild Thing's comment.......
Hahahaha the guy did a good job on this.
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......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
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May 10, 2009
It All Started With a Butterfly
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Wild Thing's comment......
LOL well done and funny! hahahaahha That poor guy with his roof. oh my!
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.... Thank you GM Cassel for sending this to me.
GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED
US Navy
1973- 1993
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May 08, 2009
Employees and Robots at Lunchtime at the Ford Factory
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May 07, 2009
Welcome To The Future
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Wild Thing's comment........
LOL this is so well done. You can feel the relief and then the anxiety of the couple through all the questions.
On the reality side this could be happening sooner then we think.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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May 02, 2009
A Little Of This and That
.....Thank you Chief.
Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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Leg Trying To Steal Bone ( This must be a Democrat dog, I'm thinking Pelosi here. ~ Jack)
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Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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April 30, 2009
Song of the Olga Groped-Man
A cautionary tale for anyone thinking of holding up a Russian hairdresser's:
According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up her shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.
The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.
At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.
Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.
Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.
But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.
The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.
She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.
First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaintposted on Life.ru.
Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.
"What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."
The following day, Olga filed a complaint with police, asking that Viktor be charged in the salon robbery. Life.ru posted a copy of her statement as well.
Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL oh my gosh! hahahaha I so needed this.
hahaha I bet he won't want to rob again....or maybe he will.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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April 29, 2009
First 100 Days ~ ElRushbo and Coulter
Wild Thing's comment......
Hahaha I love when they go after Hussein Obama.
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Attention Obama Shoppers Man Fainted in FBI Isle
Man Faints During President Obama Speech At FBI
Wild Thing's comment....... Hussein being totally self-centered, says ‘This happened all the time at MY rallies’ rather than, ‘My goodness, let’s help that guy out’ or ‘Let’s stop a moment so the EMTs can do their thing.’ Trained to endure torture FBI agent faints at Obama speech. Obama needing to escape his stupidity of the Fly by yesterday, man fainting is staged to show the world once again that Obama is their Messsssiiiiahhhh Muhammad.
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. Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway Police arrested a 28-year-old Petah Tikvah man for drunk driving late Friday night after he was caught driving erratically on the highway while having sexual intercourse with a female passenger. A breathalyzer test performed at the scene found that the driver had a blood-alcohol count three times the legal limit. Police stopped the car after observing the driver veering from lane to lane erratically on highway 471 en route to Petah Tikvah. After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger. The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road. Police took the car to be impounded for 30 days, and the driver has been ordered to appear before a traffic court Sunday morning, where he will have his license suspended .
Wild Thing's comment........ This guys was only trying out multi-tasking. Practice! Practice! Practice! "The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road." LOL hahaaha
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Wild Thing's comment......... LMAO I love these roasts! Mark
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April 26, 2009
At Least He Wasn’t Talking On His Cell Phone
April 25, 2009
Don Rickles on Dean Martin Roasts : Bob Hope
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3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
April 24, 2009
PVT Murphy
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April 21, 2009
Break Time
......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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......Thank you John for sending this to me.
John 5 (VN 69/70)
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.....Thank you Tim for sending this to me.
Tim
Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69
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April 16, 2009
Maxine Waters Outs The Democrat Socialists Agenda ~ LOL
California Democrat, Maxine Waters, gives away the game while grilling John Hofmeister of Shell Oil during the recent Congressional hearings.
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Wild Thing's comment......
This is so funny, I know it is serious too but they did such a good job on this. LOL
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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April 14, 2009
Having a Bad Day? ~ LOL
I have no idea how they filmed this. But it is well done. LOL ~ Wild Thing
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April 06, 2009
Why Team Bush Beats Team Obama
Final Four: Why Team Bush Beats Team Obama
by Joseph Lindsey
As the NCAA final four is again upon us I thought it would be fun to take the last four years of President Bush’s team, and square them off against President Obama’s team in a presidential team pick, and policy play.
Team Bush
Coach: The spirit of Ronald Reagan.
As a coach Reagan brings this team together with a play that’s tough, conservative and full of compassion for those who are being oppressed on both sides of the stands. He instructs his team to trudge forward no matter what the score, and to not concern themselves with attempting to get cheers from both sides of the stands or those in other leagues who don’t like the way they play. Bonus: Tear down this wall.
Center: George W. Bush.
W. in the position of center seems an odd choice for a man of his stature. Yet consensus amongst his team is that he’s the man best set to defend the basket, and the man who won’t budge in the face of hard drives up the lane, elbows, personal fouls and face spitting from opponents and their booster clubs. Bonus: Makes a decision and sticks to it.
Point Guard: Condi Rice
Not concerned with being recognized by the crowed for her sex, race or background, she brings a sense of calm and conscientious control to the overall play of the team. She’s fast and able to get the ball in the right hands at the right time. Bonus: Can play the “Star Spangled Banner” on a piano at the opening.
Shooting Guard: General David Petraeus
Creating a high volume of shots on offense he’s able to decimate the opponent with his surge, and protect the point on defense. Not looking for the limelight, trophies or magazine covers, his only concern is the advancement of the overall team and the safety of the entire crowd. Bonus: Not bothered by anti-American sentiment from Democrat-funded websites.
Small Forward: Michael V. Hayden CIA
Though his scope is global on the court he keeps a presence that’s so small and silent that once you discover he’s there, it’s too late. No leaks come from his play even though he helped write the playbook years ago at the NSA. Bonus: He’s got your cell number so cheating is difficult for opponents.
Power Forward: Dick Cheney
Plays offensively often with his back to the basket. Because of his vast experience he plays a zone defense often confusing the opposing team. His play is straight forward and unapologetic. Opposing booster clubs experience high levels of intimidation due to his unwillingness to be vocal about team play. Bonus: A rumor set forth from booster clubs about Gatorade water-boarding brings a warm wet feeling to the briefs of teams attempting to oppose him.
Cheerleaders: Weekly Standard, Wall Street Journal, Fox News, Abe Lincoln, General Patton, the US Military, Rush Limbaugh, the free marketplace, Big Hollywood and people not susceptible to cult worship.
Team Obama
Coach: George Soros
Coach Soros brings to the game a sense of “Yes we can, and here’s the check to prove it.” He tells his teams not worry about the score because he owns the company that makes the scoreboards. His gameplan is loose and full of narcotics in case his team begins to feel something they don’t like. In the event of obvious defeat, he’s willing to abort the entire match no matter how late in the game. Bonus: Pays for all spectators’ hot dogs, sodas and one of those foam fists to wave at team W.
Center: President Obama
With vast experience as a community organizer, he’s used to being surrounded by those who count on him to give them something. Hope and Change is the name of his game but because you can’t see, taste, touch or pay your bills with Hope and Change, he settles for handing the ball off to those more experienced than he. Bonus: Looks good on a t-shirt, bumper sticker, coffee mug, hand towel, wrist watch, poster, action figure, flag, mural and video game.
Point Guard: Hillary Clinton
Clearly the balls of the team and faster than most of her teammates when it comes to maneuvering around a play that may bring shame to the team or the player. Early in the season her sex seemed to be a real problem for the booster clubs and those in the stands. But now that she’s not president, they all feel she’s swell. Bonus: Husband Bill Clinton has shown her how to deal with groupies on the road.
Shooting Guard: Janet Napolitano
Though she’s never played the game at this level, she must quickly learn to be the best perimeter player on the team. Bonus: She can see Mexico from her house.
Small Forward: Leon Panetta
Primarily responsible for penetrating offense, when he does drive up the lane he does so in a manner that’s never harmful to the opponent. Bonus: Carries with him everywhere he goes the playbook written by MoveOn.org.
Power Forward: Eric Holder
Often plays with his back against his own teammates and is willing to send fellow players to the showers if too many fouls are committed in the name of victory. Bonus: When he fouls you he says, “You’re pardoned.”
Cheerleaders: MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, Hollywood, unions, t-shirt makers, Planned Parenthood, rappers, Bruce Springsteen, people in Europe, Jimmy Carter, Hamas, people that know 9/11 was an inside job, cultists, most people under 28 and those who pay no taxes.
Okay so Team Obama just got in the game, but with his line-up it’s clear why Team Bush wins in the end. Team Bush knows the cost of a game lost when the stands are full and the world is watching.
Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL this is good, very well done!!!
....Thank you Lynn for sending this to me.
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April 04, 2009
Two Trillion Tons (Obama Parody)
"I don't take credit for this song, though I wish I could. Just remember, parodies are
created to mock true events." this was posted by the person that has the video at YouTube.
CREDIT TO: Jim Gossett
Lyrics:
Obama got elected, now there is no end;
The Democrats wanna tax and spend,
Tax and spend us into bankruptcy,
With a tax-cheat runnin our Treasury.
You spend two trillion bucks, and what do you get?
No recovery but deeper in debt.
St. Peter better call me fore its too late;
I owe my soul to the welfare state!
Obama is a leftist, as he cant deny;
Govern from the center, was a great big lie.
Karl Marx Manifesto is his playbook,
And you and me soon will be on the hook.
You spend two trillion bucks, in unsecured cash;
Soon the dollar will be pure trash.
Our bond holders we have to appease;
We owe our soul to the Red Chinese.
Obama and his people are makin a mess,
Bernankes fired up the printing press,
Printin money that dont exist,
No wonder America is gettin (peeved?)
You spend two trillion bucks,
They aint done yet!
Obama and Pelosi are pilin up the debt.
I work hard for the money, this I dont deserve
We owe our souls to the Federal Reserve!
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL whoever did the song did a good job.
Obama deserves our disrespect that's for sure and he sure has mine. A rock has more
integrity then Barack Hussein Obama will ever have.
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April 03, 2009
A Very Patient Cat
Wild Thing's comment.........
This is so adorable, I love how the kitty has enough and gently but firmly guides the little puppy to stop. haha so cute!!!!
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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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April 02, 2009
South Park explains the mortgage crisis
Source:
American Thinker
BThomas Lifson - "Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park have a definite conservative streak, and this week's episode of the often hilariously vulgar show was no exception. The following clip is available on YouTube for now. It is eight and a half minutes long. The ending is worth the time."
Wild Thing's comment.......
Good ole South Park haha they went after Al Gore long ago too.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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March 30, 2009
A Little Humor Break
This is from one of our Shows, San Diego Living. Ruben usually goes out into the field and does live shots from community locations.. Today he is building a bear.. but his technique is... interesting to say the least. We spoke with him afterwards he had NO IDEA he was doing what he did..
Wait for it.. and look at the expressions of the Co-Hosts during the double video box.. LOL..
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The Reality Fairy
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee outside an Illinois immigration office.
'Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'
The man told the fairy.. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'
The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Springfield on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here . .. .... and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the lake.
'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.
'Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans . .. . and -- PING! -- The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a St Louis Cardinal’s T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?' .
The fairy said 'Tough, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.'
......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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.... Thank you John for sending these to me.
John
US Navy
62-68
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.....Thank you Chief for sending this to me.
Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard
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I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
State, City & County Public 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to come 'service' a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.
I hope you are now as enlightened as I am.
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When Democracy Becomes Tyranny
I STILL get to vote.
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DOD Briefing
The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told Pres. OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken,almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'
This is especially poignant since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
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Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed, and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country and the banking system to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!
....Thank you Mark for sending these to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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Extractions from Military manuals, pubs, etc.
"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND." -US Marine Corps
"CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE
GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop.
"IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." -Infantry Journal
"A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M-203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST
EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT
." -Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
"IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST
BOMBED." -US. Air Force manual
"TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO." -Infantry Journal
"TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS." -U.S. Army Ordnance
"FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS." -Infantry Journal
"BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID." -David Hackworth
"IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH."
-Infantry Journal
"NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION." -Joe Gay
"ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER....ONCE." -Anon
"NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO." -Unknown Marine
Recruit
"DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU." -Infantry Journal
"IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM." -U.S.A.F.
Ammo Troop
....Thank you Lynn for sending this.
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Obama's Sharp Parot!....LOL I love these jokes!
So, Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender asks, "Hey, where did you get that thing?"
Parrot says....Kenya, they're all over the place.
....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.
Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72
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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
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No Time for Sergeants ~ LMAO
LOL I love this film. I first saw it about 10 years ago and I laughed so hard, and it still makes me laugh. These are just two of the scenes from the movie.
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March 29, 2009
President Reagan Tells Obama To Shut Up! ~ LOL
Reagan Tells Obama To Shut Up!
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March 26, 2009
Sweatin' With the Socialists
Sweatin' With the Socialists
An exercise video that will keep you up on your feet for hours to the voice of your favorite president, Barack Obama! Join Nancy Pelosi as she leads you through thousands of annoying exuberant clapping exercises to the voice of President Obama. Spring into action as Pelosi keeps you on your feet during this highly engaging video.
Wild Thing's comment......
LOL this si so funny and very clever what she came up with. I love how our side will always be creative even if we are mad as hell.
hahaha
God Bless America, OUR America NOT Obama's !
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March 25, 2009
Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter
A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter
Wild Thing's comment........
LMAO gosh I love the things that Iowahawk does. hahaha this really shows how he cannot
speak at all without one. heh heh
....Thank you Horace for sending this to me.
Horace
U.S.Army
Horace Smith, Pvt. E-1, USAR
1956-1964
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March 19, 2009
How Pilots Should Talk ~ Don't Miss This One! LMAO
Wild Thing's comment.......
This is hilarious, I love it. Enjoy!
.....Thank you BobF, for sending this to me.
BobF
SMSgt, USAF
1973 - 1999
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March 18, 2009
Jackie Mason Defends Calling Obama "Schvartze"
Furor Over Jackie Mason Calling President Obama a 'Schvartza'
New York, NY
Comedian Jackie Mason used what some say is a racial epithet in describing President Barack Obama during his act Thursday night, infuriating at least several people in the crowd.
During a performance at Feinstein's at Loews Regency in NYC, Mason referred to Obama as a "schwartza" -- some say it's equivalent to the "N" word -- others say it's just part of the Yiddish culture and a literal translation of the word "Black." We're told one person walked out fuming, "He's more offensive to the Jews than Madoff tonight."
TMZ spoke with Mason by phone, and he was outraged at the criticism, saying, "I'm not going to defend myself. Chris Rock has told a lot more jokes about whites than I have against Blacks. What about the demeaning words Blacks say about Jews?"
Mason added, "If it's a racist society, the white people are the ones being persecuted because they have to defend themselves."
Mason called people like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson "professional racists." Mason added, "I'm an old Jew. I was raised in a Jewish family where 'schwartza' was used. It's not a demeaning word and I'm not going to defend myself."
And there was this parting shot: "I'm more talented than Oprah Winfrey and look at how much she makes. I can't even make a living."
Rev. Al Sharpton sent a statement saying: "At this stage in Jackie's life and career he should get our prayers more than our responses. It is sad that maybe he forgot he used the same term against Mayor David Dinkins when he was elected the first African-American Mayor of New York City and got in trouble for it. As for him attacking me, maybe he forgot that he has had me on his TV show and has taken me to dinner and commended me for forgiving a white male who tried to kill me by stabbing me while I was leading a non-violent march. I'm sure Jackie just forgot."
Wild Thing's comment.........
Good grief, well he didn't call him a SOCIALIST! lMAO
This uproar about what Jackie said is stupid, THEY have a half black president they should be happy now and waiting for the "change" ( $$$$$ )
So I say God bless Jackie he did nothing wrong. He is a talented comedian and has brought laughter to the world.
I hope he doesn’t back down from the race hustling apology demanders.
I’m so tired of people who are looking to be insulted.
Jackie Mason, self-proclaimed "Ultimate Jew," speaks out on Barack Obama's lies.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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A Journey Back in Time
A commercial featuring the stars of Bonanza, Bewitched and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. showing off Chevrolet's 1965 range of vehicles.
See Lorne Greene, Pernell Roberts, Dan Blocker and Michael Landon, Robert Vaughn, Elizabeth Montgomery, Agnes Moorehead and Dick York on the Bonanza set.
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Wild Thing's comment..........
This was a feel good video, I remember these TV shows, actors and cars too. giggle.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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March 17, 2009
Join Me in Some Fun in a Time Out
A Gun Show that actually offers accommodations for the Anti-Gun protesters!
LMAO I love this one!
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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Ravages of War?
Here is a photo of what's left of Gaza after the Israeli's pulled their troops back...
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Did y’all see those recent articles about the present administration rationing health care particularly for the older old people?
Well, take a look at the ages of some of the US Senators – there is the place to start!! Of course the oldest are Democrats. They haven’t had a new idea since Karl Marx. Let them go, Barack!
CLICK to see the LIST below.........
List of current U.S. Senators by age
As of January 24, 2009, 1 Senator is in his 90s, 3 are in their 80s, 19 are in their 70s, 36 are in their 60s, 31 are in their 50s, 9 are in their 40s, and 0 are in their 30s.
......Thank you SSGT Steve
SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67
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This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!! CLICK to see video!!!
Remember Aretha's hat???? Aretha Takes Flight At Inaugural !
.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.
Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67
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BEST doormat ever!!!!LMAO gosh I would lvoe one of these,. heh heh
The media found out Sully is a Republican!
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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America's Smartest Woman
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former US President, a US Secretary of State and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America". So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, Ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
.....Thank you Tim for sending this to me.
Tim
Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69
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EMERGENCY ROOM....
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Marine Corps Cammies and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't
that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
.... Thank you John for sending this to me.
John
US Navy
62-68
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....Thank you Richard.
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:40 AM | Comments (2)
March 07, 2009
Friendship of Bella and Tarra
Wild Thing's comment.........
I just love animal stories, this one is unigue with the elephant and the little dog.
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (4)
March 06, 2009
Throwing Abe Lincoln Under The Bus
Obama use to say that Abe Lincoln was his favorite president, but now he has a different favorite and you can tell by the intensity of his stare that no one (in his mind) will ever be greater ........
Wild Thing's comment.........
LMAO you can just feel the LOVE....hahaha but it is from Obama TO Obama. Great photo capture of this moment. hahahahahahaha
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (8)
March 04, 2009
$81 Billion for Gas Fill-up
Man Charged $81 Billion for Gas Fill-up
SPOKANE, WA -- Juan Zamora of Washignton State says a normal trip to the gas station turned into an $81 billion mistake when he filled-up his gas tank earlier this week.
Zamora commutes from Spokane to the Hanford Nuclear Reservation in Richland, WA. Making the drive 4 times per week equates to 700 miles and $100 in gas every week.
Zamora returned home to hear an automated voicemail explain his purchase at a local gas station was approved for $81,400,836,908.
"I didn't believe the amount myself," he said. "So I played it over and over again."
Over and over again he heard the same amount: $81,400,836,908.
Zamora says it took hours of work on the phone to clear the billions of dollars of debt, but in the end the bank realized what happened.
"All in all I lost a couple of hours of work," he said. "But I knocked a huge debt off."
And he gained an unforgettable story.
Wild Thing's comment........
OH my gosh what a story. LOL I think I would have fainted at first. haha
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:47 AM | Comments (2)
Denny's New Breakfast Special
Denny's new breakfast special......In honor of the mother of the octuplets,
Denny's is offering a new Breakfast meal:
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage,
And the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
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Wild Thing's commnet.........
LOL this is great.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:44 AM | Comments (2)
February 28, 2009
A Little of This and That
No matter how hard he tried,
he was always the first one found during
camouflage exercises
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Wild Thing's comment...........
LMAO these are funny! With all the things going on we all appreciate so much laughter even more then usual.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:44 AM
February 27, 2009
Meant To Be a Satirical Site
The forum is a parody website.Apparently it is meant to make fun of those Obama supporters who really believe those far out ideas.
It was either started by Paulites as satire, or infiltrated by Paulites to destroy it.
If it has been started by Ron Paul people and it looks like is has, ,then it is like a few before it. Almost everyone there is a Ron Paul supporter and they all hate Obama. It seems to be from the same Ron Paul supporters who did a Fred Thompson forum during the election.
Here is Ron Paul's Forum where they are kidding about it and taking credit for it.
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?p=1963948
OBAMA NATION WATCH ~ Keeping an eye on our enemies
Tattle on your parents.........The Obama Youth Brigade The Mandatory Obama Youth Paramilitary Service Program. Be Part Of It!
Looking around there is a thread at the site called :"“How will Lord Obama get rid of all of the Whitey’s” thread. One guy’s username is Da Cracka Smacka. "
Some of the screen names:
Amabocanssikmyssa, Black House, Black Lincoln, Blackie Chan, bob, Charles Rangel, Che Guevara, Chef, CommunismRules, crapshoot, FREDSAVAGE, freetagoodhome, Fxjohn, Goodbye Kitty, Gran0la, GranWizard, Guilty White Liberal, Hassan the Assasin, HATE-B-ing-white, Howard Dean, imnoracist2, Larry Sinclair, Libtard, Little-Acorn, loose cannon democrat, Mandingo, McCain’sMyPrez, Moe Teasuh, monback, mtnman37879hotmail.com, MTVrox, Nancy Pelosi, NARWHAL, Nobama_in_2012, ObamaIn2012, Obamalammadingdong, ObamaMama, Respect My Authority, shepard smith, shop tom, SickleandHammer, smackdemhos, Soraya, Spear_Chuck_R, Studious One, SunshineButterfly, SweepDemLegz, Ted Nugent, Welfare_Queen, wheresmyfreesh#t.
Wild Thing's comment........
That is all the information I could find out about the site. The link John sent helped a lot to get me started.
This kind of thing can be very funny and there are some things at the forum that are, like some of thoe screen names, but like John said too it is also alarming when some followers of Obama take it seriously and the things they say are scary to say the least. Especially since we all know about Obama's Youth Program he wants to do.
.... Thank you John for sending this to me.
John
US Navy
62-68
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:44 AM | Comments (2)
February 26, 2009
'Honk if you will pay my mortgage'
Hot new bumper 'snicker' is a sign of the times
A brand new bumper sticker is making its debut on the highways and byways across America. No word yet on any concrete offers to those displaying the permanent, removable, magnetized original offering from the WND Superstore. But it is making Americans chuckle from coast to coast.
Wild Thing's comment.........
LOL this is a great idea. I wonder if a lot of people actually are putting this on their car. haahhaa Love it !
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:50 AM | Comments (5)
Paying Taxes the Obamanation Way ( Cartoons )
Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL these are good. I can't wait to show these to the business that does our taxes. They are Republicans and will love to see these.
....Thank you Lynn for sending these to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (3)
How To Know You Are Shopping In Texas
Wild Thing's comment........
LMAO gosh I love this. Nothing like shop till you drop. heh heh
....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.
Army Combat Engineers
67-69
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:40 AM | Comments (5)
February 25, 2009
Taxpayers Clearing House Prize Patrol
Taxpayers Clearing House Prize Patrol delivers large checks to Citibank and Amtrak, gets them signed by Sen. Snow, Sen. Schumer, confronts Tim Geithner with wads of cash and delivers invoices to taxpayers.
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Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL I think whoever made this did a really good job.
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:55 AM | Comments (9)
February 23, 2009
What A Wonderful Day
Wild Thing's comment..........
I love this video. It is truly a feel good video.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (5)
February 20, 2009
A Little Time Out
ROTFL..... ..... Obama getting Kentucky Fried Chicken thrown instead of shoes
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LOL this is great, because Obama and his ego keep telling us how he did it all by himself. He wants the credit for everything. He won't listen to anyone else unless they worship him and agree with him. Intimidates those who don't agree with him and whines on and on about those that said no to him. I bet we will be hearing how the Republicans voted NO on the stimulus bill for months.
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A protest march that many would be willing to join in. hahahaha
Wild Thing's comment...........
LMAO good ones ! These are all from RAC.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (5)
February 18, 2009
The Word "President" Replaces N-Word News Clip
President replaces N-Word News Clip
NY1 did this story on how everyone’s using the word President instead of the N-Word.
Wild Thing's comment......
LMAO this is so funny. As RAC said, there is no cure for stupid. hahaha SO TRUE!
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (6)
February 14, 2009
Get Your MONEY for NOTHING from BRO BHO!
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Comrades, we are entering DIRE economic $TRAIT$...
~ Darth
MONEY for NOTHING from BRO BHO!
I want my... I want my... I want my $TIMULU$ please
Now look at them yo-yo's
That's the way you do it
You voted in BRO BHO for the DNC
No need to be working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your welfare checks for free
Now suckers will be working, that's the way you do it
Let me tell you these conservatives are dumb
Maybe they'll get blisters on their fingers
Maybe they'll get blisters on their thumbs
Chumps gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
Krackers gotta move refridgerators
Losers gotta lift plasma color T.V.'s
That Wallstreeter in pin-stripes all dressed up
Right On BRO BHO! Clean cut and combed his hair
That corporate exec got his own jet airplane
That corporate exec is a billionaire
Chumps gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
Krackers gotta move refridgerators
Losers gotta lift plasma color T.V.'s
Can ya dig it? can ya dig it?
I should have learned to play the guitar
I should have learned to play them drums
Check out that snow bunny!
She got it going on in the camera
Man YES WE CAN sure have some
And he's up there. What's that?
HAWAIIAN noises?
BRO BHO banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
Yeah he has got your coin
That's the way Obamanation does it
Get your money for nothing and your welfare checks for free
Chumps gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
Krackers gotta move refridgerators
Losers gotta lift plasma color T.V.'s
Listen up Obamanation
The suckers will be working
That's the way we do it
We voted in BRO BHO for the DNC
We don't have to be working
That's the way we do it
Money for nothing and your welfare checks for free
Money for nothing and sub-prime homes for free
Get your money for nothing. Get your college tuitions for free
Money for nothing and your welfare checks for free
Look at that. Look at that
Get your money for nothing
Get your mortgage payments for free
I want my... I want my... I want my $TIMULU$ please
Easy. easy
WE AIN'T WORKING!
(Dire Straits #1 hit for three weeks on the charts in June 1985: MONEY FOR NOTHING from their album 'Brothers in Arms').
Wild Thing's comment.........
Thank you so much for your rendition of this song. Excellent!!!
....Thank you Darth for sending the article to me.
Darth
U.S. Airforce
C-5 loadmaster
84-97
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:47 AM | Comments (10)
February 11, 2009
A Little Time Out
....Thank you Lynn for sending this to me.
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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Money Saving Tips......
In these harsh times we all seem to be looking for ways to stretch our meagre salaries or savings out. I hope my following suggestions may give some ideas how to best manage in these dark days:
DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.
HOMEOWNERS: Prevent burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.
SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y,
DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.
HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping cart and the other in your coat pocket.
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Goodwill, they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty cents.
OLD people, if you feel cold indoors this winter, simply pop outside for ten minutes without a coat, when you go back inside you will really feel the benefit.
MIX tea with coffee, and leave in the fridge to cool. Hey presto! Toffee.
MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill.
SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.
WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't care less anyway and you could use the saved energy to vaccuum the house afterwards
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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Glory Hole - Monticello Dam, California
A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir.
This is the 'Glory Hole' at Monticello dam, and it's the largest in the world of this type of spillway - its size enabling it to consume 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.
Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah
This is supposedly the largest man-made excavation on earth.
Extraction began in 1863 and still continues today, the pit increasing in size constantly. In its current state, the hole is a mile deep and 2.5 miles wide.
The Money Hole!
This is the famous " Washington Rat Hole" that you all know about. It is capable of swallowing trillions and trillions of U.S. dollars annually!
Never to be heard from again.
....Thank you JohnE PFC U.S. Army for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:44 AM | Comments (8)
February 10, 2009
Obamanation: "Give Pork A Chance!"
In honor of the flower power weeds of yesterday and today, I thought of no better way to commemorate Obamanation than with John Lennon and Yoko Oinko's INSTANT KARMA hit from their SHAVED FISH album....
INSTANT OBAMA from the new Sliced Pork album that cries to "Give Pork A Chance!"
Instant Obama's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head.
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead!
What in the world are you thinking of?
Laughing in the face of God above!
What in Obamanation are you trying to do?
Socialism and Marxism are up to you.... Yeah you!
Instant Obama's gonna get you
Hit you right in your wallet's space.
Better get your $AVING$ ready for CHANGE comrades
And join Obamanation's new world socialist race.
How in the world are you going to see?
Laughing at the conservative fools like me
Who in the hell do you think you are -
Michael Moore? Move On Dot Commie or an OD rock star?
Well, right you are!
Well we collectively all shine on
Like the moon bats and the rap stars and the sun.
Well we all collectively shine on
Everyone come on!
Instant Obama's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off of your hard working feet.
Better give everything to your brothers
And to everyone you meet!
Why in the world are we here?
No, not to live any more in pain and fear.
Why on earth are you over there?
When we're everywhere!
COME AND GET YOUR WELFARE!!
Well the Baracksheviks shine on
Like the Marxists, the Socialists, the liberals and the sun
Yeah we comrades all shine on
Come on and on and on on on!
Yeah yeah.... Alright, uh huh, ah........
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Wild Thing's comment......
This is great, thank you so much Darth for what you did with this. LOL it is really well done.
....Thank you Darth.
Darth
U.S. Airforce
C-5 loadmaster
84-97
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:47 AM | Comments (5)
February 09, 2009
Obama Gives Pep Talk To Naval Cadets (Humor)
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Wild Thing's comment........
LOL I seriously LOVE this photo. hahahahahaha
I know this is a joke but I bet I could imagine how they would want to go to sleep. I think Obama is an extremely boreing speaker. More now then ever. I am tired of his constant whine and complaing.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (4)
February 06, 2009
A Picture Says It All
I was hoping that she would belt out some classic James Brown after Barak Hussein was sworn in. heh heh I wasn't a fan of the yellow dresss, but I guess it was better then a blue stained dress.
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So THIS is where we get it from.
Wild Thing's comment.........
LOVE the humor in the top one and the boittom one. LMAO
The middle one reminds me of the day I found out China had loaned our country money. I almost fell off my chair. The USA borrowing money from a communist country, and the fact we borrowed at all was a huge disappointment to me.
But I do so love how funny the top and lower images are. LOL We need to remember to laugh when we can too because when we see what has happened in only 18 days of Obama destruction and we have 4 years of this, it is very scary to me.
......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (12)
February 03, 2009
Blind Man - Levi's ~ LOL
Wild Thing's commnet.......
LOL this is very funny and I think it is cute how they did this.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:40 AM | Comments (6)
January 29, 2009
Road Sign Means Something Else ~ LOL
No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else
CRAPSTONE, England
When ordering things by telephone, Stewart Pearce tends to take a proactive approach to the inevitable question “What is your address?”
He lays it out straight, so there is no room for unpleasant confusion. “I say, ‘It’s spelled “crap,” as in crap,’ ” said Mr. Pearce, 61, who has lived in Crapstone, a one-shop country village in Devon, for decades.
Disappointingly, Mr. Pearce has so far been unable to parlay such delicate encounters into material gain, as a neighbor once did.
“Crapstone,” the neighbor said forthrightly, Mr. Pearce related, whereupon the person on the other end of the telephone repeated it to his co-workers and burst out laughing. “They said, ‘Oh, we thought it didn’t really exist,’ ” Mr. Pearce said, “and then they gave him a free something.”
In the scale of embarrassing place names, Crapstone ranks pretty high. But Britain is full of them. Some are mostly amusing, like Ugley, Essex; East Breast, in western Scotland; North Piddle, in Worcestershire; and Spanker Lane, in Derbyshire.
Others evoke images that may conflict with residents’ efforts to appear dignified when, for example, applying for jobs.
These include Crotch Crescent, Oxford; Titty Ho, Northamptonshire; Wetwang, East Yorkshire; Slutshole Lane, Norfolk; and Thong, Kent. And, in a country that delights in lavatory humor, particularly if the word “bottom” is involved, there is Pratts Bottom, in Kent, doubly cursed because “prat” is slang for buffoon.
As for Penistone, a thriving South Yorkshire town, just stop that sophomoric snickering.
“It’s pronounced ‘PENNIS-tun,’ ” Fiona Moran, manager of the Old Vicarage Hotel in Penistone, said over the telephone, rather sharply. When forced to spell her address for outsiders, she uses misdirection, separating the tricky section into two blameless parts: “p-e-n” — pause — “i-s-t-o-n-e.”
Several months ago, Lewes District Council in East Sussex tried to address the problem of inadvertent place-name titillation by saying that “street names which could give offense” would no longer be allowed on new roads.
“Avoid aesthetically unsuitable names,” like Gaswork Road, the council decreed. Also, avoid “names capable of deliberate misinterpretation,” like Hoare Road, Typple Avenue, Quare Street and Corfe Close.
(What is wrong with Corfe Close, you might ask? The guidelines mention the hypothetical residents of No. 4, with their unfortunate hypothetical address, “4 Corfe Close.” To find the naughty meaning, you have to repeat the first two words rapidly many times, preferably in the presence of your fifth-grade classmates.)
The council explained that it was only following national guidelines and that it did not intend to change any existing lewd names.
Still, news of the revised policy raised an outcry.
“Sniggering at double entendres is a loved and time-honored tradition in this country,” Carol Midgley wrote in The Times of London. Ed Hurst, a co-author, with Rob Bailey, of “Rude Britain” and “Rude UK,” which list arguably offensive place names — some so arguably offensive that, unfortunately, they cannot be printed here — said that many such communities were established hundreds of years ago and that their names were not rude at the time.
“Place names and street names are full of history and culture, and it’s only because language has evolved over the centuries that they’ve wound up sounding rude,” Mr. Hurst said in an interview.
Mr. Bailey, who grew up on Tumbledown Dick Road in Oxfordshire, and Mr. Hurst got the idea for the books when they read about a couple who bought a house on Butt Hole Road, in South Yorkshire.
The name most likely has to do with the spot’s historic function as a source of water, a water butt being a container for collecting water. But it proved to be prohibitively hilarious.
“If they ordered a pizza, the pizza company wouldn’t deliver it, because they thought it was a made-up name,” Mr. Hurst said. “People would stand in front of the sign, pull down their trousers and take pictures of each other’s naked buttocks.”
The couple moved away.
The people in Crapstone have not had similar problems, although their sign is periodically stolen by word-loving merrymakers. And their village became a stock joke a few years ago, when a television ad featuring a prone-to-swearing soccer player named Vinnie Jones showed Mr. Jones’s car breaking down just under the Crapstone sign.
In the commercial, Mr. Jones tries to alert the towing company to his location while covering the sign and trying not to say “crap” in front of his young daughter.
The consensus in the village is that there is a perfectly innocent reason for the name “Crapstone,” though it is unclear what that is. Theories put forth by various residents the other day included “place of the rocks,” “a kind of twisting of the original word,” “something to do with the soil” and “something to do with Sir Francis Drake,” who lived nearby.
Jacqui Anderson, a doctor in Crapstone who used to live in a village called Horrabridge, which has its own issues, said that she no longer thought about the “crap” in “Crapstone.”
Still, when strangers ask where she’s from, she admitted, “I just say I live near Plymouth.”
Wild Thing's comment..........
LOL I have heard of some weird names for some cities and towns but I think the ones in this article beats them all. hahaha
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 03:45 AM | Comments (9)
January 22, 2009
This Is Priceless!!!
Wild Thing's comment..........
LMAO gosh I love this. heh heh
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 01:55 PM | Comments (7)
January 20, 2009
Some Fun and Humor For All Of Us
Traffic jams to Obama's Inauguration
....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.
Tom
Army Aviation
Army Airborne Infantry Special Forces
Crewchief/ Observer
66-68
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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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Available soon at a "re-distribution" center near you.... Delicious when served with "ACORN" squash!
WARNING: Consumption may cause need for "Joe the Plumber"!
......Thank you SSGT Steve for sending this to me.
SSGT Steve Gaston, USMC
Big D Detachment
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Obama's Secret Service
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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The fearless bird lies in wait every day and pounces at a corner shop in Aberdeen when the door opens.
He sneaks in, grabs his spicy Doritos, then flies off with them in his beak and shares them with other birds.
The seagull, nicknamed Sam by staff and customers, has become so popular locals have started paying for his crisps.
"Everyone is amazed by the seagull.
"For some reason he only takes that one particular kind of crisps, nothing else will do for him. But he's got it down to a fine art. He waits until there are no customers around and I'm standing behind the till, then he raids the place."
Bosses at the RS McColl shop have now decided to keep the door closed to try to deter Sam.
But customers have taken pity on the bird and have started donating money to keep him in Doritos.
He's becoming a bit of a celebrity. Seagulls are usually not that popular but Sam is a star because he's so funny."
Thank you Tim for sending this to me.
Tim Godfrey
Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69
Wild Thing's comment......
There will be so much in the news today about what is going on I thought it might be nice to just take a deep breath and relax a bit. The cult of O, will be doing their thing.
Thank you all that sent me these things, some of them I have saved for today,.
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (6)
What Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a ####-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age
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Wild Thing's comment..............
LMAO I love this one!!
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM | Comments (7)
January 11, 2009
Golden Retriever Puppy with Baby Kittens
Wild Thing's comment.........
LOL this is so cute, one of the kitties decides the puppy is ok to make a friend with. haha It is so cute to see how the interplay goes on between the two of them.
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (5)
Copper Clappers
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL this is always good.
hahahaha
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67
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January 09, 2009
Are Men and Women Really That Different ~ LOL
Wild Thing's comment.........
LMAO this is so funny.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:47 AM | Comments (5)
January 06, 2009
Dog & Cheetah Good Friends
Wild Thing's comment........
I love this, they are both so cute!!!!
Posted by Wild Thing at 03:47 AM | Comments (5)
News Lite: Dog Shoplifts Bone from Store LOL
Posted by Wild Thing at 03:40 AM | Comments (5)
January 02, 2009
DON'T TAZ ME BRO !
DON'T TAZ ME BRO ! LMAO oh my gosh this is hilarous!
Buit he does not learn......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk&feature=related
He does not even learn when he calls the Police himself to come to his house.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fds_hupE2vQ&feature=related
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:30 PM
Top THIS One For A Speeding Ticket ~ LOL
Top THIS One For A Speeding Ticket
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down. Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position. The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi Joseph Mormando
LtCol USMC
.... Thank you Tim for sending this to me.
Tim was a Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:44 AM | Comments (7)
December 31, 2008
Uncle Jay Explains: Year-end! 12-22-08
Uncle Jay Explains: Year-end! 12-22-08
Wild Thing's comment..........
LMAO this guy is so good. Love how he does a run down of the crazy 2008 year.
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:40 PM | Comments (1)
December 21, 2008
Sunday Humor
Wild Thing's comment.........
LOL I thought these were really funny.
......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:45 AM | Comments (7)
December 18, 2008
Government Bailout Made Clear ~ LOL
How the US government came up with the great American bailout
Wild Thing's comment.....
Well now that explains it all. hahahhaa
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (12)
December 17, 2008
Why Arabs Throw Shoes
Wild Thing's comment.......
LMAO jerks!
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:47 AM | Comments (9)
December 14, 2008
Tis The Season
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Wild Thing's comment.......
LMAO, I laughed so hard at this. It made me think of the woman in the video that is going to be in for the shock of her life when Obama is not there to fill her gas tank and pay her mortage.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:50 AM | Comments (13)
November 18, 2008
Animal Friendship Between Different Species
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:40 AM | Comments (2)
November 08, 2008
Cat vs. The Printer
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Wild Thing's comment.......
LOL this is great, I love kitties. hahaha
I had one once that would play pool. She would lay on the pool table we used to have and use her back legs to kick the balls into the pockets across the table. She was really good at it too. hahaa
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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:42 AM | Comments (4)
November 03, 2008
“Bearack Obama”
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party.. as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL I love this bear and he must have hit his head or something and then became a democrat. hahaha Most of the bears I klnow are all conservative.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
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October 29, 2008
Wizard of Washington
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Wild Thing's comment........
LOL this is a very well done video. hahahaa It has a lot of the characters in it we have been dealing with, the good and the bad.
......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company
13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:47 AM
A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:40 AM
October 17, 2008
McCain Wins and Obama Bombs Out At The Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner
Senators John McCain and Barack Obama spoke at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York City. The annual charity event was the last scheduled appearance of the presidential candidates on the same stage before the November election and offered an opportunity for each candidate to make humorous remarks about themselves, the other candidate, and the election campaign.
McCain’s remarks were flat out hilarious, totally stole the show, he got a standing ovation, and "That One" ( Obama) was not so funny and received meager applause.
John McCain has quite the comedic timing!!! He COMPLETELY rocked the house, and managed to make some stinging points at the same time.
My bet is that someone like Dennis Miller wrote his speech, but whoever wrote it, they should win a comedic political speech award, if there is one. I especially enjoyed him setting up Obama at the end…very creative! And, hilarious!
The A.E. Smith Memorial Dinner
McCain speaking........Al Smith Dinner Part 1
McCain Speaking......Al Smith Dinner Part 2
Obama at Al Smith Dinner -Part 1
Obama at Al Smith Dinner -Part 2- this video Obama brings up Rudy and it does not go over well, you will hear a small, very small polite applause but more like a feeling of being uncomfortable filling the room
Quotes from Barack at last night’s dinner:
“Contrary to the rumors, I was not born in a manger,” Obama said.
“But to name my greatest strength I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome.”
These are actual quotes from the M(ass)iah himself as seen on the Obama video's.
Posted by Wild Thing at 11:14 AM | Comments (5)
October 06, 2008
Democrat Voters
Video is called: "I am voting Democrat"
Wild Thing's comment...........
Good one!!!!
The professor talking about hope....change....change for hope....then he realizes he doesn't know what he is talking about....hahaha!
Actually the Democrat party should change it's name now. The Socialist party, communist party, the Nationalist Socialists...something like these would be more appropriate.
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM | Comments (7)
September 18, 2008
Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
LOL Mine is
Wild Thing, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Hook Tuneup Palin
And with my legal name
Guzzle Red Palin
Nick's Angry Old Salt name
Falter Locust Palin
Using Nick's legal name
Beretta Hockey Palin
Some of our relatives names I put in to see what they came up with..... LOL
Can Lightning Palin
Roller Texas Palin
Copper Catfish Palin
Spine Breeder Palin
Moose Roadster Palin
Ammo Canal Palin
Commander Coalfire Palin
Clip Dragon Palin
Fleck Rookie Palin
Turbine Yukon Palin
Hahha this was fun
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August 20, 2008
Red State Update at Saddleback Forum
Red State Update at Saddleback Forum Pt. 1
Pt. 2-Red State Update at Saddleback Forum
Posted by Wild Thing at 01:47 AM | Comments (2)
August 17, 2008
Don Rickles on Dean Martin Roasts Reagan
Wild Thing's comment...........
LMAO I love Don Rickles he is so funny.
Like Mark said, do you think Obama could take this kind of ribbing? hahhaa no
This is great. Reagan will always be missed.
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM | Comments (13)
August 10, 2008
Have You Ever Seen A Baby Panda Sneeze?
LOL this is so cute. It is the baby that sneezes and catches the Mommy off guard. hahaha
....Thank you Col. Clary for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM | Comments (6)
August 09, 2008
Singing Puppies To Sleep
....Thank you Yankeemom, this is adorable!
Posted by Wild Thing at 04:47 AM | Comments (4)
July 26, 2008
Republican (my title) Bear Climbs Into Hammock
Bear Climbs Into Hammock
A Highland Lakes, New Jersey woman captures on her home video camera a bear climbing into a hammock in her backyard
LOL you just knew I would love this video. heh heh
Posted by Wild Thing at 03:40 AM | Comments (10)
July 16, 2008
The Latest JibJab
CLICK ON LINK HERE
This is the latest JibJab.
To see the video please........LINK HERE
Posted by Wild Thing at 07:55 PM | Comments (2)
June 16, 2008
Obama and McCain In Iraq Together?
These guys are so funny.
Posted by Wild Thing at 03:48 AM | Comments (4)
June 10, 2008
Some Politcal Humor from Denny Crane ~ LOL
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Wild Thing's comment........
Denny Crane is a character on a TV series, this scene is from one of the shows where the Republican party came to Denny Crane's office and was interviewing him to run for President. LOL It is a a very funny scene.
The TV show is called " Boston Legal".
Posted by Wild Thing at 01:47 AM | Comments (4)
June 07, 2008
Holy Hand Grenade
And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Wild Thing's comment........
For something non political haha
Posted by Wild Thing at 01:45 AM | Comments (4)
June 04, 2008
Know Your Weapon ~ LOL
Guy Almost Kills Everyone While Celebrating with His AK-47 - Oh my gosh!
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:47 AM | Comments (4)
May 21, 2008
President Reagan We Miss You
A montage of President Reagan at his comedic best.
....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:48 AM | Comments (11)
May 10, 2008
Saturday Night Funnies
DemocRATS Want A NEW Direction
Will Rogers once said " I do not belong to any organized political party - I'm a Democrat",.
Official Democratic Party campaign car designed exactly the way Obama and Clinton lay out their campaign message.
.....Thank you Mark, this is so funny.
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....Thank you Cuchieddie for this video. LOL
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.... Thank you SSgt Steve
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.... Thank you Jack.
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...I am having a blonde moment, Lynn sent me a very funny joke and now I can't find it. hahaha
Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 PM | Comments (1)
May 02, 2008
Detroit City Council Hearing Adjourned Amid Shouting Match
A Detroit City Council special investigative session into a police whistle-blower lawsuit settlement erupted into a yelling match when President Pro Tem Monica Conyers made claims that she was being disrespected.
The argument began when Conyers asked an independent attorney who was testifying if the council could be sued by Detroit residents for approving the $8.4-million lawsuit settlement.
Councilwoman JoAnn Watson said: "They can sue you; I voted no."
Conyers told Watson to stop interrupting and disrespecting her. She added: "We all know how you voted; you don't have to keep repeating it."
Moments later, Conyers interrupted Council President Ken Cockrel as he was questioning Carl Edwards, the Detroit attorney. Cockrel reminded Conyers that he had the floor and banged his gavel repeatedly.
Conyers railed: "You're not my Daddy. You're not going to disrespect me. Grow up! Control your house and learn how to treat women."
Cockrel told Conyers that she was "one to talk."
Conyers also made repeated mocking reference to Cockrel as Shrek, the green, grumpy and rotund ogre from the animated film.
As the council members yelled at each other, residents attending the hearings yelled, as well. "You're disrespecting the citizens!" and "This is a shame!"
Cockrel took a quick recess to regain order before then breaking for lunch.
Detroit City Councilwoman Monica Conyers get taken to the woodshed by an eight grader. Monica Conyers is the wife of Michigan Congressman, John Conyers.
That girl was great! Conyers trying to deflect back to the kid “haven’t you ever done that?” Girl: “But we are children, you are an adult!”
I think that girl proved herself more an adult then Conyers . LOL! The young girl Kierra certainly had her number — and she recognized the BS as it flowed. I loved the look on her face at the end of the clip!
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:45 AM | Comments (13)
April 26, 2008
History Lesson ~ LOL
SAM KINISON AS PROFESSOR TURGUSON IN BACK TO SCHOOL.
Sam Kinison as Professor Turgunson in " Back to School".
LMAO I have always loved this scene.
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:54 AM | Comments (6)
April 02, 2008
911 Burger King Call ~ LOL
Wild Thing's comment.........
LMAO I have been very lucky in my life. I never had any girlfriends that were this much of an air head. hahahahaha
....Thank you RAC, haha this is so funny.
Posted by Wild Thing at 12:45 AM | Comments (14)
March 28, 2008
God's Busy
GOD'S BUSY
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks !!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "
What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot like you did............................ So, He sent me."
Wild Thing's comment......
God bless our Marines! LOL I love this.
....Thank you John, love it.
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:47 AM | Comments (12)
March 25, 2008
Two Navy Ships
USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective...................ENORMOUS
BEAUTIFUL!
When the Bridge pipes "Man the Rail" there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.
Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling
1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet
Size
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds
5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons
6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet
Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2 Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2000 homes
5. Nearly 30,000 l light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation
8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).
US Navy welcomes the USS Bill Clinton
Sunday July 2nd 2006 Vancouver, BC, Headed for Seattle, WA., the US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while president.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.
It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.
The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.
This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs!
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada
Wild Thing's comment.......
LMAO I love it.
....Thank you Lynn for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:45 AM | Comments (12)
March 24, 2008
Terrorists and Their Friends Might Want To Learn English ~ LOL
Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic, much less have a clue about reading English.
So, how do a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard "DEATH TO AMERICANS!" (etc.) slogans printed in English?
ANSWER:
They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to translate and write their statements into English. Very easy to do throughout the world.
HOWEVER . . . in this case, they were unaware that the "civilian" insurance company employee they hired for the job was a retired U.S. Army Sergeant! Obviously, pictures of this protest rally never made their way to Arab TV networks, but the results were PRICELESS!
Wild Thing's comment.........
LOL I love this!
....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:45 AM | Comments (4)
March 14, 2008
Friday Funnies ~ Thank you
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.....Thank you Larry this is so funny.
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The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.
'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.—
Vote carefully this year.
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The Dying Priest and The Clinton's
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT."
Bill agreed-it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Bill Clinton spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Amen" said Bill.
"Amen" said Hillary.
The old priest continued......"He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
....Thank you Lynn for these funny jokes. hahaa
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Dilemma
The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:
They don't know whether to vote for the "Nut" with two Boobs or for the "Boob" with two Nuts!
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....Thank you Mark for this video it is so funny.
HOMELAND SECURITY AT THE BARROW, ALASKA AIRPORT
....Thank you Jack this is great, I love bears. hahaha
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March 13, 2008
Undercover Reporting in Berkely of Their Protests of Marines, Iraq War and Deodorant ~ LOL
Marines in Berkeley
Rob Riggle goes undercover to report on Berkeley, CA's reaction to a new Marine recruiting station. Code Pink protests Berkeley Marines and war.
Posted by Wild Thing at 03:47 AM | Comments (6)
March 11, 2008
Passport Identification
Watch what happens when the face doesn't match the passport photo. Hilarious
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL This is so funny, but I wonder too how many times this kind of thing could happen.
..... Thank you RAC for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 01:47 AM | Comments (2)
March 08, 2008
Wrong E-mail Address ~ LOL
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his
ro om, so he decided to send a e-mail to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his
error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed
and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send E-mails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared fo r your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!
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.....LMAO Thank you Jack for sending this to me. Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent.
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March 05, 2008
Headquarters Marine Corps Answering Machine
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Wild Thing's comment........
LOL I LOVE this!
.... Thank you Mark for sending this to me.
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:50 AM | Comments (13)
March 04, 2008
Yikes ~ LOL
Posted by Wild Thing at 12:45 AM | Comments (2)
March 03, 2008
An Amish Farmer ~ LOL
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man yells back: "Use two hands. You'll get more water."
Posted by Wild Thing at 12:45 AM | Comments (10)
March 02, 2008
Arabs Handling A Motor Bike ~ LMAO
Posted by Wild Thing at 12:55 AM | Comments (6)
February 23, 2008
What Is Your Gangsta Name? ~ LOL
Mafia Name Generator
For your 'Gansta' name just CLICK HERE
I put Nick's first and middle name in, that is the name he used in showbiz.
This is what he got:
Mafia Name: Stefano Rubbernubs
Name I entered: Nick Dimitri
From the site it has tips:
Try different name combos, i.e. Joe, Joe Blow, Joey Jacob Blow, etc.
Try your friend's or grandma's name.
Try some gibberish.
Your Mafia Name name will change from time to time as more names are added to the list, so check back often!
Posted by Wild Thing at 02:47 AM | Comments (16)
February 17, 2008
Funny and Outrageous TV News Bloopers
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL I thought we all could use some laughs. These are so funny.
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February 11, 2008
Leave It To The Marines ~ LOL
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough U.S. Marine
Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the
terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request
before they were beheaded .Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of
hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die
content."Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O
Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had
studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some
rag-tag musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared
he could now die peacefully.Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job
till the end."The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
final wish?""Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the
ass.The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the
resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4
carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the
Iraqis were either dead or fleeing for their lives.As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings, and Roberts, they asked
him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you
ask them to kick you in the ass first?""What," replied the Marine, "and have you three Assholes report that
I was the aggressor?
....Thank you SSgt Steve (USMC)
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January 29, 2008
The Founding Fathers wonder should we???
In case it is hard to read the print on this here is what it says......
" I keep thinking we should include something in the Constitution in case the people elect a fucking moron."
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Wild Thing's comment...........
LMAO this is such a good cartoon and so appropriate.
....Thank you so much John 5 (VN 69/70) for sending this to me. LOL It is perfect.
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January 22, 2008
Military Funnies
“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you Least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.
“Aim towards the Enemy.” Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. U.S. Marine Corps
“Cluster bombing from B52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” USAF Ammo Troop
“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” Infantry Journal
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” U.S. Air Force Manual
“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.” General MacArthur
“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” Infantry Journal
“You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.” U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
“Tracers work both ways.” U.S. Army Ordnance
“Five second fuses only last three seconds.” Infantry Journal
“Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last, and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.” U.S. Navy Swabbie
“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” – David Hackworth
“If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush.” Infantry Journal
“No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.” Joe Gay
“Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.” Anonymous
“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” Unknown Marine Recruit
“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” – Your Buddies
“If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.” USAF Ammo Troop
“Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.” At the entrance to the old SR71 operating base Kadena, Japan
“You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.” Paul F.Crickmore (test pilot)
“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.”
“Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.” From an old carrier sailor
“If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it’s probably a helicopter and therefore, unsafe.”
“When one engine fails on a twin engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”
“Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.”
“What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a
pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.”
“Never trade luck for skill.”
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: “Why is it doing that?”, “Where are we?” and “Oh S...!”
“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.”
“Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot
pregnant.”
“Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”
“A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a
Row is prevarication.”
“I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.”
“Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!”
“Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the
purpose of storing dead batteries.”
“Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a
person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.”
“When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.”
“Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be Held on a sunny day.”
Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII: “When a prang (crash) seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slow and gently as possible.”
“The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely
kill you.” Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
“A pilot who doesn’t have any fear probably isn’t flying his plane to
Its maximum.” Jon Mc Bride, astronaut
“If you’re faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the
crash as possible.” Bob Hoover (renowned aerobatic and test pilot)
“Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.”
“There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.” Sign over squadron ops desk at DavisMonthan AFB, AZ, 1970
“If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”
Basic Flying Rules: “Try to stay in the middle of the air Do not go
Near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the Appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.”
“You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full Power to taxi to the terminal.”
As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn
Off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks “What happened?” The pilot’s reply: “I don’t know, I just got here myself!” Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)!
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January 09, 2008
Bill Would Ban Swearing In Bars
What the ...? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music.
City officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights.
City Councilman Richard Veit said he was prompted to propose the bill after complaints about bad bar behavior. He says it will give police some rules to enforce when things get too rowdy.
But some bar owners worry the bill is too vague and restrictive, saying it may be a violation of their civil rights.
Marc Rousseau, who owns bar R.T. Weilers, said he thinks the bill needs revision.
"We're dealing with adults here once again and I don't think it's the city's job or the government's job to determine what we can and cannot play in our restaurant," Rousseau said.
The proposal would ban indecent, profane or obscene language, songs, entertainment and literature at bars.
A meeting to discuss the proposal is set for Jan. 14.
Wild Thing's comment........
Why do so many people hate freedom? And also personal reponsibility come to think of it.
These people don’t understand freedom. Most young people in America think freedom means freedom from offense, freedom from physical harm, freedom to litigate. If you present to these geniuses something that is “good for people”, they’ll sign up. Lower the BAC for being drunk? Well, that’s good for you, sure. Ban transfats? Again, good for you, sure.
Part of freedom is the freedom to make choices others would deem as “bad”. But you’re also free to live with the result.
So, the good people of this town see swearing as bad for you, and will attempt to ban it. We are on the slippery slope and sliding fast.
Maybe this would help, heh heh
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January 02, 2008
Bill Clinton Library
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January 01, 2008
Numa Numa As Done By Crew of the USS Enterprise
Numa Numa as done by the crew of the USS Enterprise
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December 28, 2007
Dutch Government Firework Safety Ads ~ LOL
LAAF Arms arriving- english version
Dutch government firework safety ads featuring a spoof Islamist terrorist group have been criticised as insensitive and depicting a negative stereotype of the Muslim community.
The online ads, made for the Dutch government's consumer safety institute, have been made to look like a video message filmed by an Islamist military organisation called the Liberation Army Against Freedom.
Featuring a group led by an Osama bin Laden lookalike figure at their camp, the viral ads are dubbed into Iraqi-accented Arabic and have versions with subtitles in Dutch and English.
The tone is intended to be humorous, with the terrorist group seen receiving a shipment of fireworks like an arms cache, wearing suicide vests made of firecrackers, and bungling efforts to "demonstrate to you our true power" by blowing themselves up.
LAAF Mother of all Rocket - english version
Wild Thing's comment........
These are so funny and applause to the Dutch Government for not being PC about their ads. hahahaha These will be making Moslems seething again, but heck they are always seething about something.
There are more at the YouTube page that have these. Just click on the upper left corner of either video to go to the page that has more of them if you like.
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December 23, 2007
Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels"
Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels"(Jingle Bells)
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December 22, 2007
Saturday Toons
Global Warming.....................
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Iowa...................
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Hillary.......
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs
Jeff Dunham with Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs
....Thank you John 5 (VN69/70) for this funny video.
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December 12, 2007
LOL Polar Bear
This is so funny. LOL
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November 08, 2007
Handful of A**holes
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I love those Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. They are some of my favorite westerns and this is a neat idea how the person did this video. hahahaha
....LOL this is great, thank you Jack. Jack's wonderful blog Conservative Insurgent
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November 07, 2007
Some Target Practice With Bin Laden ~ LOL
Just CLICK the link below, it is fun and it goes faster as you progress. You can also reload along the way if needed and then it goes faster too. hahahahhaa
http://www.sizor.com/flash/binladen.htm
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October 26, 2007
Proof Of Global Warming ~ LOL
....Thank you Jack. I love it. hahaha
And the bear is so cute!! Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent.
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October 23, 2007
Johnny Carson ~ Tonight Show Egg Fight
Johnny Carson and Dom DeLuise make a mess with eggs in this Tonight Show episode telecast September 26, 1974.
LOL thought you might like to see this after all these years.
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September 29, 2007
One Good Marine
A large group of Al-Qaeda fighters are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune:
"One MARINE is better than ten Al-Qaeda fighters ".
The Al-Qaeda commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out:
"One MARINE is better than one-hundred Al-Qaeda fighters."
Furious, the Al-Qaeda commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.
The MARINE'S voice calls out again:
"One MARINE is better than one-thousand Al-Qaeda fighters."
The enraged Al-Qaeda commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and Cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Al-Qaeda fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander...................
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"Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There are two of them."
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........LOL thank you so much Lynn.
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September 28, 2007
Great Guns (Jeep Recon)
Laurel & Hardy: Great Guns (Jeep Recon)
.....Thank you Jack, Conservative Insurgent, for this video. LOL
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September 11, 2007
Mortar Fire Karma ~ LOL
......Thank you so much Bob and John for this video.
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August 23, 2007
You Too Can Look Like Putin, says newspaper ~ HUH???
Vladimir Putin poses stripped to the waist, fishing rod in hand, in a boat on a Siberian river. The Russian leader has been worrying Western leaders by flexing his political muscles recently.But yesterday he was showing off the real thing - and appeared in impressive shape for a man of 54. The former KGB officer is known as a fitness fanatic and is a black belt in judo.
Wearing only combat trousers tied roughly at the waist, a camouflage hat and army-style boots, Putin displayed his usual icecold expression as he waited for the fish to bite.
You too can look like Putin, says newspaper
Herald Sun
A STEP-BY-STEP guide to building a body like President Vladimir Putin's was available to readers of a Russian newspaper yesterday.Official photographs of the 54-year-old leader holidaying in southern Siberia last week showed him fishing with his shirt off to display a well-honed torso.
He was also shown on horseback in sunglasses, gloves and a body-hugging white vest.
“He has some great definition under that shirt,” said the Komsomolskaya Pravda tabloid, Russia's biggest circulation newspaper which specialises in admiring coverage of President Putin.
Under the headline: “Get a body like Putin's”, the daily published an exercise guide by a fitness instructor.
An accompanying diagram of President Putin's naked torso had arrows pointing to his major muscle groups.
President Putin, who is married with two daughters, has attributed his physique to sports - he is an accomplished practitioner of judo and a keen downhill skier.
Wild Thing's comment.........
Never mind looking like him, I want a large country to rule! If you have that, they don’t care what you look like. LOL
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August 05, 2007
Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition ~ LOL
Penn And Teller Get Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition
Wild Thing's comment........
LOL this is funny. Look how people sign and have no clue what it is. Lefties up for banning anything. hahaha
This must be how they sit there in front of the TV and believe everything Hillary, Obama, Reid etc. all say to them.
Hellooooo!!!
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July 20, 2007
Southerners are Always SO Durn Polite!
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Iran Air 712 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
...Pause: ...Static...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!!!"
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911"
Saudi Air: "YOU JUST HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! ...INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!!!"
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "...Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now... and be sure to tell Allah "hey" for us, will you?"
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July 16, 2007
An Oldie From The Carson Show
"Tonight" show - Carson confronts Rickles - broken cig box!!
This was taped from the 15th Anniversary of the Tonight Show (1977), when Johnny Carson confronted Don Rickles about his broken cigarette case - on the set of CPO Sharkey.
Just for some fun. LOL
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July 08, 2007
Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree ~ LOL
Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree
Police are looking for a man who robbed the Citizen's Bank on Elm Street in Manchester, New Hampshire on Saturday disguised as a tree!
The man walked into the bank with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller. The teller filled the bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded.
Manchester Police describe the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt. ...and tree branches.
Wild Thing's comment............
LMAO I can't help it. I am so sorry he robbed the bank that is awful. But.........
OK............I can't resist............... awful puns to follow.............. hahahaha
* I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy isn't right.
* His last words as he walked out of the bank were reportedly, “I’m going to make like a tree and leave.”
* I bet it won’t take the cops long to root this guy out.
* He had to be seen to be believed be leaved!
* Did he say, this is a stick up? Or.......“Give me all of your carbon dioxide!”
* Bark is worse than his bite.
Ok I am done, I feel better now. hahahahahaha Nick is much better at puns than I am. LOL
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June 30, 2007
Yippee It's Saturday ~ What A Week It Has Been!
LOL I saw this and just had to share it with you. Have a fun Saturday everyone.
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January 06, 2007
Actor Ed Begley Jr. Environmentalist Wacko ~ LOL
Actor Ed Begley Jr. Hollywood's most devoted environmentalist
STUDIO CITY – Eco-crazed actor Ed Begley Jr. and his wife just finished bickering about how much energy her hair-curling iron wastes. Now he's boiling water for soup on a sun-heated oven in the drought-tolerant backyard of their two-bedroom solar-powered home.
“Oh, he's insane!” scoffs Rachelle Carson, his annoyed better half.
The pretty, blond actress and Pilates instructor rolls her eyes again at the eccentric rumpled man of the house, clad in his “uniform” – organic cotton Of the Earth khaki shorts, white Costco T-shirt and socks.
If Begley hadn't loaned his generator-equipped stationary bike to a friend, he'd demonstrate how he both exercises and creates electricity for breakfast.
“You pedal for 15 minutes and you have enough power for the 2½ minutes it takes to toast toast,” he explains, as the manicured missus loudly groans.
Their California ranch-style home is behind a white picket fence made of recycled plastic milk jugs.
Begley has 117 solar panels on his roof since 1990, catches rainwater in a giant vat to irrigate his organic vegetable garden, often commutes by bike (he once pedaled in tux to an Academy Awards party), owns an energy-generating windmill in the desert, and sells Begley's Best biodegradable housecleaning products in between acting gigs.
When he travels, Begley prefers to drive across country – he owns a Toyota RAV4 electric car and Prius hybrid – instead of taking planes because “at 31,000 feet burning kerosene with no trees to mitigate that CO2, there's pollution from flying, folks.”
No wonder he keeps unplugging his wife's hair-curling iron in the bathroom when she leaves it heating up for 20 minutes. She, in turn, yells at her beloved and plugs it back in for another 20 minutes.
“They take two to three minutes to fully get as hot as they're going to,” Begley booms. “Do you know how much wattage they take? It's like leaving a light bulb on for a week!”
“He'll tell you the wattage for everything,” the 46-year-old Carson drolly says. “Yeah, he's fascinating at a party. He really is. A total nerd.”
“This is 80 watts!” exclaims Begley, holding a magnifying glass to read the hair curler's small print. “Let me go get the other one! You use two, right?”
There's a new countertop fashioned from recycled Coca-Cola bottles in the small kitchen with the 10-year-old Kenmore fridge, but conservationist Begley shuns more improvements. He even jury-rigged a piece of metal as a handle for their 1980s range so they can keep the appliance.
"We should throw it away,” Carson disgustedly says.
“No we shouldn't!” Begley retorts. “What will happen to this old metal, honey? Where will it go? I'm not going to have it put in a landfill.”
Besides, they have that outdoor sun oven, a catalog-ordered contraption of solar panels that heats up to 375 degrees. It's on a rolling cart Begley made from scrap wood, which comes in handy when the sun moves.
“I have to come out every hour or two to re-aim it,” Begley says. But instead of consuming gas to, say, boil water or simmer lentils, the energy is “free from the sun.”
“Better wear your sunblock,” Carson cracks, her blue eyes tearing from the glare of the oven's metallic ray-catchers.
Begley says the 117 60-watt solar panels that cost about $35,000 in 1990 provide the bulk of the home's power. His electric bill is about $600 a year. The rooftop panels hook up to 10 large batteries in the garage and an inverter transforms the sun's light to electricity for house and car.
Recycling tubs are scattered throughout the home, and Begley points out you aren't really recycling unless you buy recycled goods. “Exhibit A!” he announces, hoisting a 12-pack of recycled toilet paper stored in the garage.
Back in the kitchen, Carson asks her waste-not spouse if a small empty bottle with a liquid dropper from medicinal herbs goes into recycling or garbage.
“The glass part goes into recycling. The other thing you can reuse if we need an eyedropper. Leave it there. I'll clean it up.”
“Ohhh, no!” Carson protests.
Begley uses a stopwatch to time his wife in a shower, though he says he never did that before. Usually, he knocks on the door to let her know how many gallons of water she's wasting.
“He says, 'How long are you going to be in there?' I say, 'The more you ask me, the longer I'm staying.' ”
Begley has certainly raised the celebrity eco bar, at least on his tree-lined street in the San Fernando Valley. On this day, he walks out of his recycled front gate and meets former TV host Bill Nye “The Science Guy,” who lives a few doors down and is out for a walk. The two chat in another language about Nye's new solar-powered water heater.
“Got to keep up with the Begleys,” Nye says.
Wild Thing's comment.....
Recycled toilet paper??? Gag.
These lefties are all the same, NUTS! Remember Michael Moore flying around in a private plane criticizing rich people.
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December 31, 2006
How Republican Are You?
You Are 92% Republican |
 You are a card carrying Republican, and a pretty far right one at that! There's no chance anyone would ever mistake you for a Democrat. |
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December 30, 2006
Muslim Man's Remote
There must be another one available for the terrorists. You know like a button for destroy Israel, blow yourself up, whine to CAIR.....things like that.
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December 05, 2006
Agenda for 2008 Democratic National Convention
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding--Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay--Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I Hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting Award, presented by Michael Moore, future Supreme Court nominee
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
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November 28, 2006
Marine General Reinwald Interview about Guns
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
You gotta love this!!!!
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
Wild Thing's comment......
I got this in my email from a Vietnam Vet I have known for many years and I thought it was a good one so I wanted to share it with you all.
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November 14, 2006
A Digital Cockpit
CLICK image to enlarge to see detail
For the troops, a little humor....... a digital Cockpit.
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November 12, 2006
Sing It Frankie
Click image above to hear the song
Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.
Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab a baseball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.Send those bastards to the moon...
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November 05, 2006
Thank you for the fun images!
Thank you Rhod, John 5, and Marcie, for the fun images and toons.LMAO These are great!
This woman has been seen on every news channel and in more places at the same exact time that only God Himself could pull off. She is a favorite file photo fro AP and Reuters and she always has the same pained look on her face. It is hilarious!
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October 12, 2006
The Funniest "Dam" Story!
The Dam
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania.
This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter.
SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Ly-coming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:
Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.
A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.
The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2006.
Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.
Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.
We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.
Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. Price,
Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout Run, Pennsylvania.
A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris.” I
would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.
As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.
My first dam question to you is:
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or
(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?
If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.
Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301,
Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental
Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections
324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.
I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling their dam names.
If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.
In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green, and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).
So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2006? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then: and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them then.
In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears!
Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!
Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.
THANK YOU.
RYAN DEVRIES & THE DAM BEAVERS
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October 10, 2006
Deal or No Deal With Ahmadinejad
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Bob and Tom A Telemarketer's Nightmare
Click HERE to hear. It is an audio only.
Wild Thing's comment.....
I got this in my email last week from a very long time Nam Veteran friend of mine. He was a Dustoff pilot in VIetnam and we have been friends ever since we met. He also said to say hi to all of you here. He uses an IBM computer that is made especially for blindness. So he said that although he misses the graphics on here he does enjoy the comments and posts you make.
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October 02, 2006
Bobblehead Muhammed
A ceramic bobblehead doll of the Prophet Muhammed - created to resemble the infamous caricature published by a Danish newspaper - is being hawked online for $22.99 a pop by an ex-Marine.
The unapologetic creator, Timothy Ames, 28, said the bobblehead is similar to "dashboard Jesus" figurines that can be stuck with adhesive to flat surfaces.
"I thought, 'If they flipped out over some cartoons what will they do with a dashboard Muhammed?'" Ames said from his home in Hawaii.
But Islamic experts are not amused, saying the bobbleheads could anger Muslims, whose religion strictly prohibits depictions of the prophet.
"No depiction of the prophet, even if it is positive, should be made ever - and certainly not one as ridiculous as the bobblehead Muhammed," said Zvi Ben-Dor Benite, an assistant professor at New York University. "I don't think it's about freedom of speech. This is the freedom to insult, which he shouldn't be doing."
Ames said several hundred people have purchased the dolls online, and he has paid a Chinese manufacturer to create 1,000 more. "I just think it's funny," he said.
Violent protests erupted last winter across the Muslim world after a Danish newspaper published cartoons lampooning the Prophet Muhammed as a suicide bomber. Many European papers reprinted the cartoons.
"People who get p----d off about this, they're going to get p----d off regardless," Ames.
Wild Thing's comment........
Linda sent the link about this to me early Sunday morning and I just had to show it to you.
Yes, I ordered one! LOL
If Americans have to tolerate burning our flag on American campuses, then the islam-o-nuts have to tolerate a bobble head doll. I will find some place for it. Maybe on the front of my bicycle. heh heh Or at least some place in my office. hahaha
Let this silly little bobblehead drive the Muslims further into their insanity.
They do their protests anyway, burn our Flag, laugh while they watch 9-11 happening and do their beheadings like it is a National sport of their death cult.
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September 30, 2006
Cartoons and Fun for Saturday
| You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie |
 You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying! |
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September 26, 2006
Tweedledum and Tweedledummer
Wild Thing's comment.......
Al Gore better be careful or he is going to have more chins than a Chinese phone book. Weird how they both do this.
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September 25, 2006
Rules Of Dating A Drill Instructors Daughter
Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine!
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September 15, 2006
Robert DeNiro on Terrorists
This is so funny!
Robert De Niro playing Craig Fenson, a Homeland Security spokeman on Saturday Night Live.
On the lookout for suspected gas terrorist Hous Bin Pharteen.
Click HERE for Robert DeNiro VIDEO
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September 12, 2006
What Classic Movie Are You?
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August 27, 2006
Kittie and Dog Show So Cute
I thought you all might like to see something really cute.
I have no idea what they are saying, but it is visual and says it all.
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August 26, 2006
How To Negotiate With Terrorists
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of a line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker introduces himself. The terrorist kills him.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker asks, "why did you kill my friend?" The terrorist kills him and rapes his wife.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "Stop that!" The terrorist kills him, rapes his daughter and kills his wife.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "I'll pay you $1000 if you stop attacking us." The terrorist agrees to the deal, takes th! e $1000 , and kills him.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker appeals to the United Nations. The United Nations says the peacemaker is at fault. The terrorist kills him.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker now has a gun, and threatens to use it. Other peacemakers start chanting the old 60's whine, "Can't we all just get along?" The peacemaker hesitates. The terrorist kills him.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker tries to convince his peacemaker friends that the terrorists aren't going to respond to negotiations, but they insist that if he kills the terrorist it'll just make the other terrorists mad. The peacemaker reluctantly agrees to try negotiating again. The terrorist kills him., his entire family, and his neighbo! r's fam ily.
A heated debate now ensues between the peacemakers who want to be nice to the terrorists and the peacemakers who believe that there can never be peace until the terrorists are all dead. While they are debating, the terrorists kill 15 more peacemakers.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker asks himself, "Which is more important: being liked by everyone, or protecting my family?" The terrorist pulls a knife to kill the peacemaker, but the peacemaker pulls a gun and kills the terrorist first. The United Nations condemns the peacemaker's use of unproportional force. Many of his peacemaker friends turn against him.
A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker apologizes for what his friend did to the other terrorist. The terrorist kills him, his entire family and his neighbors, and threatens to destroy! the ci ty as soon as they develop a bigger weapon.
A peacemaker refuses to meet at the line because every time a peacemaker goes to the line the terrorist kills him. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line and fires rockets into the peacemaker's town. The United Nations condemns the way the peacemaker provoked the terrorist by refusing to come to the line and meet with him.
Generations pass and not much changes until one day when the son of a peacemaker decides that the old strategy simply won't work. He walks up to the left side of the line a little early. As the terrorist approaches the right side of the line the peacemaker shoots him. Another terrorist approaches to replace the first, and the peacemaker shoots him too. This scene plays out several more times. Then a terrorist approaches carrying a white flag, but he also has weapons. The peacemaker shoots him. A terrorist next approaches with a ceasefire resolution from the U.N. The peacemaker shoots him! also. A large group of terrorists approach and the peacemaker shoots them all and drops a nuclear bomb on the city they came from. The peacemaker continues killing the terrorists until the terrorists are all dead.
There is finally peace on earth and the United Nations takes the credit.
(No peacemakers or terrorists were harmed during the writing of this)
Wild Thing's comment..........
Thank you Cuchieddie for sending this to me. Hahaha Love it!
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August 21, 2006
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Fun quiz to take....HERE
| Your Political Profile: |
| Overall: 95% Conservative, 5% Liberal |
| Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
| Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal |
| Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
Wild Thing's comment....
I love tests that a person just has to answer their gut feeling and not a lot of math. hahahahaha I hate math!
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July 26, 2006
Hezbollah Says Israeli Response a Surprise
Hezbollah Says Israeli Response a Surprise
A senior Hezbollah official said Tuesday the guerrilla group did not expect Israel to react so strongly to its capture of two Israeli soldiers.
Mahmoud Komati, deputy chief of Hezbollah's political arm, also told The Associated Press in an interview that his group will not lay down arms.
The truth is _ let me say this clearly _ we didn't even expect (this) response.... that (Israel) would exploit this operation for this big war against us," said Komati.
He said Hezbollah had expected "the usual, limited response" from Israel to the July 12 cross-border raid, in which three Israelis were killed.
In the past, he said, Israeli responses to Hezbollah actions included sending commandos into Lebanon to seize Hezbollah officials or briefly targeting specific Hezbollah strongholds.
He said the Shiite group had anticipated there would be negotiations on exchanging the Israeli soldiers for three Lebanese prisoners in Israeli jails, with Germany acting as a mediator as it did before.
Wild Thing's comment......
OH pleazzzzee! Israel has put up with sooooo much and for so long! The Hamas and Hezbollah are just used to Israel being patient, and showing restraint.
Thank God Israel is fighting back.
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July 18, 2006
Just For Fun
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July 04, 2006
Fireworks Could Be Even More Special...heh heh
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June 19, 2006
Do's and Don'ts of Evangelism
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a Rabbi, all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really
all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing
led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go
out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has
various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to
find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the
Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to
slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy
Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out
next week to give him first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and
both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone
oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out
and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's
HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him
and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN
another until we came to a creek.So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you
said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising
Jesus."
They both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He
was in a body cast, and traction, with IV's and monitors running in and
out of him. He was in bad shape.
The Rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start..."
Thanks Jack...Conservative Insurgents........ this is so funny. I love bear stories.
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June 12, 2006
God Is Busy Now
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the Class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly,"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
"Here I am God - still waiting."It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"The Marine calmly replied,
"God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and say stupid stuff. So He sent me."
Thank you Jack (Conservative Insurgents) I LOVE this!
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April 09, 2006
GI Humor ~ Share Some If You Like
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During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.
"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."
A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves - the barbers were reaching for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put mess on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."
Murphy's rules for combat: #5 When in doubt...empty the magazine
The General went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions - age, height, weight and then he asked when was the last time the General had sex.
"Oh", he mused, "It was 1955."
"Isn't that a long time to go without sex?" the doctor asked.
"I don't think so. According to your clock, it's only 2113."
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, a platoon sergeant walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a PFC monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $1000." The platoon sergeant paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can fire expert with small arms, score 300 on the APFT, and perform Drill & Ceremony and Small Unit Tactics with no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's an NCO monkey; it can instruct BRM, CTT, PT, D&C and SUT, and even do some paperwork. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000.
He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually SEEN it do ANYTHING, but it says it's a Colonel."
A C-141 was preparing for departure from Thule Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, but the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.
When the Aircraft Commander berated the Airman for his lack of speed and threatened him with punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I am stationed in Thule, Greenland, and I am pumping shit out of airplanes. Just what are you planning to do to punish me?"
Marching in the cold rain, the drill sergeant tells his soldiers, this is good sh*t..
Marines marching 20 miles in the cold rain, "This is great sh*t!!"
Navy SEALS crawling through cold swamps for 20 miles: "I love this sh*t!"
Airborne Rangers crawling through cold swamps infested with snakes and gators: "I live for this sh*t!"
Air force pilot, in his carpeted room, cable TV, after a 2 hour mission in his F-16, Fridge humming, full of cold beer,
and the AC goes out: "What kind of sh*t is this?"
What is the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?
A fairly tale begins with "once upon a time" and a war story begins with "and this is no $hit".
Divert Your Course
This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
The 5 Scariest Things in the Army!
1. A Private saying, "I learned this in basic training..."
2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
5. And a Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $%!#..."
Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nighstick.
The driver rolls down the window, and the Marine smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The Marine says, "You're on a United States Marine Corps Base, son. When I come up to your car, you'll have your ID card ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, We're in the Air Force, and we didn't know."
The Marine examines the I.D. card and gives it back to the driver.
The Marine walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Marine smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The Marine says,"Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The Marine says, "I know that as soon as you pull away you're gonna say, 'I wish that sucker would've tried that stuff with me!'"
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January 11, 2006
Crank up the Volume
Just click away for some laughs.
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January 02, 2006
Theodore's World Predictions For 2006
Nancy Pelosi will elope with Osama Bin Laden. They'll divorce months later when she discovers that he is too "Pro America."Sean Penn will write a new book called "Little Sean and His Friend Abdul." It will be the first pop up book where bits of Abdul get spread all over the room. Of course, it will become a huge hit. Sean will win an Oscar just for his interviews--but will be embarrassed to learn that the academy thought he was "playing retarded."
Noam Chomsky will write a new book. It will have 200 pages of the same three sentences: Bush Lied. Screw America. America is Evil. It will become a cult classic.
Nancy Pelosi will marry Noam Chomsky but divorce him a short while later after discovering that he is too "Pro America."
Cindy Sheehan will draw 10,000 people to a protest when she declares: "If Bush doesn't withdraw our troops, I'll set myself on fire." Unfortunately, 9900 of the visitors will bring gasoline and matches.
Camp Casey visitors will mysteriously disappear due to some unknown substance called "Crawford Quicksand."
Steven Speilberg inspired by the critical acclaim from his movie, ''Munich,'' will make a movie depicting the plight of the poor 9/11 hijackers. He will then go on a campaign defending the hijackers' families and their right to reclaim the hijackers' frequent-flier miles.
Hollywood will launch a new film called ''Here's Christianity.'' It will feature three actors defecating on a crucifix for ninety minutes and will be nominated for six Golden Globes. No pork rinds will be served at the theatre for fear of offending Muslims. (side note by Wild Thing.....do any of you remember when there was a work of so called art that many of us wrote letters, made phone calls about that had a crucifix in a glass with urine in it? We were told it was art and I am not sure but nothing was done about getting rid of the so called art work)
After undergoing a lot of scrutiny, U.N. Secretary Kofi Annan will announce that he will forego his salary from the United Nations and live exclusively on bribes.The New York Times will merge operations with Al Jazeera. Six months later, problems will emerge when the Times finds Al Jazeera to be too "Pro America."
Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco will write a new book called "Governors Who Cry Too Much."
Any you want to add to the list?
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November 17, 2005
Posting a Blog By Any Other Name
Do any of you read and like the Comic Mother Goose & Grimm?
This was today's and my husband cut it out for me with a big smile on his face. haha
Here it is.................
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October 30, 2005
The Power Of Make-Up
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October 07, 2005
Port-a-Potties Iraqi Style
Signs like this one have been posted in all the Iraqi Army compound port-a-potties. Initially there were no signs, but over a short period of time, it was determined something had to be done.
I saw it at Lost in Iraq
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:40 PM
October 01, 2005
Saturday Toons
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:12 PM
September 30, 2005
My First Flithy Lie
How would Instapundit be different if Evil Glenn were a woman?
Glenn Reynolds Little Unknown Secret
Now this is a secret only Glenn and Internet Blogger Frank J of IMAO and of course Glenn's Nanny know. You might think it was long ago when he was just a child. But alas the confusion still goes on even today. Glenn’s well-kept secret, ole Nanny Lillylibber, who was brought into the Reynolds family to try and coach Glenn on the art of being a man. Much like Al Gore did when he had to hire a consultant to show him how to be an Alpha male.
With Glenn’s tremendous success in life it had become even more important to leave no stone unturned. Glenn was having a series of nightmares causing him to awaken in a heavy sweat and crying out…. “I am a man, I am not an animal! I am not a woman!”.
After much discussion by the touchy feelie , Kumbaya singing Nanny Lillylibber, it was discovered that Glenn had been dreaming of his fondness for little doll graphics found on one of the Blogs on the internet. There was some confusion however as to the direction of his obsession. Was his interest in the dolls themselves simply as something humorous and fun, or his wanting to be one in person, or was it to have a relationship with a small well dressed insignificant graphic in the design of a woman?
The pressure was on, Glenn’s MO was that of a man, with the interests of a man. If any extreme changes to his MO would occur, such as the lighter touch and more foo foo interests that women have, would the passion still exist for his career, for his well known Blog and his writings? What about his writings would they change in attitude? There were so many things to consider and so little time.
And what about Nanny Lillylibber was she up to the task? After all she was not called Lillylibber for nothing. A typical liberal to the core, passing the buck and wanting big government to fix all the problems in a persons life.
Glenn decided to check out some of the Blogs that are owned by women, women with wonderful strong opinions and passions running deep for why America is a Free land. Women that love politics, and speak out using their Blogs to rant and cheer along the way.
Lo and behold as dear ole evil Glenn did this, the dark cloud over him of the obsession of the dolls slowly was leaving his inner feelings. He knew that no matter what gender he would have been born, a man or a woman, that passion for right vs. wrong would still be there. That his Instapundit would still have come to be, and people would still be quoting him (or not) in the not so true fashion that exists.
Yes, life would still be good. Glenn glanced down at one of the doll graphic’s he had saved to his hard drive and smiled, letting out a deep sigh…. “ Nanny Lillylibber you can pick up your check on your way out. My beliefs and passions are just fine and they don’t have to be labeled by gender. I guess the labeling is back in the Liberals corner where it belongs.”
As he got up from his computer he murmured under his breath….. “I think I would look great in that blue outfit with the thigh high boots.”
(This filthy lie is brought to you by Wild Thing for the Alliance of Free Blogs- It's a filthy lie- please spread it.)
INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
Posted by Wild Thing at 07:55 PM
September 21, 2005
Everyone started somewhere
My parents came to America from Switzerland. It was a long time ago and they have since passed away. My Father would have loved Blogs and so in honor of his wonderful sense of humor, here are a few Swiss cartoons I found on the awesome Internet.
Posted by Wild Thing at 06:17 PM
