June 22, 2016

Kitty Sees Herself for the First Time in Mirror






Footage shows the sweet black and white kitten, Wiske, looking extremely curious as he spies himself in the mirror

He prowls up to the glass suspiciously before looking his reflection up and down.

Wiske then darts from side to side around the mirror, failing to clock that it’s himself he’s looking at.

He holds his paw up to the glass, before jumping backwards.

He then pounces up to the mirror and ferociously paws up to his reflection.

Wiske goes on to practice some hilarious dance moves, including waving his paws around in the air.

He then spends several seconds prowling at his reflection, before seemingly giving up and slinking off.



Wild Thing's comment................

Soooo adorable.



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May 16, 2016

KTLA Makes Weather Girl Cover Up On-Air Because Her Outfit Is “Too Risque”




KTLA Makes Weather Girl Cover Up On-Air Because Her Outfit Is “Too Risque”



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LOL I think the dress is OK except for the glitter it a little much for doing the weather.


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March 03, 2016

Jimmy Kimmel Man on the Street Asks People Who They Voted For in the California Primary BUT Calif. Is not Till June






Jimmy Kimmel Man on the Street Asks People Who They Voted For in the California Primary BUT Calif. Is not Till June

California doesn't have it's primary until June 7th.......This is hilarious. Isn't it ironic that all these people "voted" for Trump, Clinton or Sanders! We asked people in Hollywood if they voted for ‪#‎SuperTuesday‬ - they lied. This was done in Hollywood, Calif. has not voted yet. hahahahahaha



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April 12, 2015

Clever Cat Wins Shell Game





Clever Cat Wins Shell Game

This cat is a master at the shell game! The little guy doesn't miss once.




Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL cute cat !!


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January 05, 2015

German Shepherd adopts Orphan Kittens





German Shepherd adopts Orphan Kittens


This German Shepherd Brooke was a great help as this to raise some orphan kittens for the animal shelter. The shelter fed them, and Booke was responsible for washing and toileting. This combination worked great and all four grew up as healthy as if they had been raised by their own mom.

Soon they will be ready to go back to the animal shelter. Both Brooke and the animal shelter will really miss them, but all cats are adopted out here in Whitehorse Animal Shelter, so all four are guaranteed a good home.

They will make super pets, they are imprinted on both humans and big dogs, they are very affectionate and confident. They are Sam (aka Chunky Monkey) clouded tabby boy, Suzie (aka Little Girl) clouded tabby girl, Savannah (aka Smokey) striped tabby girl and Sky (aka Little Black Mamba) black boy with white front paws and spot on his chest




Wild Thing's comment.......

Animals are such wonderful creatures.


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July 23, 2014

Cats vs. Printers Video Compilation




Cats vs. Printers Video Compilation



Wild Thing's comment...........

LOL cats are so funny.


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July 20, 2014

Must see Video....George C Scott watches Hillary and Obama on 60 Minutes- LOL






George C Scott watches Hillary and Obama on 60 Minutes




Wild Thing's comment.......

Excellent....Pretty well done spoof .




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Turtle And Dog Play Keep Away With Ball. Turtle Wins!




Turtle And Dog Play Keep Away With Ball. Turtle Wins!



Wild Thing's comment........


LOL I didn't know turtles could move this fast.


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April 15, 2014

Southwest Flight Attendant Entertains Passengers With Hilarious Pre-Flight Safety Check (Video)






Southwest Flight Attendant Entertains Passengers With Hilarious Pre-Flight Safety Check

The flight attendant, Marty Cobb, started off the safety instructions with a bang as she introduced the other attendants.

"If I can pretend to have your attention for just a few moments, my ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features."

"Everybody gets their very own teeny-weenie yellow Southwest bikini."

"Place the mask over your nose and mouth and breathe normally. To activate the flow of oxygen, please insert .75 cents for the first minute"

She gets a round of applause when she gets done..



Wild Thing's comment............

My guess is the flight attendant got tired of people not listening. hahaha


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March 11, 2014

Happy St. Catrick's Day! E-Card...LOL



Happy St. Catrick's Day! E-Card

Happy St. Patrick's Day humans! Cole and Marmalade celebrated with green cat treats, large amounts of catnip, gold coins to chase and some paw-some new threads!


Hahahha this is so cute.



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December 05, 2013

Parakeet won’t let the cat sleep - Adorable







This parakeet won't let this kitten sleep - It's adorable to see this little bird kissing and talking to this kitten to encourage her to play .....lol (she sounds like R2D2)


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November 28, 2013

Funny Kitty Cat Thanksgiving



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July 07, 2013

Hyper Kitten Vs. Sleepy kitten




LOL too cute.


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June 08, 2013

Four Year Old Sings Bible Song During Church Concert And Suddenly Breaks Out Into George Strait's "All My Ex's Live In Texas"





A 4 year old breaks out into George Strait's "All My Ex's Live In Texas" during a church Sunday School concert.




LOL this is so cute.



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February 26, 2013

The GIs of Comedy



The GIs of Comedy




Wild Thing's comment..................

Love that they are doing this, how wonderful and very special.


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February 17, 2013

Amazing Cat Dries Her Face with a Towel





Wild Thing's comment..............


LOL so cute.



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February 16, 2013

Wal-Mart's New Veteran Greeters - video LOL





LOL Have a wonderful Saturday!



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February 15, 2013

How Single Cats are Spent Valentine's Day



How Single Cats are Spent Valentine's Day


LOL some of these are really funny.




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February 01, 2013

Cat on Sheep Going for a ride







Wild Thing's comment.................


LOL so cute.



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December 30, 2012

Cat Alarm Clock .....LOL




Wild Thing's comment..............


First of all the poor little kitty to have the door shut in her/his face. But what happens next is so funny.




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November 21, 2012

Grumpy Cat




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May 04, 2012

Stressed out kitty gets relaxing massage ~ (video) So cute!





A cat's life can be extremely stressful. Scratching furniture, playing with toys, chasing laser pointers, being petted all day...Sounds rough right? The cat in the video above unwinds by getting a neck massage.




Wild Thing's comment......


LOL this kitty is so cute and is really enjoying the massage.



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April 23, 2012

Unafraid Cat Scares Off Bear



The cat that scared off a bear. No, that’s not a typo … Caught on camera, this feline couldn’t be bothered by the young bear that tried to sit next to (or eat) it. Lucky for the homeowners, their pet can hold its own.




Wild Thing's comment.........

The bear look young, but still the kitty is brave and is not interested in being friends. hahaa


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February 18, 2012

NRA's 2012 Trigger the Vote Campaign With U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey



NRA's 2012 Trigger the Vote campaign launches today! To kick off the campaign, the NRA Freedom Action Foundation is rolling out its first ad, "Peace and Quiet" featuring actor and former U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey. Gunny Ermey has starred in "Full Metal Jacket" as well numerous other movies, TV series and commercials through the years.


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LOL here he visits Fox & Friends and talks about how important it is to get young people voting. There is a lot more as well he talks about....well worth watching!!!!


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Wild Thing's comment.....


LOL he is always so good!!



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January 30, 2012

Romney and Gingrich Do Who's on First ~ A Must See Video! LMAO







Wild Thing's comment.......

This is so funny. Nick and I laughed so hard.


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December 31, 2011

Best Local News Bloopers of 2011 ~ LMAO






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Wild Thing's comment......

Hahhaha these are so funny,




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October 15, 2011

Jimmy O'Bama









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Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL good one! And I think it was last year we heard Obama hates to be compared to Jimmy Carter. hahahahhaha So this is perfect.


....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.


Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72



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October 14, 2011

Carlsberg Beer Pull Brilliant Guerrilla Marketing Stunt In Cinema





Carlsberg Beer ad in Belgium with 148 bikers in a movie theatre.
Some innocent couples want to take their seat, but the room is filled with not-so- friendly gentlemen... How will they react?
As you’ll see from the video most of the people who walk in pick up on the intimidating atmosphere and leave immediately rather than taking the last 2 seats in the theater. I won’t ruin the end of the video for you but it is really marvelous advertising that is sure to put a huge smile on your face.


Carlsberg Pull Brilliant Guerrilla Marketing Stunt In Cinema


Beer adverts usually follow the same storyline about who has the coldest chilling system, the best sports offers or the hottest models but a new campaign from Carlsberg is highly original and features a night out at the cinema. It’s a guerrilla campaign that is secretly filmed and features a cinema full of burly scary looking men with the only 2 seats in the place being sold to unsuspecting couples.


As you’ll see from the video below most of the people who walk in pick up on the intimidating atmosphere and leave immediately rather than taking the last 2 seats in the theater. I won’t ruin the end of the video for you but it is really marvelous advertising that is sure to put a huge smile on your face.


The video already has 800,000 views in the couple of days since it has launched and I have a feeling it is going to turn in to a massive online viral hit for Carlsberg. Why can’t all beer companies be this original?




Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL I LOVE this ad.



....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72



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October 10, 2011

Looking Foward For The Obama Nightmare To END In The Next Election!!




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I am sick of the attacks and BS in the news and the double standard from the left and the rinos. So I thought I would just do this post with some humor for us.


LOVE you ALL !


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August 28, 2011

Hurricane Irene - Weather Channel Streaker ~ OMG ...LOL



Weather Channel viewers were blown away when a young fan dropped his shorts during their hurricane coverage.



Wild Thing's comment....

LOL well the guy has a lot of stupid nerve I will give him that.

Hi mom and Dad I am home....oh how was your day son?



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August 25, 2011

The Donkey Whisperer






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Texas Republican Roger Williams who is running for Congress in the Lone Star State’s 33rd Congressional District, talking to a herd of donkeys, representing, of course, Democrats! The dialogue is outstanding, and so true!

Williams is running for the GOP Nomination in the 33rd District, newly-created as a result of population growth in Texas.

I love it and how clever it is and so true too as he tries to reason with the donkey's hahaha.


I thought you would get a kick out of it too.


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June 18, 2011

After Idiot Obama Blamed ATM Machines...Check This Out ...Save The Economy: BAN ATMs ~ LMAO



Obama said, "There are some structural issues with our economy, where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient, with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to the bank and use an ATM -- you don't go to a bank teller."


So then these two guys say this with their video:


We sent our crew to the streets of Alexandria, Virginia and they asked people to sign a petition to ban ATMs to save jobs.



Wild Thing's comment......

LOL One of the stupid people that signed the petition said it was not eco friendly. Hahahahahahaha



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May 31, 2011

James Stewart Republican versus Henry Fonda Democrat




James Stewart Republican versus Henry Fonda Democrat in the movie ;

The Cheyenne Social Club


Wild Thing's comment........

LOL I thought you might like to see this.

Plus it is so close to the truth. James Stewart really was a Republican and Henry Fonda a democrat


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May 18, 2011

Osama's Watery Grave Captured



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Wild Thing's comment........


LMAO I love it!





....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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May 08, 2011

Image Of OBL Buried At Sea




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Wild Thing's comment......

LOL Soooo perfect!



....Thank you Darth for sending this to me.



Darth

U.S. Airforce
C-5 loadmaster
84-97



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May 03, 2011

Obama ~ Osama ~ Obama ~ Osama ....OOPS! LOL





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Lt. Col. Oliver North on President's Decision to Send in Special Forces to Kill Bin Laden

Now listen carefullly toward the beginning as he slips up and says Obama instead of Osama . heh heh


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These are easy mistakes to make since we have a freaking Muslim in the WH and with the name he has. Hey Obama you should have kept your other name.....Barry Soetoro if you don't like the mix up of the names. LMAO


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April 22, 2011

A Cat and A Dog......On a Chilly Night







One chilly evening, the dog decided to steal the blanket from the cat perched on the back of the couch.



Wild Thing's comment.....


LOL animals are so graet.


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April 18, 2011

Don Rickles Goes Crazy at Ronald Reagan's 2nd Inaugural - Jan., 1985 !!







Don Rickles doing what he does best -- at President Ronald Reagan's 2nd Inaugural in Jan., 1985



Wild Thing's comment........

Rickles is always so good. hahahahhahaa


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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April 12, 2011

Cat and Dolphin Play Togehter





Wild Thing's comment........

This is so adorable! I love things like this.


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April 01, 2011

A Texas Flashlight!



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Wild Thing's comment........

I LOVE this.!!


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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March 08, 2011

Dog and Dolphin Going For A Swim



A dog going for a swim with his friend, the dolphin.



Wild Thing's comment.........

This is adorable and the man says the dog goes there on his own and does this. How cute, like going to meet a friend each day.



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February 18, 2011

Klepto Kitty the Kat Burglar




ABC


Meet Dusty, a slightly pear-shaped, fawn-colored house cat, whose nightly theft raids have earned him the criminal alias of “Klepto.”

His San Mateo, Calif. owners figured the cat has stolen 600 items from the neighborhood in the past three years, amassing a growing pile of loot at home, ABCNews reported.

He’s not choosy. Stolen goods include towels, stuffed animals, gloves, socks, shoes, spongy footballs. He stole a Converse sneaker and returned later for the other one, the station said. He lifted a neighbor’s bikini bottom drying outside, and came back for the top a few minutes later. He stole someone’s tighty whities.

The best part of ABCNew’s report is the caught-in-the act, night-cam footage, showing Dusty waddling home with stolen stuff dragging between his legs.

His hard-working take for one night? Eleven items.


Wild Thing's comment........


Heh heh a DemoCAT.....! LOL I love this it is so funny. Feline Felon.


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February 12, 2011

My Guess Would Be These Beyond Stupid People Voted For B.Hussein Obama ( video) ~ Check it Out





At the bottom of the screen are the subtitles.



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One thing for sure IMO, these people will NEVER wake up. How could they, it is hard enough for them to figure out how to cross a street. Zombies do walk the earth and we are seeing them in this video.



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January 15, 2011

Dog Playing The Piano and Singing ~ LOL







Tucker plays the piano and sings along at least 3 or 4 times every day. In spite of all of his practicing, he really isn't getting any better at it.




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Hahahaha it is not our dog, but he looks a lot like Sebastian. I thought you all might get a kick out of this video.


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January 09, 2011

Pelosi Passes Gavel to Boehner ~ LOL






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LMAO very funny. haha


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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January 02, 2011

Come On Down To The Farm - Birds & Bees Explained






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Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL Love it.


......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.

Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)

Dustoff 22

USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
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The Two Talking Cats ~ This is so cute!






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December 27, 2010

Side by Side Sung At Nursing Home Talent Show ~ A Must See!





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Wild Thing's comment.......

LMAO this is HILARIOUS!


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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December 24, 2010

OMG ~ God Help Us From Gays In The USMC




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LOL this is the most scary thing to see. It is funny but OMG it is alsao scary.


Here is an antidote is a substance which can counteract a form of poisoning......WHEW!

3rd Battalion 1st Marine Corps in Fallujah



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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December 22, 2010

We Want A New President For Christmas






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Wild Thing's comment........

Good one! We sure do want a new president. OH wow wouldn't it be wonderful if we really could do this??!!





....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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December 14, 2010

"The 12 Days of Winter " Conservative Political Christmas




The Heidi Harris Show on News Talk 720 KDWN/Las Vegas, NV ....Conservative Political Christmas Comedy



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We used to listen to Heidi's radio show, she is a strong conservative. I thought you might like to see this video she has done about a lot of truth that has been happening regarding Christmias.



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October 24, 2010

Call Me Senator ~ Great Video by David Zucker



Call Me Senator - From David Zucker


Director David Zucker writes and produces the hilarious but sad tale of Barbara Boxers disrespect of our Military. In the wonderful style of his great movies Airplane, Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2.5, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, An American Carol, David hits to the core of Senator Boxers famous hearing


David Zucker did this ad for Right Change, a 527 and 501(c)4 organization “committed to supporting policies and candidates dedicated to fiscal responsibility and a strong national security for the United States, while upholding the principles of freedom, competitiveness and entrepreneurial spirit of the American people.”

The spot goofs on Boxer’s testy exchange with Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh at a June 2009 hearing of the Committee on Environment and Public Works. “You know, do me a favor,” Boxer told the officer, who was using military protocol to address those higher on the chain of command by “sir” or “ma’am.” “Could say ‘senator’ instead of ‘ma’am?’”


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Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL this is so good!!!


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October 21, 2010

Obama at the Bat ~ LOVE THIS!



Wild Thing's comment........

This is so good, I love it.





....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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September 07, 2010

That's Life BBC Soda Water Dogs





From BBC's That's Life! Three German Shepherds enjoying a game involving a soda siphon. Taken from Dutch tv show called 'Zomergasten'.



Wild Thing's comment..........


LOL this is great!


....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.


United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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August 25, 2010

Toons Speaking Out ( Awesome Cartoonists Work )



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I love political cartoons, and we have some really fantastic artists that really know the power they can have in their drawings.


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67





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August 09, 2010

Good Things Come To Those Who Wait




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Wild Thing's comment.........

LMAO this is just sooooo good. heh heh


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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August 05, 2010

Let's Hear an OH YESSSS For Pilots




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LMAO I love this.


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Abbott and Costello Sketch About Being In The Union And Loafing





Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL I thought since we have had Unioins so much in the news this kind of fit.



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July 17, 2010

Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit






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Heh heh my first thought when I saw this was how upset the ego of obama would hate this video. hahhaha


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July 06, 2010

One Ball, Dog Vs,.Deer




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Wild Thing's comment.......


This is so cute, I love animals and these two are having such great fun.




....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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July 03, 2010

Two Democrats On An Escalator




Wild Thing's comment........

LOL....so typical.

Hahahahahaha


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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June 27, 2010

Toon Time




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June 22, 2010

A Little of This and That For Today




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June 20, 2010

OOH-RAH!!!!! Marines To Obama!







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LOL I LOVE it!!!!



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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June 02, 2010

The Ant and the Grasshopper The NEW Version




Aesop's fable of The Ant and the Grasshopper

OLD VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself.




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NEW VERSION:


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.” Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Actretroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.




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Wild Thing's comment........

The new versino is really good, well done.


I would love to see an added one too,maybe something like a version where the ant is heavily armed, gets thousands of other ants to rally with him and they march on the houses of the libs and throw them all out....tah dah!!




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.... Thank you Jim for sending this to me.


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May 21, 2010

Falling Obama! LOL


Falling Obama

Click here to play this game



Watch as Obama falls on the bubbles or grab him and fling him about as you watch the physics. after flinging that little jerk around, I now feel so much better! LOL

http://www.y8.com/games/Falling_Obama

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May 10, 2010

Nail Gun Art




Wild Thing's comment.............

This is really amazing, to be this accurate like this as well as able to do art. Fantastic.



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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May 08, 2010

Alan King - Survived By His Wife ...LOL




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Wild Thing's comment........


LMAO this is soooo funny!


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.



RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company



13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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May 05, 2010

Waking Up Is Hard To Do From The Laryngospasms




The Laryngospasms, a group of practicing Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists who create and perform medical parodies for audiences throughout the United States. Since the group's inception at a 1990 Christmas party, the group has recorded two albums, three videos, and has been featured in numerous publications, radio & television shows.

This is their website..CLICK.


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Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL I LOVE this!



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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April 30, 2010

Extreme ...Crazy .... Parachute Base Jump







LOL oh my gosh!




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A Mercedes Backed Through Wall After Driver's Foot Gets Stuck on the Gas Pedal



Mercedes Goes Through Wall After Driver's Foot Gets Stuck on the Gas Pedal

Tulsa Oklahoma



TULSA, Okla., April 29 (UPI) -- A white Mercedes breached the exterior wall on the seventh floor of an Oklahoma parking garage and rained debris into a parking lot below, police said.

Police said the driver's foot became stuck on the gas pedal and he was unable to stop the vehicle before it broke through the wall on the seventh floor of the Bank of America building's parking garage in Tulsa about 2 p.m. Wednesday, the Tulsa World reported Thursday.




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Wild Thing's comment........


Oh my gosh!

LOL how scray is that!



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April 29, 2010

Life Imitates Art; Even If It Is 40 Years Later







Wild Thing's commnet.........


LOL this is so much like what is happening today.



....Thank you JohnE U.S. Army for sending this to me.

Soldier/Generator Mechanic
Companies: 288TH Q.M. Co


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April 19, 2010

George Washington At One Of The Tea Parties






I LOVE this! ~ Wild Thing


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And this is soooo true too. hahahahahaha




How to give a cat a pill.



1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left
arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger
and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently
apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right
hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.


2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.


3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm,
holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws
open and push pill to back of mouth with right
forefinger.

Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of
wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between
knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls
emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with
one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop
pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill
from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and
repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered
figurines and vases from hearth and set to one
side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie
on cat with head just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open
with pencil and blow down drinking straw.


9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to
humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply
Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood
from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another
pill. Open another beer Place cat in cupboard,
and close door onto neck, to leave head showing.
Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill
down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard
door back on hinges. Drink beer.. Fetch bottle of
scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to
cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot.

Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss
back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch
new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from
across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed
into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill
from foil wrap.

13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with
garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table,
find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill
into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be
rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints
of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to
drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while
doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill
remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way
home to order new table.

15. Arrange for ASPCA to collect mutant cat from hell
and call local pet shop to see if they have any
hamsters.





How To Give A Dog A Pill


1. Wrap it in bacon.


2. Toss it in the air.


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......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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April 17, 2010

Well Said




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Wild Thing's comment.......

This is great!



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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April 16, 2010

Lazy Mary







The singer is Lou Monte. This song is in the original Mob Hits about the Rat Pack. haha

Lou Monte, an Italian-American of Calabrian heritage ( that is located at the top of the boot area of Italy) , was born as Louis Scaglione on April 2, 1917 in Manhattan, New York.

He has passed away but they have his website.


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Wild Thing's comment.....

Keep watching it and half way into it he also does it in English. hahaa




....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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April 15, 2010

Tax Day For Greedy Obama and His Hand Out Bailout Stimulus Beggers





Tim Hawkins - The Government Can



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April 15th – Tax Day. On this day, hundreds of thousands of people, organized under the banner of Tea Party Patriots, will be engaged in organized protests across our great land. Black, White, American Indian, Asian, Hispanic, men, women….all with one thing in common. They, like our forefathers, are tired of being taxed and not being represented.


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Wild Thing's comment........

We the people are being taxed and are not being represented. At least in most cases, some of us have elected officials that did listen to us but they are only the conservatives in office. Other then that our voice has been ignored but Obama and his ilk sure as heck one our last dollar to push their communist agenda.

This video is good and with humor says a lot. I thought it was done well and wanted to show it to you.


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April 13, 2010

Fantastic Ventriloquist Terry Fator







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Wild Thing's comment......

LOL my cousin sent this to me and I wanted to share it with all of you.



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March 23, 2010

A Message To Hewlett Packard Support LOL Got To See This








Wild Thing's comment.........


LMAO I LOVE it, I love how our troops solve problems. heh heh




......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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March 15, 2010

Gun Totin', Flag Wavin'




This is the story of a wonderful women named Rachel Veitch. She has owned the same car since 1964 and has kept it in perfect condition. Chariot, which she calls her Mercury Comet Caliente. The car has close to 600,000 miles.

September 18th, 2007 UPDATE! We had so many requests from people wanting us to check in with Rachel that we dropped by and found out some big news. Rachel, now 91, is an international sensation .




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I LOVE this one too. She talks about our American Flag and she also leads the Pledge of Allegiance.


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Wild Thing's comment......

I love her, she is adorbale. She's a fiery, feisty. She is awesome. I love how she talks about our Flag too. Each of the videos has wonderful joy and happiness in them.



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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March 07, 2010

What If.........





Wild Thing's comment........

LOL good one. heh heh


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.



RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company



13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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March 06, 2010

Obama at the Bat






The Outlook wasn't brilliant for Leftyville that day:
The health care plan was muddled, with but one press conference more to play.
And then when the job approval numbers died, and personal popularity did the same,
A sickly silence fell upon the progressives in the game.


A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, if only Obama could get but a whack at that -
We'd put up even money, now, with Obama at the bat.

Then from 5,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Obama, mighty Obama, was advancing to the bat.

There was ease in Obama's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Obama's bearing and a smile on Obama's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No s tranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Obama at the bat.

Ten thousand eyes were on him as he smeared his opponents with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he rolled the sleeves up on his shirt.
Then while a cringing reporter lobbed a question from his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Obama's eye, a sneer curled Obama's lip.

For when the stimulus bill came hurtling through the air,
Obama stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Right by the sturdy President the bill unheeded sped-
"That's just my style," said Obama. "Strike one," the people said.


With a smile of Christian charity great Obama's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the congress, and the cap and trade bill flew;
And Obama heartily supported it, and the people said, "Strike two."

"Soci alism" cried the maddened conservatives, and echo answered fraud;
But one scornful look from Obama and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Obama might get his way again.

The sneer is gone from Obama's lip, he rises to his station;
About to deliver a stirring press conference to a waiting nation.
And now the teleprompter is on, and now he unleashes his volley,
And now the lofty illusions are shattered by the force of his own folly.


Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Leftyville - mighty Obama has struck out.




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Wild Thing's comment.......


This is awesome!! I love it!



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February 19, 2010

The "Lil Liberals"




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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL well done.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company



13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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February 14, 2010

School Days For Some Fun





This is a scene from the Rodney Dangerfield movie, "Back To School", in which Rodney takes his first economics class and gives the arrogant professor some real-world input to his economic theory of starting a new business:


Rodney Dangerfield's First Economics Class

PROFESSOR: First off, by looking at construction costs of our new factory.

DANGERFIELD: Uh, what's the product?

PROFESSOR: That is immaterial for the purposes of our discussion here, but if it makes you happy, let's say we're making tape-recorders.

DANGERFIELD: Tape-recorders? Are you kidding? That's (bleep) gonna kill us on the labor costs.

PROFESSOR: Okay. Fine. Then let's just say they are widgets.

DANGERFIELD: What's a widget?

PROFESSOR: It's a fictional product. It doesn't matter.

DANGERFIELD: Doesn't matter. Tell that to the bank.

SON: Easy, take it easy. It's the first day.

PROFESSOR: On the board you will see a cost analysis for the construction of a 30,000 square foot facility which will encompass both factory and office space and is fully serviced by all utilities, a railroad spur line, and a four-bay shipping dock.

DANGERFIELD: Hold it, hold it. Why build? You're better off leasing at a buck and a quarter, a buck and a half a square foot, take your down payment and put it into CDs or something else you could roll over every couple of months.

PROFESSOR: Thank you, Mr. Melon, but we'll be concentrating on finance a little later in the term. For the time being, let's just concentrate on the construction figures, shall we? You will see the final bottom line requires the factoring of not just the material and the construction costs, but also the architect's fees and the cost of land servicing.

DANGERFIELD: Oh-ho, you left out a bunch of stuff.

PROFESSOR: Oh, really? Like what, for instance?

DANGERFIELD: First of all, you're going to have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up. That is the kickback for the carpenters. And if you plan on using any cement in this building, I'm sure the teamsters like to have a little chat with you, and that will cost you. Ho, and don't forget a little something for the building inspectors. Then there's the long-term costs, such as waste disposal. I don't know if you are familiar with who runs that business, but I assure you it's not the Boy Scouts.


PROFESSOR: That will be quite enough, Mr. Melon. Maybe bribes and kickbacks and Mafia payoffs are how you do business, but they are not part of the legitimate business world, and they're certainly not part of anything I am teaching in this class. Do I make myself clear?

DANGERFIELD: Sorry, just trying to help, that's all.

PROFESSOR: Now, notwithstanding Mr. Melon's input, the next question for us is where to build our factory.


DANGERFIELD: How about Fantasyland?




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This one below is my all time favorite!!! "BACK TO SCHOOL" - Sam Kinison teaches a History class ~ Wild Thing







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January 29, 2010

Calling the United States Armed Forces- Voice Mail





Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL this is funny.



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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January 28, 2010

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."



1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States





Wild Thing's comment.......


LOL hahahaha this is so funny. If I had the nerve or more nerve then I already jhave...hahaha I would send this to Obama. heh heh But I am too busy to sit down with the men in balck's visit if Obama gets upset. haha




.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67



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January 26, 2010

This Week's Top Jokes From America's Favorite Conservative Comedian




This Week's Top Jokes From America's Favorite Conservative Comedian

Human Events

by Evan Sayet

Well, we're now fully a quarter of the way( of a 4 year term) through the Obama administration and the Democrats are still blaming President Bush for all their failures. In fact, here in California, Barbara Boxer has proposed a new law to change the name of the San Andreas Fault to "It's All George Bush's Fault..."

...Democrats are truly talented people. It's amazing how they can point so many fingers while still having their hands out. All of this while somehow managing to give the American people the finger.

At the end of the first year of his presidency, many Americans are complaining that Obama has failed to keep his campaign promise to be transparent. I couldn't disagree more. Seems to me every day more and more people are seeing right through him.

You know, it might not be Obama's fault. Sometimes broken campaign promises are really just misunderstandings. It's true., Obama hasn't been "bi-partisan" but maybe that's not what he meant. Maybe he meant that, with things like the Louisiana Purchase and the Cornhusker Kickback, he was planning to buy partisans.

And now that the new year has arrived another of the President's ultimatums to the Iranians has come and gone with the White House taking no action. Perhaps, this too is a misunderstanding. You see, to Republicans, Iran is a noun. To Democrats, Iran is a verb.

Last week the Presidesnt promised that "the buck stops" with him on terrorism. I don't believe him. Not just because he's famously weak on terrorists, but, thanks to the Obama economy, no one has a buck left to pass.

Now the President is planning to try even more terrorists in the United States. If you think about it, Obama has brought more terrorists to America than Osama bin Laden.

The good news is that the terrorists aren't very smart. Like this last guy, who I call the "Eunuch Bomber." After all, if I believed I was about to go to heaven and meet up with seventy-two virgins, the last place I'd put the bomb is in the front of my pants.

And now that Obama has given the terrorists lawyers, you know some Johnny Cochrane-type is going to defend the Eunuch Bomber by saying "If the man can't sit, you must acquit."

Meanwhile, referring to Patrick Kennedy's repeatedly calling Martha Coakley "Marcia,: the headline in the Drudge Report read: "Kennedy Doesn't Even Know Her Name." Come on, give the guy a break. He's a Kennedy. By five o'clock he probably can't remember his own name.

...and, as the old saying goes, it's always five o'clock somewhere.



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Wild Thing's comment.......

Good job!


Evan Sayet is also on Facebook if anyone would like to friend him. He is a god guy.

Facebook

His Website



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.



RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company



13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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January 25, 2010

The Yard Sign ~ LOL


My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.).
So this past spring I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn't up more than an hour before he called the police and wanted them to make me take down the sign.


Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such action without a court order and that he had to file a complaint "downtown" first, which would be reviewed by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state ordinances, which if there was a violation a court order would be sent to the offending
party (me) to "remove the sign in seven days".


After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made him madder. I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends at the hunt club but that seemed to make him even more angry.


I then asked him if he wanted to go to a Tea Party rally but again he declined my outreach efforts to bring about abetter understanding between political and social opponents.


I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship), any suggestions would be welcome.

Maybe I'll ask him if he want to go deer hunting, which opens up November 1st, you know, just a bunch of guys running through the woods chasing Bambi, then sitting around the campfire roasting marshmallows, drinking beer, and singing our favorite country songs to the accompaniment of Jake's harmonica (he is a better lawyer than a harmonica player but don't tell him I told you).


I even made him a bumper sticker and that made him madder than he already was!

Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods, how's about yours?




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Here is a close up of the sign. LOL




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Wild Thing's comment.......


LOL this is so funny. I thought you all might enjoy it too.



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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January 24, 2010

One Shot - One Soul.....Halleluiah!






What the 9/11 Commission said does not exist... Exists.

"There is no silver bullet or decisive blow that can defeat Islamist terrorism."

Lee H. Hamilton
Vice Chairman, Sept. 11 Commission

SILVER BULLET GUN OIL, is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.

SILVER BULLET GUN OIL was designed specifically to put Demoralizing FEAR and TERROR into SUPPOSEDLY "Fearless" Islamo-Fascist terrorists. It was created with the "TRUE BELIEVER'' in mind. According to the Koran, Allah states, "Any of my followers contaminated by swine at the time of his death will be denied entry to my paradise forever, I HATE THE STENCH OF SWINE."

HOW does SILVER BULLET GUN OIL work?


SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA LIQUEFIED PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed for use in ALL FIREARMS. The oil is applied to the inside of the barrel of any firearm or weapons system.


When fired, BULLETS are coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the BULLETS STRIKE. The coating of OIL CONTAINING PIG FAT effectively DENIES entry to Allah's
Paradise to any Islamo-Fascist terrorist KIA with a bullet coming from a firearm using SILVER BULLET GUN OIL in the barrel. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL uses the belief system of Allah's Islamo-Fascist terrorists to put fear of death into them, a fear they haven't had until NOW.SILVER BULLET GUN OIL can be used in or on ALL weapons and weapons systems.

Put a drop on the remains of ''suicide bombers'' for the same effect-No Paradise! FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT DOWNRANGE; USE ''SILVER BULLET'' AND MAKE SURE THE ISLAMO-FASCIST COWARDS KNOW IT!



SILVER BULLET IS A TRUE ''FORCE-MULTIPLIER''. Thousands of bottles of Silver Bullet Gun Oil have been distributed since July of 2004 by its creator to members of ALL U.S. Military branches. This includes members of US Marine Infantry, Marine Recon, US Marine Scout Sniper (SS) units, Navy Seals, regular Army members, Army Rangers, Green Berets, Reserve units and National Guard units deployed or being deployed to the Middle East Theatre of Operations.


Several M1 Abrams tank platoons use '' Silver Bullet Gun Oil'' in their weapons systems. A number of Apache and Cobra ''Choppers'' use Silver Bullet in their "Chain Guns''. Many of Allah's ''HOLY WARRIORS'' have been greatly disappointed upon arriving at the entrance to Allah's ''VIRGINWORLD''. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL has also been distributed to members of police tactical teams throughout the USA from coast to coast. A number of ''Air Marshals'' also use SILVER BULLET GUN OIL in their in-flight weaponry.

THIS PRODUCT IS FOR USE ON ARMED MUSLIM TERRORISTS ONLY.WE DO NOT PROMOTE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST ANY RACE OR RELIGION, ONLY TERRORISTS.

Death to International Islamic Terrorism.

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Help defeat Islamo-Facist Terrorism. Order a bottle TODAY. Save on shipping buy 2 or 3, same shipping cost.
We support the men and women in uniform who serve Bravely and Honorably in the fight against Islamo-Fascism. Thank you, YOU ARE ALL HEROES! Semper Fi



Bottles of Silver Bullet shipped to Marines deployed in Anbar Province, one of many orders sent to the Middle
East Theater of Operations.







Wild Thing's comment......

This is great, heh heh.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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January 17, 2010

Pug Imitating A Blender ~ LOL Cute and Funny!!




"My mom was using the blender and my dog Ozzy decided he was going to run in circles to imitate it. " as told by the person that made the video.




Wild Thing's comment.....


Thank God for our animals we all have. They are all so dear and such fun.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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January 09, 2010

" What's Up With That"






Wild Thing's comment.......


LOL hahahaha this is hilarious! Watch how he treats Al Gore.



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" My New Truck " ~ LOL







I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.


The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States

Barack Hussein Obama

Damn I love this truck ...



Wild Thing's comment.......


LMAO good one!!



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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January 05, 2010

How Cold Is It?



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Wild Thing's comment........


LMAO I love it, and this cold is just what it would take for w dem to keep their mitts out of OUR pockets.




......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.



RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company



13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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January 03, 2010

The Housekeeping Maid ~ LOL





Wild Thing's comment..........


LOL I love comericals like this, they are so funny.


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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January 01, 2010

Thinking About A Dog........


My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.


He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.


His meals are provided at no cost to him.


He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.


He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses
whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head :

Holy Crap!.... My Dog's A Democrat



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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL hahahahahahahaha

Sebastian ( my dog) says he likes this one too. heh heh



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.



RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company



13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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December 24, 2009

Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa






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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL well done.



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December 23, 2009

German Speed Bump





Wild Thing's comment...........


LOL I had no idea what he was up to. I thought it might be something to flatten the tires.




....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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December 22, 2009

Obama The Cat Is Confronted ~ Hysterical Video



Obama the cat discovers he's not so popular around the neighborhood anymore.


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Wild Thing comment.........

ROTFLMAO!

The lines:
I AM a death panel!

SARAH PALIN SAID SO!

made me LOL.


OMG FUNNIEST YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER!!! “Ill show you what a single payer healthcare system looks like” LOL LOL that cat was HILARIOUS!

And “I wee-wee’d up....” LOL!

LOL whiloe watching this I had the sound up and my own cat Missy was soooiooo curious, like what the heck is going on. hahahaha



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December 14, 2009

A Doggy Christmas Surprise




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Wild Thing's comment.......


LOL I love this. Animals are so great!


......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.

Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)

Dustoff 22

USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88


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December 10, 2009

Merry Christmas Osama and Obama - Take That



Twas the night before Christmas, somewhere in Waziristan, and Osama was on a rant because he can. His latest spout of jihadist nonsense, was silenced by the sniper's diligent persistence. Merry Christmas to and to all a GREAT Year.


Wild Thing's comment........

LOL you know what? hahaha This terrorists sounds like Barack Obama.



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.


Army Combat Engineers
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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November 28, 2009

Skeet Shooting in a Tank ~ LOL



A commercial for Carlton Dry Beer where a few friends go skeet shooting in a tank.




Wild Thing's comment..........

LOL this is so funny.



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.


Army Combat Engineers
67-69


Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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November 27, 2009

Some Thing's Never Change.........


You say you're frustrated with the Democrats - and you think this is a new trend sweeping the country ?
Read on...




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And this guy died over a hundred years ago!! Some things never change....


Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL good one!!! Very clever idea to do something like this. And to think it was such a long time ago. hahahhaa


.....Thank you Chief.


Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard


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November 26, 2009

William Shatner Running For President: His Views & Guns






Wild Thing's comment..........

LMAO I LOVE this!!!!



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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November 25, 2009

A Romantic Getaway For You



To The Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia !





We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa , Kenyaseven adrenaline-charged days later. Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).



That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard
Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!

But the best fun of all, of course, is..........



The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates!

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"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!" -- Mike W., Savannah , GA

"Holy crap! I mean literally, I crapped myself! This gun shook the deck like thunder, and I was laughing so hard I just had to release it. AWESOME!-- Jim W., Tampa , FL




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Wild Thing's comment........

LMAO I LOVE it!


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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October 26, 2009

South Park Creators Given Signed Photo of Saddam Hussein






Telegraph.co.uk

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a signed photo of Saddam Hussein by US marines after the former Iraqi leader was shown their movie in prison.

During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.

The admission comes with the show's 13th season already running in the US. It will celebrate its 12th anniversary later this year.

The show, which satirises a wide range of topics, including religion, sexuality and mental illness, has won a number of awards including three Emmys for Outstanding Animated Programme.

Recent episodes have seen Barack Obama using his Presidential victory as a way to steal jewels from Washington in an Oceans 11-style heist.

It also recently depicted the United States Treasury as deciding economic measures by cutting the head off a chicken and letting it run on a game show style board, landing on a decision.

Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.

He said: "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. Its one of our biggest highlights.

"I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie.

"Over and over again – which is a pretty funny thought.

"That's really adding insult to injury."




Wild Thing's comment........

LOL, I love it, I have only seen the show a few times. But this is so funny and what a great idea what they did to Saddam. hahahaha



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October 24, 2009

Just a Little of This and That




Love the Navy

The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name sailor?"

"John," the new seaman replied.

"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp nowadays, but I don't call anyone by his first name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, whatever. And you are to refer to me as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?"

"Aye, Aye Chief!"

"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"

The seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is John Darling, Chief."

"Okay, John, here's what I want you to do ....."


......Thank you SSGT Steve


SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67


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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth... Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'

So the zebra went off in search of God.

When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

God simply replied 'You are what you are.'

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

The zebra looked puzzled.. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are... You are white with black stripes..'

The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.'

WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo white ass!!!


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GEEK TO GUIDO



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



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A Bears fan had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. A man came down and asked if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, the fan said, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The fan shook his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."


Confucius say....

If you can't find the book you want


You're probably shopping at the...............


Welcome to America


A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee who was waiting outside a Maryland immigration office..

'Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and the Democrats in Congress and was told to grant you three wishes because of you having just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'


The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'


The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'


The refugee now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here ..... PING ! in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.


'Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans . ......


PING ! The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'


The fairy said 'Tough Shit, Mohammed, Now that you are a White American,you have to fend for yourself.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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WHO Does Their Landscaping????



VIAGRA COMPANY HEADQUARTERS


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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October 21, 2009

If George W. Bush Was An Idiot........





If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVD's, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved.

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.



Wild Thing's comment..........


This is well done, good one.


Counting the seconds and days when the POS Obama will be out of power!!!!!


.....Thank you Chief.



Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard


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October 04, 2009

SNL Mocks Obama' s FAILED Presidency


Saturday Night Live really ripped into Barack Obama tonight referring to him as a socialist and saying he has failed at everything!!!


"When you look at my record it is very clear what I've done so far, and that is nothing. Nada, Almost one year and nothing to show for it"




Wild Thing's comment.........

This finally broke the ice on the “hands off” making fun of Obama. Too much has not been said, even in jest. Finally he is not such a “golden boy” any longer to the SNL people. This was the first SNL sketch that was actually critical of Obama. (Previous sketches about Obama were about how “cool” he is.)

The actor playing Obama doesn't attempt to do Obama's voice, which is better if he is unable to then to blow it. But important thing is the skit goes after Obama pretty hard for accomplishing nothing, and talks about him being a socialist...



.... Thank you Eden for sending this to me.


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Big Bird on Sesame Street Questioning Michelle Obama on Obama



This one is a back up in case they take the one above off..........

Sesame Street's Big Bird Wants Michelle Obama to Tell the Truth About Her Husband's Birth Certificate




Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL this is great how they did this. Maybe if they keep mentioning what Obama is and also about his birth certificate it willl help keep this in the face of those that have got to do something about it.


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October 02, 2009

T.G.I.F. How About A Little Of This and That


Olympics?


. The LOOK says it all!







......Thank you SSGT Steve


SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67


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Stupidity Knows No Bounds






Mohammeds' rightful place in Heaven

A devout Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates.
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up,'
and he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter,
he climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and,
yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again,
'Are you Mohammed?'
'No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight
and climbs and climbs, ever higher once again,
he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps,
as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted..
Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes, please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'



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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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I THINK this is a stuffed animal that looks like their dog. I hope so I would have to think the er um 1st "Lady" would carry a dog like this.


.... Thank you Eden for sending this to me.


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Circle of oFiles

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function
where Barack Obama istrying to gather more
support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers
the cowboy is from President Bushs home area,
he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern
drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some
flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says,
"Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well,
yes, if that's what they're called, but I've
never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle
flies hang around ranches. They're called circle
flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks,
"Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much
respect for the citizens of this country to
call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins
rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best
Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."


.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67


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To my fellow "Old Dogs"

One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, no! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'


Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.


The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.


The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
'Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.


....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



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PELOSI AND THE POPE

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on a stage together in front of a huge crowd.
However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to make this time
more interesting, Nancy said to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little
wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He said, "Really? Show me."

She waved.
Sure enough, every Democrat in the crowd cheered wildly.
The cheering then subsided as quickly as it started.
The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought about what he could
do to answer her stunt. "That was impressive," the Pope said, "but did you know that
with just one little wave of my hand I can make almost every person in this country
go crazy with joy? What's more, this joy will not be a momentary display like that
of your people, but will go deep into their hearts. They will forever speak of this day,
and they will rejoice."
The Speaker doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk, "One little wave of your
hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So,....... the Pope slapped her.























....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM

September 23, 2009

Janeane Garofalo Has The Smartest Dog in the World






Wild Thing's comment.....

LMAO good one! This dog she has knows how awful she is and deserves this kind of treatment.

hahahahaha


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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September 18, 2009

T.G.I.G. ~ A Little of This and That


This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.............


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How come we can't see this at the Miss America Pageant





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Liberal ALERT!!!!


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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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Italian Tomato Garden


An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie




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The CORK

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab.

"It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach

And I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,

And then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said,

"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"

God Bless America




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....Thank you Joyce for sending this to me.


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Fifty Years of Math1959 - 2009 (in the USA )


Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )

6. Teaching Math In 2009

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?


.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67


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The Audacity of Unawareness

April 15th, 2009 5:03 pm Barack Obama, through his spokesman, claimed today that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the MSM has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best). but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really?
This much we know:
- He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America .
- He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist.
- He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005.
- He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally.
- He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya .
- He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat.
- He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants.



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The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism

by having the government take over everything!

Wanna play? No? Too bad, you're already playing....

And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins


......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.

Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)

Dustoff 22

USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88



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The world's toughest boat ....the Bubba test


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Awesome Answer Machine Message From Queensland Maroochydore High School



This is the message that the Maroochydore High School, Queensland, Australia, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine . This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.


....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



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Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (1)

September 15, 2009

Jack Webb Schools Barack Obama on Healthcare



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Jack Webb Schools Tim Geithner on Tax Mistakes


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Wild Thing's comment.......

Great stuff. Obama gets a well-deserved lecture from Jack Webb and Harry Morgan.




......Thank you SSGT Steve


SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM

September 11, 2009

This and That for Friday



Little Darlin by the Original Diamonds ....


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Obama-Kennedy care ....Tired old people



How to convert an Infidel


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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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Ode to Forgetfulness


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Expanding Table - Clever Engineering and Carpentry


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Carpentry Engineering Walking Table


....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



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A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole thing. The reporter says to the biker, "Sir, that's the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I had to."

The reporter says, "Well, I'm from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...So, what do you do for a living, and, just out of my own curiosity, what political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and I'm a Republican."

The following morning, the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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Posted by Wild Thing at 07:46 AM | Comments (4)

September 08, 2009

The Government Can



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Wild Thing's comment.......


Love this video he did a great job on this!!!!


Americans have the "right" to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, none of which creates an obligation on other Americans. We work hard, love our jobs and love what we do, but we are NOT doing it to have our income stolen from Obama.



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:49 AM | Comments (2)

September 04, 2009

TGIF Break Time





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.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67



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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



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.... Thank you Eden for sending this to me.



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Have You received Yours Yet ??

President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.
Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.
It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else

Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!



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When you are having a bad day and think that you are having problems,

JUST REMEMBER: SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD THERE IS A MR. PELOSI.


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DIVORCE AGREEMENT


THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:


We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.


Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you can answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

PS: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

PPS: And when you call us, you won't have to press 1 for English.


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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam





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WARNING


If you get an email that has an attachment called "Nude Picture of Nancy Pelosi"

DO NOT OPEN IT!!!!

It contains a nude picture of Nancy Pelosi


.... Thank you GM Cassel for sending this to me.

GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED
US Navy
1973- 1993



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Posted by Wild Thing at 07:47 AM | Comments (4)

August 29, 2009

~ Just For Fun ~




Now what do I do??!!


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam





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'Kick me in the ass'


Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'

The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York, so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.

Gibson was satisfied.


Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.

He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?

'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.

'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'

'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.

In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'

'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three ass holes report that I was the aggressor.....?

SEMPER FI !



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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* This week we celebrate a special birthday:*

Monica Lewinsky turns 36. ( she turned 36 on August 23)

Can you believe it?

It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White
House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast .. ..




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Is sex work?

A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain
decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it
was "pleasure?"


A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge
of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

God Bless the Navy sailor.




....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



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Redneck Play Station: Enjoy! LOL I did this a few times hahahha The first time I sucked at it. hahahahaha


PLEASE CLICK LINK BELOW .............. heh heh

http://majman.net/fly_loader.html




.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:48 AM | Comments (2)

August 28, 2009

New Hit Show: Guantanamo Idol ~ LOL Excellent




PLEASE CLICK HERE to see this Video....... LMAO they did a great job with it.




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Wild Thing's comment......

I loved the waterboarding scene in the video. hahahhaha



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:50 AM | Comments (6)

Nothing Left To Live For........




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Wild Thing's comment......

LOL


I LOVE this, the two of them sitting there like at a bar with the shot glasses. LOL so cute.



....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:48 AM | Comments (4)

August 27, 2009

ALL HAIL THE OBAMA ....NOT.....(Video Parody)



A humorous musical look at the media's love affair with Obama.



Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL this is great I love how they put Chris Mathews,Katie Couric and Keith Olberman in it.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (7)

August 26, 2009

The Balloonist



A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."


"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"


"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."


The man smiled and responded, "You must be an obama Democrat."


"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"


"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."



Wild Thing's comment.....

LOL I love these jokes.



....Thank you Richard for sending this to me.


Posted by Wild Thing at 03:45 AM | Comments (2)

August 24, 2009

Wow!! How does this dog know Obama is trying to give things away!! Must See!


Wow!! How does this dog know Obama is trying to give things away




Wild Thing's comment.......

LMAO omg this is so funny. What a smart dog!!!!



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:49 AM | Comments (2)

Will Government Run Health Care the Same as Getting Ones Passport ? ~ LOL


This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough). You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the passport office.

Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize; I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, and then you ask me for my fu**in' address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal assholes working there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another fu**in' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be to damn easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fu**in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fu**in' morons). Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

Signed

An Irate Citizen.

P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yin yang. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA!

Sincerely,

You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who.

And we want them to run our health care?!?


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And this one too that is a classic.



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Wild Thing's comment......


LOL the one at the top of the post, the letter, I know just how he feels. All the thing's one has to go through in dealing with anything to do with the government.


....Thank you Jim for sending this to me.



Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (4)

August 21, 2009

Friday's Funnies






......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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Logic

Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.'

Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?'

Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.


United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent





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PRICELESS

8 beers - $32
2 plane tickets - $1000
1 Day of a Harvard Professor's time - $500
1 Day of the Vice Presidents time - $850
1 Day of the President's time - $1,000



Watching 3 crooks apologize to an "honest cop"

PRICELESS


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Immigrant Sex

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request
from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.
But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?"

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to da Government."

And THAT FOLKS , IS HOW ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US !!



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FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ....PSALM 2009

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog ....
And Obama was a tree.


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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.

Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)

Dustoff 22

USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (4)

August 20, 2009

Muslim Trying to Understand How Automatic Doors Work ~ LMAO






Posted by Wild Thing at 06:47 AM | Comments (5)

August 19, 2009

To Create New Jobs Businesses Learn To Diversify and Expand


In order to create new jobs, businesses must diversify and expand



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Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL these are great!



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



Posted by Wild Thing at 08:45 AM | Comments (2)

August 17, 2009

Peeking In At Gabriel & Stanley



"Our Golden Retriever & Tuxedo Cat are best buddies. Here's examples of how they keep each other company."


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Wild Thing's comment........

Giggle...I LOVE this, how precious they are. They behave just like Missy and Sebastian.


....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (8)

August 14, 2009

A Little of This and Yes That Too


The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side



.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67



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Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.

While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their 'mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pocket or purse for any valuables.

Be on the alert!! See the photo of how it works.


......Thank you James M. for sending this to me.

James R. McKenna
US ARMY
Troop I 3/3 ACR
1976-1978



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You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.

Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:

To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the
Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

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"A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e??? h-a-p-p-y? w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent





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This came from a Marine's wife. It says it all:

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a few months ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while Barack Obama took his Oath of office.

However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President. It was then that I realized how far America's Military had deteriorated.

Every one of them missed.



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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August 06, 2009

Obama does Jeopardy ~ LOL




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Obama does Jeopardy

An American Thinker article becomes a comic strip! In a first, the artist known as Big Fur Hat bases the 51st installment of his comic strip "The Obamas" on Clarice Feldman's AT article Just how smart is Obama?


If you like this one, check out the archives of The Obamas.



Wild Thing's comment........

LOL this is great and they have some other ones too that are terrific. hahahaha


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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A Little Of This and That For Today



.....Thank you Chief.

Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard



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CAN YOU SPOT THE LIBERAL IN THIS FAMILY?




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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.

Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)

Dustoff 22

USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88



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After the president has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last president to send a note of congratulations to the new one.

So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the preside nt was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was: 370H-SSV-0773H.

This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.

So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.

They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.

Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.

Now there was complete panic in the oval office.

They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer.

A special emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.

After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up the pho ne and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.

Bush chuckled and replied: Dude .............Your holding it upside down!





....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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July 27, 2009

The Duck Speaks Out





Wild Thing's comment......


LOL this is so funny. hahahahahhaaha



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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July 25, 2009

Greatest Movie Line Ever and More True Now Then Ever




Wild Thing's comment........

This is sooo good, it even applies more now then ever before.



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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Why We Are In Trouble In America ~ LOL



A Washington, DC, airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."Her response - click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!" (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map." (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time." (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at8:30 am and got to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over ! all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?"

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them."

10. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever, smarty!"

11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? Whatever! I knew it was a big animal."



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Wild Thing's comment.......


Snopes said this is not true, but it is so funny it is worth a good laugh and the thing is it is sooooo close to what could be true from our politicians. LOL
I loved this...hilarious!


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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July 15, 2009

Best Ever,Tractor Square Dance






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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL this is great, I never saw anything like this before.



.... Thank you GM Cassel for sending this to me.


GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED
US Navy
1973- 1993


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July 11, 2009

The Best Of Jaywalking from the Final Jay Leno Tonight Show



There was a recurring sketch on Leno's Tonight Show called "Jaywalking," where Leno askedpeople off the street some questions regarding current or historical events. Leno frequented the areas just outside the NBC studios such as down Melrose Avenue or within Universal Studios Hollywood's City Walk.

This video was made with several of the Jaywalking tapes over the years and played on the last night that Jay did the Tonight show this last May 2009.



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Wild Thing's comments........

This is one of the responses to one of Jay's questions.

" Founding Fathers of what???"

OMG! this is scary because this guy was serious. haha


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July 07, 2009

Some Fun With Our Troops ~ In Country


Soldier Does Harry Caray Impressions


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Drill sergeant in Iraq drilling ducks and geese


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The Tax Drill Sergeant




Wild Thing's comment.....


LOL I especially love the one with the ducks. We have the best most wonderful troops in the world.


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July 06, 2009

What Are You Doing Next This Tuesday?



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Al Sharpton Calls For 'Love Vigils' For Jackson

Reverend Rallies USPS For A Commemorative Jackson Stamp

LOS ANGELES

The Rev. Al Sharpton has delivered a sermon in Los Angeles where he called for nationwide "love vigils" for Michael Jackson on Tuesday.

The civil rights activist addressed congregants at the First African Methodist Episcopal Church on Sunday.

"We want love. That's what Michael sang about," Sharpton said. "Let's talk about love. Let the media deal with the mess, while we deal with the message."

Sharpton is urging people to gather in schools, community centers and churches to honor Jackson on Tuesday, when a public memorial service will be held at Staples Center.

Sharpton is rallying to get the U.S. Postal Service to issue a commemorative Michael Jackson stamp.

Typically, the postal service waits at least five years before issuing commemorative stamps, but Sharpton said he and Edwards hoped to sway the stamp committee.


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Wild Thing's commnet......

How about if they end up doing a stamp as Sharpton wants, the Postal service has to do a Stamp for each branch of the Military. And how about one for General Petraeus.


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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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June 29, 2009

Just a Little of This and That



Air Force One makes low altitude flight over Texas


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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company


13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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June 26, 2009

Perception






Wild Thing's comment.....


LMAO hilarious!


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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June 25, 2009

Worst Job Ever!


Massage Therapist for Models ....





Wild Thing's comment...........


LOL this is so funny. hahahaha


......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.

Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)

Dustoff 22

USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88


Posted by Wild Thing at 04:49 AM | Comments (5)

Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks




Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Buddy would say,
'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Edna always replied,
'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'


One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old...
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance....'
To this, Edna replied,
"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.''

The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for
the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.


He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word.


When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'


Buddy replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,


"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'




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....LMAO, Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69


Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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June 23, 2009

JibJab Satire of the Left's Hero Worship of Barack Obama




"JibJab puts the rock in Barack with a new, over-the-top satire that debuted in front of the President himself this Friday at the Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner!"


JibJab Obama Song Steals Show at Correspondents Dinner


Arts and Entertainment

JibJab has spoofed Obama before, but JibJab got to do it to Obama's face last night. JibJab.com, a premiere e-card site, entertained Obama and his guests at the Radio and JibJab Obama Song Steals Show at Correspondents DinnerTelevision Correspondents' Association dinner last night. JibJab sent Obama their newest e-card and song parody, in which Obama is every bit the superhero the left advertised him as, and hopes he still is.

JibJab's new song parody was sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" only with more of a rock-and-roll beat. President Obama was a JibJab superhero saving the USA, and the world, like magic.

In this world created by JibJab, Obama fixed every economic problem, karate chopped the Taliban, did battle with pirates again - and all in a red superhero outfit.

This view of Obama as a superheroic messiah has constantly been joked about and ridiculed by the right since Obama became a threat for President. JibJab used it for laughs, and to show off their e-card animation to the President and his audience.


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Wild Thing's comment.......

Wow, some of the best animation I’ve ever seen. LOL ears make the whole video.hahaha the ears popping out when Obama puts on his superhero hood! You can see his ears flap in the wind when he’s flying to get the pirates.

Obama's supporters probably think the video is a documentary. His drones really do think he’s a superhero, or worse a god, or even worse THE God.

I think it is poking fun at Obama-mania and the messianic self-image of the Chosen One, but it's so true to the view of the media and the Kool-Aid drinkers that the satire would be lost on them.


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....Thank you Rhod for sending this to me.


Rhod
Vietnam
25th Inf Div 66 and 67


Posted by Wild Thing at 08:50 AM | Comments (5)

"Colonel Jessep " Responds To Barbara Boxer




When Barbara Boxer rudely interrupts Brigadier General Michael Walsh to request she not be called "Ma'am", Colonel Jessep comes to his aid.


Posted by Wild Thing at 08:48 AM | Comments (6)

June 18, 2009

This and That From SSgt. Steve


To see amazing VIDEO.......

Please CLICK HERE to see the magnificent Magical White Deer
Fantastic, the wonders of God's creations.




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Sung by Ed Montana " Obamanation" Six Pack Music


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......Thank you SSGT Steve


SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67


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June 13, 2009

"Are Women Born This Way"....I think some are! LOL




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Wild Thing's comment........

What an adorable baby.

LMAO I swear I have never seen anything like this, a baby talkative like this.

LOL This baby reminds me of something that happened. hahahaha

My brother in law has been divorced for many years and he has a girlfriend
he has been with for almost 20 years. Her name is GiGi and she is from France, she has a very heavy French accent ,and politically is exactly like my brother in law a total socialist that hates President Bush and the war.

She is extremely talkative. So when they come to visit since we are the girls we end up visiting and chatting. That is ok for awhile but where she is able to do this chatting stuff for hours and hours non stop I get worn out. haha It isn't exactly like normal visiting, it is more like she talks and I listen and throw in the 'oh really' and 'a ha yes ' whenever she let's me. heh heh

One time when they were visiting, this happened about 15 years ago ( Calif.). I was really into working out like a bodybuilder. Three days on, one off, three on etc. Hours at the gym and I would come home completely drained, like walking in a zombie. Sometimes in the
summer I would just take my gym shoes off and dive in our pool clothes on the whole thing. Just from being so exhausted and hot.

They had arrived the night before and I was off to the gym by 7 the next morning. When I got home she was all ready for me to "listen". haha I did ok for about 2 hours then I asked I really need to go lay down for just a half hour or so, but I will be back downstairs as soon as I can.

I thought that would take care of my leaving the room. But she followed me upstairs talking the whole time, and then she sat on the lounge chair in the room as I slumped across the bed grabbing a pillow to try and sleep for my precious half hour. LOL

She would not stop, I said a silent prayer, please God, I just need a half hour and I will enter the world again. God must have chuckled at that one, and since I believe God does have a sense of humor he did not stop her. hahahhaahhaa

After 45 minutes of this, I sat up, took my pillow and announced very quietly I need to go to the dog house I will be back in awhile.

She kept talking as I left the room and as I went outside to the dog house that Nicholas had built. We had 3 St. Bernard's at the time and so he built them a little Swiss Chalet, a two story dog house with a ramp inside so they could use both floors. They were always in the house with us, but in case they wanted to go outside they had a cute place of their own. I crawled up the ramp with my pillow and had one of the best naps I have ever had. I could hear the slow breathing of the 3 St. Bernard's laying outside along the dog house and one even came in and up the ramp and put his head on my foot as I slept.

When I went back into the house all she said was...... OH I wondered where you were, you just disappeared. Hahahhaaa

So this adorable baby in this video reminded me so much of GiGi.


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....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72



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Obama Was Tricked I tell ya!



Obama did not bow to the King of Saudi Arabia...



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He was tricked...... Here's the proof


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Wild Thing's comment......

LMAO ....too funny.

Of course we all know he didn't really bow, and why? Because his people told the news people and the news people told the kool-aid drinking people to tell the right wing gun totating, Bible carrying,Constitution respecting people what they saw, when they already knew what they had seen, but the kool aid drinking people can't see without being told what they see and that has to come from the news people after they get their memo's from the Obama people.

Whew I am worn out. hahahaha




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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.


RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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June 03, 2009

Thief or Patriot?....Cemetery Squirrels Nuts About U.S. Flags



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Cemetery squirrels nuts about U.S. flags



American flags are caught high in a pine tree Thursday at Mount Hope Cemetery in Port Huron where one of two thieving cemetery squirrels had placed them for a nest. A recent high wind scattered them among the tree's branches.


Rogue rodent discovered robbing graves of Old Glory

The Times Herald


(Times Herald photos by MARK R. RUMMEL)


If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it.

A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate building a nest.

It happened not just once, but about dozen times.

"He plucks them right off," Ceglarek, superintendent of Mount Hope Cemetery in Port Huron, said of a rogue squirrel that is stealing flags. "If I didn't see it, and I didn't follow the squirrel, I never would have believed it.
"But it is a band of tree rodents."

Every Memorial Day, volunteers put small American flags next to grave stones of the about 965 veterans buried at the Krafft Road cemetery.

All the flags were undisturbed during a Mass on Memorial Day. But the next day, cemetery workers noticed the flags were disappearing -- the small, wooden staffs still were in the ground, but Old Glory itself had been removed.

At first, the cemetery's staff was confused. Then, Ceglarek spotted the thief in action.

"It looked like he had a little bandana in his mouth," he said of the squirrel.

Ceglarek has collected a handful of bare staffs. The staples used to attach the flags remain firmly in place with pieces of red, white and blue fabric stuck to them.




The squirrels' nest is in Ward L of the cemetery --a ward now conspicuously without flags.

"Clean as a whistle," Ceglarek said.

The nest, which is about 45 feet up a spruce tree, can be seen by an observant cemetery visitor as red, white and blue cloth drapes over branches.

"Maybe they are trying to tell us it is going to be a hard winter," Ceglarek said with a laugh. "Why use leaves when you can get flags?"

As Ceglarek and Celeste Silvers, the cemetery's office manager, showed off the nest Thursday, one of the squirrels sat watching in a bush about 15 feet away. The other squirrel scurried around a nearby tree.

Most years, Ceglarek said the cemetery leaves the flags up until June 14, which is Flag Day. But, he said, the policy will be revisited.

"This crew here," he said referring to the squirrels, "is going to hamper that, no doubt."
"We're going to almost have to take them out early," he said. "They have one ward almost cleared out."

The other option?

"Shoot 'em," Silvers said. "But you don't want to do that."



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Wild Thing's comment............

I love this story, I hope they don't hurt the squirrels. Maybe get them their own tiny Flags. haha or other material and drap it near the tree, they can think they are thinking of it themselves and maybe leave the Flags alone.




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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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May 31, 2009

Church Bulletin Bloopers




Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (1)

May 30, 2009

Shot Gun Golf! ~ Hilarious!!






Wild Thing's comment......


ROTFLMAO this is sooooo funny. I love it.



....Thank you JohnE PFC U.S. Army for sending this to me.



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Just a Little of This and That


The Obama Card





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Homeland Security


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This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS... twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house.



USAF Effort to Reduce Bird Strikes



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......Thank you SSGT Steve


SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67




New Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Flavor


In honor of the 44th President of the United States,

Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts
and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is
taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting
any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?




.....Thank you Chief.


Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard



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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
1965-1971
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



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A man seeking to join a Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"


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.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67


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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.




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The sign says it all!!



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.



Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...

Got a freakin' call center! It was in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.


....Thank you Horace for sending this to me.


Horace
U.S.Army
Horace Smith, Pvt. E-1, USAR
1956-1964


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Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (9)

May 28, 2009

Biden Jokes About Breaking Obama's Teleprompter




After the wind blows down the teleprompter of Vice President Biden at the Air Force Academy graduation he joked:

"what am I going to tell the President when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?"

There was a little laughter and chuckle and some barely audible clapping by a few.




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Wild Thing's comment.......

LMAO too funny. OH boy is JOE going to be in trouble now. At lesst we can have some laughs from Joe Biden.


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May 26, 2009

The Ultimate Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder




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Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL My Dad would have loved a bird feeder like this. He always tried to feed
both the birds and the squirrel's year round. But the cute little squirrel's would eat their good and then go try to party with the birds food too. haha

This squirrel is so cute and the sound effects are perfect. giggle


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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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May 25, 2009

A Story About a Big Squirrel and a Baby Squirrel





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Wild Thing's comment......

This is so adorable, I love it! Watch what happens and how it progresses......I don't want to share too much
and give away what happens. But it is very much worth watching.


....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72


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May 22, 2009

It's all attitude! Enjoy!




Fran & Marlo Cowan an older couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic and spotted a piano. They've been married for 62 years and he'll be 90 this year.



Wild Thing's comment.......

I love this and it really is true about a good attitude.



......Thank you so much Dap22 for sending this to me.


Major ( RET) Dustoff 22 (Dave)

Dustoff 22

USArmy
45th Medical Company Fort Bragg to Long Binh
VN (67-68)
Flight Instructor
USArmy Helicopter Training Center
70-88


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May 16, 2009

'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle "


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama.


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The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle .''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.


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Wild Thing's comment.......


I LOVE this! The poor turtle though, but this is the ONLY Democrat turtle in existence, see that is the way to
not feel so bad about the turtle. heh heh


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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May 15, 2009

A Little of This and That for Today


Lawn Sign




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Lifetime Carbon Offsets

U.S. Armed Forces have always been environmentally conscious, but now they’re starting a new program that should really make liberals happy. They’re going to be selling lifetime carbon offsets. You pay them their fee, and they will then kill a terrorist in a foreign land, effectively offsetting your entire carbon footprint.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam




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......Thank you SSGT Steve


SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67


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Obama Country

A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the him off his bar stool, then stomps out.

He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She's a horse's ass, too!"

Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.

He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country."
"Nope," replies the bartender. "Horse country."


.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67


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Now booking for prom season in Lancaster County, PA


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff. Who was saved?



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AMERICA!


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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.



Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent






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The Swine Flu and Winnie the Pooh



Swine flu vaccine won't be ready for next wave

A Vaccine against the Mexican swine flu is likely to arrive too late for most people, vaccine officials told New Scientist between a flurry of high-level industry meetings this week.

The US has one vaccine plant, owned by French drug giant Sanofi-Aventis, which could in theory produce enough for the US population. However, the US has no advance purchase order in place.

"It only takes three days to grow the virus in eggs, but weeks for testing and formulating," Hessel adds. That means no vaccine until September, and no real quantities until October. Then countries have to administer millions of doses, which take weeks to take effect.

In theory, countries that place new orders now might get vaccine in November.


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Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL I love this Winnie the Pooh graphic.

I have only posted about this flu once, when it first happened. Mostly I was just trying to see how much of it was the crisis thing the democrats love to push or how bad it really was.

This is just an update on the latest news.



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.



Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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May 11, 2009

"Obama Man" by Greg Morton


Canadian comedian Greg Morton weighs in on the current financial crisis and how President Obama plans to get us out of it.



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Wild Thing's comment.......

Hahahaha the guy did a good job on this.


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......Thank you SSGT Steve

SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67


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May 10, 2009

It All Started With a Butterfly




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Wild Thing's comment......

LOL well done and funny! hahahaahha That poor guy with his roof. oh my!


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.... Thank you GM Cassel for sending this to me.


GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED
US Navy
1973- 1993


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May 08, 2009

Employees and Robots at Lunchtime at the Ford Factory



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May 07, 2009

Welcome To The Future




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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL this is so well done. You can feel the relief and then the anxiety of the couple through all the questions.

On the reality side this could be happening sooner then we think.



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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May 02, 2009

A Little Of This and That









.....Thank you Chief.

Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard



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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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Leg Trying To Steal Bone ( This must be a Democrat dog, I'm thinking Pelosi here. ~ Jack)


....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69
United States Army
1965-1971
Vietnam
1968-1969
Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent




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April 30, 2009

Song of the Olga Groped-Man



photo source


A cautionary tale for anyone thinking of holding up a Russian hairdresser's:

Mark Steyn

According to Life.ru, the events unfolded on the evening of March 14 as the stylist was wrapping up her shift at the salon in the Kaluga region town of Meshchovsk.

The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.

Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.

But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.

The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.

First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaintposted on Life.ru.

Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.

"What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."

The following day, Olga filed a complaint with police, asking that Viktor be charged in the salon robbery. Life.ru posted a copy of her statement as well.


Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL oh my gosh! hahahaha I so needed this.

hahaha I bet he won't want to rob again....or maybe he will.



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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April 29, 2009

First 100 Days ~ ElRushbo and Coulter






Wild Thing's comment......

Hahaha I love when they go after Hussein Obama.



Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (4)

Attention Obama Shoppers Man Fainted in FBI Isle



Man Faints During President Obama Speech At FBI


“this happened during my political campaign all the time...”

Wild Thing's comment.......

Hussein being totally self-centered, says ‘This happened all the time at MY rallies’ rather than, ‘My goodness, let’s help that guy out’ or ‘Let’s stop a moment so the EMTs can do their thing.’

Trained to endure torture FBI agent faints at Obama speech.

Obama needing to escape his stupidity of the Fly by yesterday, man fainting is staged to show the world once again that Obama is their Messsssiiiiahhhh Muhammad.




Posted by Wild Thing at 05:44 AM

April 26, 2009

At Least He Wasn’t Talking On His Cell Phone



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Man arrested for having sex while driving drunk down Petah Tikvah highway

Haaretz.

Police arrested a 28-year-old Petah Tikvah man for drunk driving late Friday night after he was caught driving erratically on the highway while having sexual intercourse with a female passenger.

A breathalyzer test performed at the scene found that the driver had a blood-alcohol count three times the legal limit.

Police stopped the car after observing the driver veering from lane to lane erratically on highway 471 en route to Petah Tikvah. After he was stopped, they approached the car and found the driver engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger. The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road.

Police took the car to be impounded for 30 days, and the driver has been ordered to appear before a traffic court Sunday morning, where he will have his license suspended .


Wild Thing's comment........

This guys was only trying out multi-tasking. Practice! Practice! Practice!

"The driver told police he was driving wildly because his girlfriend was blocking his view of the road."

LOL hahaaha



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April 25, 2009

Don Rickles on Dean Martin Roasts : Bob Hope




Wild Thing's comment.........

LMAO I love these roasts!



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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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April 24, 2009

PVT Murphy




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April 21, 2009

Break Time








......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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......Thank you John for sending this to me.

John 5 (VN 69/70)


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"My last day at Home Depot"


.....Thank you Tim for sending this to me.

Tim
Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69



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April 16, 2009

Maxine Waters Outs The Democrat Socialists Agenda ~ LOL



California Democrat, Maxine Waters, gives away the game while grilling John Hofmeister of Shell Oil during the recent Congressional hearings.



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Wild Thing's comment......

This is so funny, I know it is serious too but they did such a good job on this. LOL


....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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April 14, 2009

Having a Bad Day? ~ LOL



I have no idea how they filmed this. But it is well done. LOL ~ Wild Thing


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April 06, 2009

Why Team Bush Beats Team Obama


Win One For The Gipper!



Final Four: Why Team Bush Beats Team Obama

Big Hollywood

by Joseph Lindsey

As the NCAA final four is again upon us I thought it would be fun to take the last four years of President Bush’s team, and square them off against President Obama’s team in a presidential team pick, and policy play.

Team Bush

Coach: The spirit of Ronald Reagan.
As a coach Reagan brings this team together with a play that’s tough, conservative and full of compassion for those who are being oppressed on both sides of the stands. He instructs his team to trudge forward no matter what the score, and to not concern themselves with attempting to get cheers from both sides of the stands or those in other leagues who don’t like the way they play. Bonus: Tear down this wall.

Center: George W. Bush.
W. in the position of center seems an odd choice for a man of his stature. Yet consensus amongst his team is that he’s the man best set to defend the basket, and the man who won’t budge in the face of hard drives up the lane, elbows, personal fouls and face spitting from opponents and their booster clubs. Bonus: Makes a decision and sticks to it.

Point Guard: Condi Rice
Not concerned with being recognized by the crowed for her sex, race or background, she brings a sense of calm and conscientious control to the overall play of the team. She’s fast and able to get the ball in the right hands at the right time. Bonus: Can play the “Star Spangled Banner” on a piano at the opening.

Shooting Guard: General David Petraeus
Creating a high volume of shots on offense he’s able to decimate the opponent with his surge, and protect the point on defense. Not looking for the limelight, trophies or magazine covers, his only concern is the advancement of the overall team and the safety of the entire crowd. Bonus: Not bothered by anti-American sentiment from Democrat-funded websites.

Small Forward: Michael V. Hayden CIA
Though his scope is global on the court he keeps a presence that’s so small and silent that once you discover he’s there, it’s too late. No leaks come from his play even though he helped write the playbook years ago at the NSA. Bonus: He’s got your cell number so cheating is difficult for opponents.

Power Forward: Dick Cheney
Plays offensively often with his back to the basket. Because of his vast experience he plays a zone defense often confusing the opposing team. His play is straight forward and unapologetic. Opposing booster clubs experience high levels of intimidation due to his unwillingness to be vocal about team play. Bonus: A rumor set forth from booster clubs about Gatorade water-boarding brings a warm wet feeling to the briefs of teams attempting to oppose him.

Cheerleaders: Weekly Standard, Wall Street Journal, Fox News, Abe Lincoln, General Patton, the US Military, Rush Limbaugh, the free marketplace, Big Hollywood and people not susceptible to cult worship.


Team Obama

Coach: George Soros
Coach Soros brings to the game a sense of “Yes we can, and here’s the check to prove it.” He tells his teams not worry about the score because he owns the company that makes the scoreboards. His gameplan is loose and full of narcotics in case his team begins to feel something they don’t like. In the event of obvious defeat, he’s willing to abort the entire match no matter how late in the game. Bonus: Pays for all spectators’ hot dogs, sodas and one of those foam fists to wave at team W.

Center: President Obama
With vast experience as a community organizer, he’s used to being surrounded by those who count on him to give them something. Hope and Change is the name of his game but because you can’t see, taste, touch or pay your bills with Hope and Change, he settles for handing the ball off to those more experienced than he. Bonus: Looks good on a t-shirt, bumper sticker, coffee mug, hand towel, wrist watch, poster, action figure, flag, mural and video game.

Point Guard: Hillary Clinton
Clearly the balls of the team and faster than most of her teammates when it comes to maneuvering around a play that may bring shame to the team or the player. Early in the season her sex seemed to be a real problem for the booster clubs and those in the stands. But now that she’s not president, they all feel she’s swell. Bonus: Husband Bill Clinton has shown her how to deal with groupies on the road.

Shooting Guard: Janet Napolitano
Though she’s never played the game at this level, she must quickly learn to be the best perimeter player on the team. Bonus: She can see Mexico from her house.

Small Forward: Leon Panetta
Primarily responsible for penetrating offense, when he does drive up the lane he does so in a manner that’s never harmful to the opponent. Bonus: Carries with him everywhere he goes the playbook written by MoveOn.org.

Power Forward: Eric Holder
Often plays with his back against his own teammates and is willing to send fellow players to the showers if too many fouls are committed in the name of victory. Bonus: When he fouls you he says, “You’re pardoned.”

Cheerleaders: MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, Hollywood, unions, t-shirt makers, Planned Parenthood, rappers, Bruce Springsteen, people in Europe, Jimmy Carter, Hamas, people that know 9/11 was an inside job, cultists, most people under 28 and those who pay no taxes.

Okay so Team Obama just got in the game, but with his line-up it’s clear why Team Bush wins in the end. Team Bush knows the cost of a game lost when the stands are full and the world is watching.




Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL this is good, very well done!!!



....Thank you Lynn for sending this to me.




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April 04, 2009

Two Trillion Tons (Obama Parody)



"I don't take credit for this song, though I wish I could. Just remember, parodies are
created to mock true events." this was posted by the person that has the video at YouTube.

CREDIT TO: Jim Gossett





Lyrics:

Obama got elected, now there is no end;
The Democrats wanna tax and spend,
Tax and spend us into bankruptcy,
With a tax-cheat runnin our Treasury.
You spend two trillion bucks, and what do you get?
No recovery but deeper in debt.
St. Peter better call me fore its too late;
I owe my soul to the welfare state!
Obama is a leftist, as he cant deny;
Govern from the center, was a great big lie.
Karl Marx Manifesto is his playbook,
And you and me soon will be on the hook.
You spend two trillion bucks, in unsecured cash;
Soon the dollar will be pure trash.
Our bond holders we have to appease;
We owe our soul to the Red Chinese.
Obama and his people are makin a mess,
Bernankes fired up the printing press,
Printin money that dont exist,
No wonder America is gettin (peeved?)
You spend two trillion bucks,
They aint done yet!
Obama and Pelosi are pilin up the debt.
I work hard for the money, this I dont deserve
We owe our souls to the Federal Reserve!



Wild Thing's comment........

LOL whoever did the song did a good job.

Obama deserves our disrespect that's for sure and he sure has mine. A rock has more
integrity then Barack Hussein Obama will ever have.


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April 03, 2009

A Very Patient Cat



Wild Thing's comment.........

This is so adorable, I love how the kitty has enough and gently but firmly guides the little puppy to stop. haha so cute!!!!


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....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


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April 02, 2009

South Park explains the mortgage crisis




Source:
American Thinker


BThomas Lifson - "Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park have a definite conservative streak, and this week's episode of the often hilariously vulgar show was no exception. The following clip is available on YouTube for now. It is eight and a half minutes long. The ending is worth the time."


Wild Thing's comment.......

Good ole South Park haha they went after Al Gore long ago too.


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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March 30, 2009

A Little Humor Break


Stuff Your Own Teddy Bear

This is from one of our Shows, San Diego Living. Ruben usually goes out into the field and does live shots from community locations.. Today he is building a bear.. but his technique is... interesting to say the least. We spoke with him afterwards he had NO IDEA he was doing what he did..

Wait for it.. and look at the expressions of the Co-Hosts during the double video box.. LOL..


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The Reality Fairy

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee outside an Illinois immigration office.

'Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'

The man told the fairy.. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Springfield on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here . .. .... and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the lake.

'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.

'Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans . .. . and -- PING! -- The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a St Louis Cardinal’s T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?' .

The fairy said 'Tough, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.'


......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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.... Thank you John for sending these to me.

John
US Navy
62-68



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.....Thank you Chief for sending this to me.

Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard



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I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
State, City & County Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to come 'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.

I hope you are now as enlightened as I am.


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When Democracy Becomes Tyranny

I STILL get to vote.




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DOD Briefing

The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told Pres. OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken,almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'

This is especially poignant since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.


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BAIL EM OUT!????



Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed, and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country and the banking system to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey!




....Thank you Mark for sending these to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



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Extractions from Military manuals, pubs, etc.

"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND." -US Marine Corps

"CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE
GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop.

"IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." -Infantry Journal

"A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M-203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST
EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT
." -Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST
BOMBED." -US. Air Force manual

"TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO." -Infantry Journal

"TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS." -U.S. Army Ordnance

"FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS." -Infantry Journal

"BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID." -David Hackworth

"IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH."
-Infantry Journal

"NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION." -Joe Gay

"ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER....ONCE." -Anon

"NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO." -Unknown Marine
Recruit

"DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU." -Infantry Journal

"IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM." -U.S.A.F.
Ammo Troop


....Thank you Lynn for sending this.


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Obama's Sharp Parot!....LOL I love these jokes!

So, Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender asks, "Hey, where did you get that thing?"

Parrot says....Kenya, they're all over the place.


....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

Tom
US Army Aviation
Vietnam 1966-68
US Army Special Forces
1970-72



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New Tool for Men



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



Posted by Wild Thing at 07:47 AM | Comments (3)

No Time for Sergeants ~ LMAO



No Time for Sergeants (1958) Latrine Inspection




No Time for Sergeants - Don Knotts debut "Manual Dexterity"




LOL I love this film. I first saw it about 10 years ago and I laughed so hard, and it still makes me laugh. These are just two of the scenes from the movie.


Posted by Wild Thing at 07:40 AM | Comments (2)

March 29, 2009

President Reagan Tells Obama To Shut Up! ~ LOL



Reagan Tells Obama To Shut Up!




Posted by Wild Thing at 05:40 AM | Comments (2)

March 26, 2009

Sweatin' With the Socialists


Sweatin' With the Socialists


An exercise video that will keep you up on your feet for hours to the voice of your favorite president, Barack Obama! Join Nancy Pelosi as she leads you through thousands of annoying exuberant clapping exercises to the voice of President Obama. Spring into action as Pelosi keeps you on your feet during this highly engaging video.




Wild Thing's comment......

LOL this si so funny and very clever what she came up with. I love how our side will always be creative even if we are mad as hell.
hahaha

God Bless America, OUR America NOT Obama's !


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:58 PM | Comments (2)

March 25, 2009

Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter


A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter



Wild Thing's comment........

LMAO gosh I love the things that Iowahawk does. hahaha this really shows how he cannot
speak at all without one. heh heh



....Thank you Horace for sending this to me.


Horace
U.S.Army
Horace Smith, Pvt. E-1, USAR
1956-1964


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:45 AM | Comments (2)

March 19, 2009

How Pilots Should Talk ~ Don't Miss This One! LMAO




Wild Thing's comment.......

This is hilarious, I love it. Enjoy!


.....Thank you BobF, for sending this to me.

BobF
SMSgt, USAF
1973 - 1999


Posted by Wild Thing at 07:48 AM | Comments (4)

March 18, 2009

Jackie Mason Defends Calling Obama "Schvartze"




Furor Over Jackie Mason Calling President Obama a 'Schvartza'

source

New York, NY

Comedian Jackie Mason used what some say is a racial epithet in describing President Barack Obama during his act Thursday night, infuriating at least several people in the crowd.

During a performance at Feinstein's at Loews Regency in NYC, Mason referred to Obama as a "schwartza" -- some say it's equivalent to the "N" word -- others say it's just part of the Yiddish culture and a literal translation of the word "Black." We're told one person walked out fuming, "He's more offensive to the Jews than Madoff tonight."
TMZ spoke with Mason by phone, and he was outraged at the criticism, saying, "I'm not going to defend myself. Chris Rock has told a lot more jokes about whites than I have against Blacks. What about the demeaning words Blacks say about Jews?"
Mason added, "If it's a racist society, the white people are the ones being persecuted because they have to defend themselves."
Mason called people like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson "professional racists." Mason added, "I'm an old Jew. I was raised in a Jewish family where 'schwartza' was used. It's not a demeaning word and I'm not going to defend myself."
And there was this parting shot: "I'm more talented than Oprah Winfrey and look at how much she makes. I can't even make a living."

Rev. Al Sharpton sent a statement saying: "At this stage in Jackie's life and career he should get our prayers more than our responses. It is sad that maybe he forgot he used the same term against Mayor David Dinkins when he was elected the first African-American Mayor of New York City and got in trouble for it. As for him attacking me, maybe he forgot that he has had me on his TV show and has taken me to dinner and commended me for forgiving a white male who tried to kill me by stabbing me while I was leading a non-violent march. I'm sure Jackie just forgot."




Wild Thing's comment.........

Good grief, well he didn't call him a SOCIALIST! lMAO

This uproar about what Jackie said is stupid, THEY have a half black president they should be happy now and waiting for the "change" ( $$$$$ )

So I say God bless Jackie he did nothing wrong. He is a talented comedian and has brought laughter to the world.
I hope he doesn’t back down from the race hustling apology demanders.

I’m so tired of people who are looking to be insulted.

Jackie Mason, self-proclaimed "Ultimate Jew," speaks out on Barack Obama's lies.




....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.



Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:50 AM | Comments (16)

A Journey Back in Time



A commercial featuring the stars of Bonanza, Bewitched and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. showing off Chevrolet's 1965 range of vehicles.

See Lorne Greene, Pernell Roberts, Dan Blocker and Michael Landon, Robert Vaughn, Elizabeth Montgomery, Agnes Moorehead and Dick York on the Bonanza set.


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Wild Thing's comment..........

This was a feel good video, I remember these TV shows, actors and cars too. giggle.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (4)

March 17, 2009

Join Me in Some Fun in a Time Out


A Gun Show that actually offers accommodations for the Anti-Gun protesters!


LMAO I love this one!



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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Ravages of War?
Here is a photo of what's left of Gaza after the Israeli's pulled their troops back...

WAIT... OUR MISTAKE - CORRECTION: This photo is what's left of the Mall in Washington DC after the democrats left the inauguration.


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Did y’all see those recent articles about the present administration rationing health care particularly for the older old people?

Well, take a look at the ages of some of the US Senators – there is the place to start!! Of course the oldest are Democrats. They haven’t had a new idea since Karl Marx. Let them go, Barack!


CLICK to see the LIST below.........

List of current U.S. Senators by age

As of January 24, 2009, 1 Senator is in his 90s, 3 are in their 80s, 19 are in their 70s, 36 are in their 60s, 31 are in their 50s, 9 are in their 40s, and 0 are in their 30s.




......Thank you SSGT Steve


SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67


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This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!! CLICK to see video!!!
Remember Aretha's hat???? Aretha Takes Flight At Inaugural !



.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

Larry
tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
39TH COMBAT ENGRS BN
Dec 66 - Dec 67




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BEST doormat ever!!!!LMAO gosh I would lvoe one of these,. heh heh


The media found out Sully is a Republican!

....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67





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America's Smartest Woman

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former US President, a US Secretary of State and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America". So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, Ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."


.....Thank you Tim for sending this to me.

Tim
Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69



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EMERGENCY ROOM....

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Marine Corps Cammies and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't
that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.


.... Thank you John for sending this to me.

John
US Navy
62-68



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....Thank you Richard.




Posted by Wild Thing at 06:40 AM | Comments (2)

March 07, 2009

Friendship of Bella and Tarra



Carol Buckley's Hohenwald, TN Elephant Sanctuary



Wild Thing's comment.........

I just love animal stories, this one is unigue with the elephant and the little dog.



....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (4)

March 06, 2009

Throwing Abe Lincoln Under The Bus


Obama use to say that Abe Lincoln was his favorite president, but now he has a different favorite and you can tell by the intensity of his stare that no one (in his mind) will ever be greater ........





Wild Thing's comment.........

LMAO you can just feel the LOVE....hahaha but it is from Obama TO Obama. Great photo capture of this moment. hahahahahahaha



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (8)

March 04, 2009

$81 Billion for Gas Fill-up




Man Charged $81 Billion for Gas Fill-up

News 10 ABC

SPOKANE, WA -- Juan Zamora of Washignton State says a normal trip to the gas station turned into an $81 billion mistake when he filled-up his gas tank earlier this week.

Zamora commutes from Spokane to the Hanford Nuclear Reservation in Richland, WA. Making the drive 4 times per week equates to 700 miles and $100 in gas every week.

Zamora returned home to hear an automated voicemail explain his purchase at a local gas station was approved for $81,400,836,908.

"I didn't believe the amount myself," he said. "So I played it over and over again."

Over and over again he heard the same amount: $81,400,836,908.

Zamora says it took hours of work on the phone to clear the billions of dollars of debt, but in the end the bank realized what happened.

"All in all I lost a couple of hours of work," he said. "But I knocked a huge debt off."

And he gained an unforgettable story.



Wild Thing's comment........

OH my gosh what a story. LOL I think I would have fainted at first. haha



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:47 AM | Comments (2)

Denny's New Breakfast Special


Denny's new breakfast special......

In honor of the mother of the octuplets,

Denny's is offering a new Breakfast meal:

You get fourteen eggs, no sausage,

And the guy next to you has to pay the bill.






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Wild Thing's commnet.........

LOL this is great.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



Posted by Wild Thing at 06:44 AM | Comments (2)

February 28, 2009

A Little of This and That


No matter how hard he tried,
he was always the first one found during
camouflage exercises



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Friendship only goes so far



Wild Thing's comment...........

LMAO these are funny! With all the things going on we all appreciate so much laughter even more then usual.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



Posted by Wild Thing at 05:44 AM

February 27, 2009

Meant To Be a Satirical Site



The forum is a parody website.Apparently it is meant to make fun of those Obama supporters who really believe those far out ideas.

It was either started by Paulites as satire, or infiltrated by Paulites to destroy it.

If it has been started by Ron Paul people and it looks like is has, ,then it is like a few before it. Almost everyone there is a Ron Paul supporter and they all hate Obama. It seems to be from the same Ron Paul supporters who did a Fred Thompson forum during the election.

Here is Ron Paul's Forum where they are kidding about it and taking credit for it.

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?p=1963948


The Obama Forum

OBAMA NATION WATCH ~ Keeping an eye on our enemies

Tattle on your parents.........The Obama Youth Brigade The Mandatory Obama Youth Paramilitary Service Program. Be Part Of It!

Looking around there is a thread at the site called :"“How will Lord Obama get rid of all of the Whitey’s” thread. One guy’s username is Da Cracka Smacka. "

Some of the screen names:

Amabocanssikmyssa, Black House, Black Lincoln, Blackie Chan, bob, Charles Rangel, Che Guevara, Chef, CommunismRules, crapshoot, FREDSAVAGE, freetagoodhome, Fxjohn, Goodbye Kitty, Gran0la, GranWizard, Guilty White Liberal, Hassan the Assasin, HATE-B-ing-white, Howard Dean, imnoracist2, Larry Sinclair, Libtard, Little-Acorn, loose cannon democrat, Mandingo, McCain’sMyPrez, Moe Teasuh, monback, mtnman37879hotmail.com, MTVrox, Nancy Pelosi, NARWHAL, Nobama_in_2012, ObamaIn2012, Obamalammadingdong, ObamaMama, Respect My Authority, shepard smith, shop tom, SickleandHammer, smackdemhos, Soraya, Spear_Chuck_R, Studious One, SunshineButterfly, SweepDemLegz, Ted Nugent, Welfare_Queen, wheresmyfreesh#t.


Wild Thing's comment........

That is all the information I could find out about the site. The link John sent helped a lot to get me started.

This kind of thing can be very funny and there are some things at the forum that are, like some of thoe screen names, but like John said too it is also alarming when some followers of Obama take it seriously and the things they say are scary to say the least. Especially since we all know about Obama's Youth Program he wants to do.



.... Thank you John for sending this to me.

John
US Navy
62-68


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:44 AM | Comments (2)

February 26, 2009

'Honk if you will pay my mortgage'




Hot new bumper 'snicker' is a sign of the times

wnd

A brand new bumper sticker is making its debut on the highways and byways across America. No word yet on any concrete offers to those displaying the permanent, removable, magnetized original offering from the WND Superstore. But it is making Americans chuckle from coast to coast.


Bumper sticker



Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL this is a great idea. I wonder if a lot of people actually are putting this on their car. haahhaa Love it !



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67



Posted by Wild Thing at 04:50 AM | Comments (5)

Paying Taxes the Obamanation Way ( Cartoons )
















Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL these are good. I can't wait to show these to the business that does our taxes. They are Republicans and will love to see these.



....Thank you Lynn for sending these to me.


Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (3)

How To Know You Are Shopping In Texas





Wild Thing's comment........

LMAO gosh I love this. Nothing like shop till you drop. heh heh




....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

Army Combat Engineers
67-69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent



Posted by Wild Thing at 04:40 AM | Comments (5)

February 25, 2009

Taxpayers Clearing House Prize Patrol



Taxpayers Clearing House Prize Patrol delivers large checks to Citibank and Amtrak, gets them signed by Sen. Snow, Sen. Schumer, confronts Tim Geithner with wads of cash and delivers invoices to taxpayers.


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Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL I think whoever made this did a really good job.


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:55 AM | Comments (9)

February 23, 2009

What A Wonderful Day




Wild Thing's comment..........

I love this video. It is truly a feel good video.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:45 AM | Comments (5)

February 20, 2009

A Little Time Out



ROTFL..... ..... Obama getting Kentucky Fried Chicken thrown instead of shoes


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LOL this is great, because Obama and his ego keep telling us how he did it all by himself. He wants the credit for everything. He won't listen to anyone else unless they worship him and agree with him. Intimidates those who don't agree with him and whines on and on about those that said no to him. I bet we will be hearing how the Republicans voted NO on the stimulus bill for months.



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A protest march that many would be willing to join in. hahahaha


Wild Thing's comment...........

LMAO good ones ! These are all from RAC.



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (5)

February 18, 2009

The Word "President" Replaces N-Word News Clip


President replaces N-Word News Clip


NY1 did this story on how everyone’s using the word President instead of the N-Word.






Wild Thing's comment......


LMAO this is so funny. As RAC said, there is no cure for stupid. hahaha SO TRUE!



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (6)

February 14, 2009

Get Your MONEY for NOTHING from BRO BHO!


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Comrades, we are entering DIRE economic $TRAIT$...

~ Darth

MONEY for NOTHING from BRO BHO!

I want my... I want my... I want my $TIMULU$ please
Now look at them yo-yo's
That's the way you do it
You voted in BRO BHO for the DNC
No need to be working, that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your welfare checks for free

Now suckers will be working, that's the way you do it
Let me tell you these conservatives are dumb
Maybe they'll get blisters on their fingers
Maybe they'll get blisters on their thumbs

Chumps gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
Krackers gotta move refridgerators
Losers gotta lift plasma color T.V.'s

That Wallstreeter in pin-stripes all dressed up
Right On BRO BHO! Clean cut and combed his hair
That corporate exec got his own jet airplane
That corporate exec is a billionaire

Chumps gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
Krackers gotta move refridgerators
Losers gotta lift plasma color T.V.'s

Can ya dig it? can ya dig it?
I should have learned to play the guitar
I should have learned to play them drums
Check out that snow bunny!
She got it going on in the camera
Man YES WE CAN sure have some

And he's up there. What's that?
HAWAIIAN noises?
BRO BHO banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
Yeah he has got your coin
That's the way Obamanation does it
Get your money for nothing and your welfare checks for free

Chumps gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
Krackers gotta move refridgerators
Losers gotta lift plasma color T.V.'s

Listen up Obamanation
The suckers will be working
That's the way we do it
We voted in BRO BHO for the DNC
We don't have to be working
That's the way we do it

Money for nothing and your welfare checks for free
Money for nothing and sub-prime homes for free

Get your money for nothing. Get your college tuitions for free
Money for nothing and your welfare checks for free

Look at that. Look at that
Get your money for nothing
Get your mortgage payments for free

I want my... I want my... I want my $TIMULU$ please
Easy. easy

WE AIN'T WORKING!

(Dire Straits #1 hit for three weeks on the charts in June 1985: MONEY FOR NOTHING from their album 'Brothers in Arms').


Wild Thing's comment.........

Thank you so much for your rendition of this song. Excellent!!!


....Thank you Darth for sending the article to me.

Darth
U.S. Airforce
C-5 loadmaster
84-97


Posted by Wild Thing at 06:47 AM | Comments (10)

February 11, 2009

A Little Time Out



....Thank you Lynn for sending this to me.


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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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Money Saving Tips......

In these harsh times we all seem to be looking for ways to stretch our meagre salaries or savings out. I hope my following suggestions may give some ideas how to best manage in these dark days:

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

HOMEOWNERS: Prevent burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.

SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y,

DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.

HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping cart and the other in your coat pocket.

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Goodwill, they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty cents.

OLD people, if you feel cold indoors this winter, simply pop outside for ten minutes without a coat, when you go back inside you will really feel the benefit.

MIX tea with coffee, and leave in the fridge to cool. Hey presto! Toffee.

MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill.

SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.

WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't care less anyway and you could use the saved energy to vaccuum the house afterwards


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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Glory Hole - Monticello Dam, California

A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir.

This is the 'Glory Hole' at Monticello dam, and it's the largest in the world of this type of spillway - its size enabling it to consume 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.



Bingham Canyon Mine, Utah

This is supposedly the largest man-made excavation on earth.

Extraction began in 1863 and still continues today, the pit increasing in size constantly. In its current state, the hole is a mile deep and 2.5 miles wide.




The Money Hole!

This is the famous " Washington Rat Hole" that you all know about. It is capable of swallowing trillions and trillions of U.S. dollars annually!

Never to be heard from again.


....Thank you JohnE PFC U.S. Army for sending this to me.



Posted by Wild Thing at 04:44 AM | Comments (8)

February 10, 2009

Obamanation: "Give Pork A Chance!"



In honor of the flower power weeds of yesterday and today, I thought of no better way to commemorate Obamanation than with John Lennon and Yoko Oinko's INSTANT KARMA hit from their SHAVED FISH album....

INSTANT OBAMA from the new Sliced Pork album that cries to "Give Pork A Chance!"

Instant Obama's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head.
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead!
What in the world are you thinking of?
Laughing in the face of God above!
What in Obamanation are you trying to do?
Socialism and Marxism are up to you.... Yeah you!

Instant Obama's gonna get you
Hit you right in your wallet's space.
Better get your $AVING$ ready for CHANGE comrades
And join Obamanation's new world socialist race.
How in the world are you going to see?
Laughing at the conservative fools like me
Who in the hell do you think you are -
Michael Moore? Move On Dot Commie or an OD rock star?
Well, right you are!

Well we collectively all shine on
Like the moon bats and the rap stars and the sun.
Well we all collectively shine on
Everyone come on!

Instant Obama's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off of your hard working feet.
Better give everything to your brothers
And to everyone you meet!
Why in the world are we here?
No, not to live any more in pain and fear.
Why on earth are you over there?
When we're everywhere!
COME AND GET YOUR WELFARE!!

Well the Baracksheviks shine on
Like the Marxists, the Socialists, the liberals and the sun
Yeah we comrades all shine on
Come on and on and on on on!
Yeah yeah.... Alright, uh huh, ah........


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Wild Thing's comment......

This is great, thank you so much Darth for what you did with this. LOL it is really well done.



....Thank you Darth.

Darth
U.S. Airforce
C-5 loadmaster
84-97


Posted by Wild Thing at 04:47 AM | Comments (5)

February 09, 2009

Obama Gives Pep Talk To Naval Cadets (Humor)



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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL I seriously LOVE this photo. hahahahahaha

I know this is a joke but I bet I could imagine how they would want to go to sleep. I think Obama is an extremely boreing speaker. More now then ever. I am tired of his constant whine and complaing.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


Posted by Wild Thing at 05:47 AM | Comments (4)

February 06, 2009

A Picture Says It All




I was hoping that she would belt out some classic James Brown after Barak Hussein was sworn in. heh heh I wasn't a fan of the yellow dresss, but I guess it was better then a blue stained dress.


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So THIS is where we get it from.





Wild Thing's comment.........

LOVE the humor in the top one and the boittom one. LMAO

The middle one reminds me of the day I found out China had loaned our country money. I almost fell off my chair. The USA borrowing money from a communist country, and the fact we borrowed at all was a huge disappointment to me.

But I do so love how funny the top and lower images are. LOL We need to remember to laugh when we can too because when we see what has happened in only 18 days of Obama destruction and we have 4 years of this, it is very scary to me.


......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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February 03, 2009

Blind Man - Levi's ~ LOL



Wild Thing's commnet.......

LOL this is very funny and I think it is cute how they did this.



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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January 29, 2009

Road Sign Means Something Else ~ LOL








No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else

The New York Times..EUROPE

CRAPSTONE, England

When ordering things by telephone, Stewart Pearce tends to take a proactive approach to the inevitable question “What is your address?”

He lays it out straight, so there is no room for unpleasant confusion. “I say, ‘It’s spelled “crap,” as in crap,’ ” said Mr. Pearce, 61, who has lived in Crapstone, a one-shop country village in Devon, for decades.

Disappointingly, Mr. Pearce has so far been unable to parlay such delicate encounters into material gain, as a neighbor once did.

“Crapstone,” the neighbor said forthrightly, Mr. Pearce related, whereupon the person on the other end of the telephone repeated it to his co-workers and burst out laughing. “They said, ‘Oh, we thought it didn’t really exist,’ ” Mr. Pearce said, “and then they gave him a free something.”

In the scale of embarrassing place names, Crapstone ranks pretty high. But Britain is full of them. Some are mostly amusing, like Ugley, Essex; East Breast, in western Scotland; North Piddle, in Worcestershire; and Spanker Lane, in Derbyshire.

Others evoke images that may conflict with residents’ efforts to appear dignified when, for example, applying for jobs.

These include Crotch Crescent, Oxford; Titty Ho, Northamptonshire; Wetwang, East Yorkshire; Slutshole Lane, Norfolk; and Thong, Kent. And, in a country that delights in lavatory humor, particularly if the word “bottom” is involved, there is Pratts Bottom, in Kent, doubly cursed because “prat” is slang for buffoon.

As for Penistone, a thriving South Yorkshire town, just stop that sophomoric snickering.

“It’s pronounced ‘PENNIS-tun,’ ” Fiona Moran, manager of the Old Vicarage Hotel in Penistone, said over the telephone, rather sharply. When forced to spell her address for outsiders, she uses misdirection, separating the tricky section into two blameless parts: “p-e-n” — pause — “i-s-t-o-n-e.”

Several months ago, Lewes District Council in East Sussex tried to address the problem of inadvertent place-name titillation by saying that “street names which could give offense” would no longer be allowed on new roads.

“Avoid aesthetically unsuitable names,” like Gaswork Road, the council decreed. Also, avoid “names capable of deliberate misinterpretation,” like Hoare Road, Typple Avenue, Quare Street and Corfe Close.

(What is wrong with Corfe Close, you might ask? The guidelines mention the hypothetical residents of No. 4, with their unfortunate hypothetical address, “4 Corfe Close.” To find the naughty meaning, you have to repeat the first two words rapidly many times, preferably in the presence of your fifth-grade classmates.)

The council explained that it was only following national guidelines and that it did not intend to change any existing lewd names.

Still, news of the revised policy raised an outcry.

“Sniggering at double entendres is a loved and time-honored tradition in this country,” Carol Midgley wrote in The Times of London. Ed Hurst, a co-author, with Rob Bailey, of “Rude Britain” and “Rude UK,” which list arguably offensive place names — some so arguably offensive that, unfortunately, they cannot be printed here — said that many such communities were established hundreds of years ago and that their names were not rude at the time.
“Place names and street names are full of history and culture, and it’s only because language has evolved over the centuries that they’ve wound up sounding rude,” Mr. Hurst said in an interview.

Mr. Bailey, who grew up on Tumbledown Dick Road in Oxfordshire, and Mr. Hurst got the idea for the books when they read about a couple who bought a house on Butt Hole Road, in South Yorkshire.

The name most likely has to do with the spot’s historic function as a source of water, a water butt being a container for collecting water. But it proved to be prohibitively hilarious.

“If they ordered a pizza, the pizza company wouldn’t deliver it, because they thought it was a made-up name,” Mr. Hurst said. “People would stand in front of the sign, pull down their trousers and take pictures of each other’s naked buttocks.”

The couple moved away.

The people in Crapstone have not had similar problems, although their sign is periodically stolen by word-loving merrymakers. And their village became a stock joke a few years ago, when a television ad featuring a prone-to-swearing soccer player named Vinnie Jones showed Mr. Jones’s car breaking down just under the Crapstone sign.

In the commercial, Mr. Jones tries to alert the towing company to his location while covering the sign and trying not to say “crap” in front of his young daughter.

The consensus in the village is that there is a perfectly innocent reason for the name “Crapstone,” though it is unclear what that is. Theories put forth by various residents the other day included “place of the rocks,” “a kind of twisting of the original word,” “something to do with the soil” and “something to do with Sir Francis Drake,” who lived nearby.
Jacqui Anderson, a doctor in Crapstone who used to live in a village called Horrabridge, which has its own issues, said that she no longer thought about the “crap” in “Crapstone.”
Still, when strangers ask where she’s from, she admitted, “I just say I live near Plymouth.”



Wild Thing's comment..........

LOL I have heard of some weird names for some cities and towns but I think the ones in this article beats them all. hahaha



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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January 22, 2009

This Is Priceless!!!





Wild Thing's comment..........


LMAO gosh I love this. heh heh


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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January 20, 2009

Some Fun and Humor For All Of Us



Traffic jams to Obama's Inauguration


....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

Tom
Army Aviation
Army Airborne Infantry Special Forces
Crewchief/ Observer
66-68



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....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67




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Available soon at a "re-distribution" center near you.... Delicious when served with "ACORN" squash!

WARNING: Consumption may cause need for "Joe the Plumber"!



......Thank you SSGT Steve for sending this to me.


SSGT Steve Gaston, USMC
Big D Detachment


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Obama's Secret Service


 


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam





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The fearless bird lies in wait every day and pounces at a corner shop in Aberdeen when the door opens.

He sneaks in, grabs his spicy Doritos, then flies off with them in his beak and shares them with other birds.

The seagull, nicknamed Sam by staff and customers, has become so popular locals have started paying for his crisps.

"Everyone is amazed by the seagull.

"For some reason he only takes that one particular kind of crisps, nothing else will do for him. But he's got it down to a fine art. He waits until there are no customers around and I'm standing behind the till, then he raids the place."

Bosses at the RS McColl shop have now decided to keep the door closed to try to deter Sam.

But customers have taken pity on the bird and have started donating money to keep him in Doritos.

He's becoming a bit of a celebrity. Seagulls are usually not that popular but Sam is a star because he's so funny."



Thank you Tim for sending this to me.

Tim Godfrey
Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69



Wild Thing's comment......

There will be so much in the news today about what is going on I thought it might be nice to just take a deep breath and relax a bit. The cult of O, will be doing their thing.

Thank you all that sent me these things, some of them I have saved for today,.



Posted by Wild Thing at 05:48 AM | Comments (6)

What Do Retired People Do All Day?


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'



He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a ####-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age



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Wild Thing's comment..............

LMAO I love this one!!


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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January 11, 2009

Golden Retriever Puppy with Baby Kittens







Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL this is so cute, one of the kitties decides the puppy is ok to make a friend with. haha It is so cute to see how the interplay goes on between the two of them.


Posted by Wild Thing at 04:48 AM | Comments (5)

Copper Clappers




Wild Thing's comment........

LOL this is always good.

hahahaha


....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

Mark
3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


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January 09, 2009

Are Men and Women Really That Different ~ LOL



Wild Thing's comment.........

LMAO this is so funny.



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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January 06, 2009

Dog & Cheetah Good Friends





Wild Thing's comment........

I love this, they are both so cute!!!!


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News Lite: Dog Shoplifts Bone from Store LOL





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January 02, 2009

DON'T TAZ ME BRO !


DON'T TAZ ME BRO ! LMAO oh my gosh this is hilarous!






Buit he does not learn......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk&feature=related


He does not even learn when he calls the Police himself to come to his house.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fds_hupE2vQ&feature=related



......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



Posted by Wild Thing at 06:30 PM

Top THIS One For A Speeding Ticket ~ LOL


Aerial of a US Marine Corps (USMC) F/A-18 Hornet, Marine Fighter Attack Squadron-115 (VMFA-115), Silver Eagles, Beaufort, South Carolina (SC), armed with AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles (wing tips), a GBU-12 (left), and a MK-83 1,000 lbs Joint Direct Attack Munition (JDAM) during Operation IRAQI FREEDOM



Top THIS One For A Speeding Ticket

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:

Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down. Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location. Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position. The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi Joseph Mormando
LtCol USMC



.... Thank you Tim for sending this to me.

Tim was a Doorgunner
Division Recon
1st of the 9th, 1st Cav Division
68-69



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December 31, 2008

Uncle Jay Explains: Year-end! 12-22-08



Uncle Jay Explains: Year-end! 12-22-08




Wild Thing's comment..........

LMAO this guy is so good. Love how he does a run down of the crazy 2008 year.


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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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December 21, 2008

Sunday Humor









Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL I thought these were really funny.


......Thank you RAC for sending these to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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December 18, 2008

Government Bailout Made Clear ~ LOL



How the US government came up with the great American bailout



Wild Thing's comment.....

Well now that explains it all. hahahhaa


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December 17, 2008

Why Arabs Throw Shoes




Wild Thing's comment.......

LMAO jerks!


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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December 14, 2008

Tis The Season



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Wild Thing's comment.......


LMAO, I laughed so hard at this. It made me think of the woman in the video that is going to be in for the shock of her life when Obama is not there to fill her gas tank and pay her mortage.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam


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November 18, 2008

Animal Friendship Between Different Species




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November 08, 2008

Cat vs. The Printer





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Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL this is great, I love kitties. hahaha

I had one once that would play pool. She would lay on the pool table we used to have and use her back legs to kick the balls into the pockets across the table. She was really good at it too. hahaa


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......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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November 03, 2008

“Bearack Obama”


Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party.. as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed “Bearack Obama”




Wild Thing's comment........

LOL I love this bear and he must have hit his head or something and then became a democrat. hahaha Most of the bears I klnow are all conservative.





......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



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October 29, 2008

Wizard of Washington



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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL this is a very well done video. hahahaa It has a lot of the characters in it we have been dealing with, the good and the bad.


......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam



Posted by Wild Thing at 04:47 AM

A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter





Posted by Wild Thing at 04:40 AM

October 17, 2008

McCain Wins and Obama Bombs Out At The Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner


Senators John McCain and Barack Obama spoke at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York City. The annual charity event was the last scheduled appearance of the presidential candidates on the same stage before the November election and offered an opportunity for each candidate to make humorous remarks about themselves, the other candidate, and the election campaign.

McCain’s remarks were flat out hilarious, totally stole the show, he got a standing ovation, and "That One" ( Obama) was not so funny and received meager applause.

John McCain has quite the comedic timing!!! He COMPLETELY rocked the house, and managed to make some stinging points at the same time.

My bet is that someone like Dennis Miller wrote his speech, but whoever wrote it, they should win a comedic political speech award, if there is one. I especially enjoyed him setting up Obama at the end…very creative! And, hilarious!


The A.E. Smith Memorial Dinner

McCain speaking........Al Smith Dinner Part 1





McCain Speaking......Al Smith Dinner Part 2



Obama at Al Smith Dinner -Part 1


Obama at Al Smith Dinner -Part 2- this video Obama brings up Rudy and it does not go over well, you will hear a small, very small polite applause but more like a feeling of being uncomfortable filling the room



Quotes from Barack at last night’s dinner:

“Contrary to the rumors, I was not born in a manger,” Obama said.

“But to name my greatest strength I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome.”

These are actual quotes from the M(ass)iah himself as seen on the Obama video's.


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October 06, 2008

Democrat Voters



Video is called: "I am voting Democrat"




Wild Thing's comment...........

Good one!!!!
The professor talking about hope....change....change for hope....then he realizes he doesn't know what he is talking about....hahaha!

Actually the Democrat party should change it's name now. The Socialist party, communist party, the Nationalist Socialists...something like these would be more appropriate.



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September 18, 2008

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator





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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

LOL Mine is

Wild Thing, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Hook Tuneup Palin


And with my legal name

Guzzle Red Palin

Nick's Angry Old Salt name

Falter Locust Palin

Using Nick's legal name

Beretta Hockey Palin


Some of our relatives names I put in to see what they came up with..... LOL

Can Lightning Palin
Roller Texas Palin
Copper Catfish Palin
Spine Breeder Palin
Moose Roadster Palin
Ammo Canal Palin
Commander Coalfire Palin
Clip Dragon Palin
Fleck Rookie Palin
Turbine Yukon Palin


Hahha this was fun


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August 20, 2008

Red State Update at Saddleback Forum


Red State Update at Saddleback Forum Pt. 1


Pt. 2-Red State Update at Saddleback Forum



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August 17, 2008

Don Rickles on Dean Martin Roasts Reagan





Wild Thing's comment...........

LMAO I love Don Rickles he is so funny.

Like Mark said, do you think Obama could take this kind of ribbing? hahhaa no

This is great. Reagan will always be missed.



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.


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August 10, 2008

Have You Ever Seen A Baby Panda Sneeze?






LOL this is so cute. It is the baby that sneezes and catches the Mommy off guard. hahaha



....Thank you Col. Clary for sending this to me.


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August 09, 2008

Singing Puppies To Sleep





....Thank you Yankeemom, this is adorable!

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July 26, 2008

Republican (my title) Bear Climbs Into Hammock


Bear Climbs Into Hammock

A Highland Lakes, New Jersey woman captures on her home video camera a bear climbing into a hammock in her backyard





LOL you just knew I would love this video. heh heh


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July 16, 2008

The Latest JibJab



CLICK ON LINK HERE


This is the latest JibJab.

To see the video please........LINK HERE


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June 16, 2008

Obama and McCain In Iraq Together?





These guys are so funny.


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June 10, 2008

Some Politcal Humor from Denny Crane ~ LOL




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Wild Thing's comment........

Denny Crane is a character on a TV series, this scene is from one of the shows where the Republican party came to Denny Crane's office and was interviewing him to run for President. LOL It is a a very funny scene.

The TV show is called " Boston Legal".

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June 07, 2008

Holy Hand Grenade





And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."



Wild Thing's comment........

For something non political haha

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June 04, 2008

Know Your Weapon ~ LOL


Guy Almost Kills Everyone While Celebrating with His AK-47 - Oh my gosh!





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May 21, 2008

President Reagan We Miss You



A montage of President Reagan at his comedic best.




....Thank you Tom for sending this to me.

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May 10, 2008

Saturday Night Funnies


DemocRATS Want A NEW Direction

Will Rogers once said " I do not belong to any organized political party - I'm a Democrat",.


Official Democratic Party campaign car designed exactly the way Obama and Clinton lay out their campaign message.





.....Thank you Mark, this is so funny.


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....Thank you Cuchieddie for this video. LOL


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.... Thank you SSgt Steve


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.... Thank you Jack.


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...I am having a blonde moment, Lynn sent me a very funny joke and now I can't find it. hahaha


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May 02, 2008

Detroit City Council Hearing Adjourned Amid Shouting Match



A Detroit City Council special investigative session into a police whistle-blower lawsuit settlement erupted into a yelling match when President Pro Tem Monica Conyers made claims that she was being disrespected.

The argument began when Conyers asked an independent attorney who was testifying if the council could be sued by Detroit residents for approving the $8.4-million lawsuit settlement.

Councilwoman JoAnn Watson said: "They can sue you; I voted no."

Conyers told Watson to stop interrupting and disrespecting her. She added: "We all know how you voted; you don't have to keep repeating it."

Moments later, Conyers interrupted Council President Ken Cockrel as he was questioning Carl Edwards, the Detroit attorney. Cockrel reminded Conyers that he had the floor and banged his gavel repeatedly.

Conyers railed: "You're not my Daddy. You're not going to disrespect me. Grow up! Control your house and learn how to treat women."

Cockrel told Conyers that she was "one to talk."

Conyers also made repeated mocking reference to Cockrel as Shrek, the green, grumpy and rotund ogre from the animated film.

As the council members yelled at each other, residents attending the hearings yelled, as well. "You're disrespecting the citizens!" and "This is a shame!"

Cockrel took a quick recess to regain order before then breaking for lunch.



Detroit City Councilwoman Monica Conyers get taken to the woodshed by an eight grader. Monica Conyers is the wife of Michigan Congressman, John Conyers.

That girl was great! Conyers trying to deflect back to the kid “haven’t you ever done that?” Girl: “But we are children, you are an adult!”

I think that girl proved herself more an adult then Conyers . LOL! The young girl Kierra certainly had her number — and she recognized the BS as it flowed. I loved the look on her face at the end of the clip!


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April 26, 2008

History Lesson ~ LOL



SAM KINISON AS PROFESSOR TURGUSON IN BACK TO SCHOOL.

Sam Kinison as Professor Turgunson in " Back to School".




LMAO I have always loved this scene.

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April 02, 2008

911 Burger King Call ~ LOL




Wild Thing's comment.........

LMAO I have been very lucky in my life. I never had any girlfriends that were this much of an air head. hahahahaha



....Thank you RAC, haha this is so funny.

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March 28, 2008

God's Busy


GOD'S BUSY

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks !!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.

He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent.

You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "

What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot like you did............................ So, He sent me."


Wild Thing's comment......

God bless our Marines! LOL I love this.


....Thank you John, love it.

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March 25, 2008

Two Navy Ships


USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective...................ENORMOUS



BEAUTIFUL!

When the Bridge pipes "Man the Rail" there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.

Capability

Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet

Size

1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline

2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall

3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds

5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons

6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet

Capacity

1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel

2 Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days

3. 18,150 meals served daily

4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2000 homes

5. Nearly 30,000 l light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones

6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets

7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation

8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).



US Navy welcomes the USS Bill Clinton

Sunday July 2nd 2006 Vancouver, BC, Headed for Seattle, WA., the US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.

The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.


The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while president.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.

It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs!

An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada



Wild Thing's comment.......

LMAO I love it.



....Thank you Lynn for sending this to me.

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March 24, 2008

Terrorists and Their Friends Might Want To Learn English ~ LOL


Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic, much less have a clue about reading English.

So, how do a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact with their signs by having the standard "DEATH TO AMERICANS!" (etc.) slogans printed in English?

ANSWER:
They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to translate and write their statements into English. Very easy to do throughout the world.

HOWEVER . . . in this case, they were unaware that the "civilian" insurance company employee they hired for the job was a retired U.S. Army Sergeant! Obviously, pictures of this protest rally never made their way to Arab TV networks, but the results were PRICELESS!




Wild Thing's comment.........

LOL I love this!



....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

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March 14, 2008

Friday Funnies ~ Thank you



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.....Thank you Larry this is so funny.


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The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.

'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.—

Vote carefully this year.



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The Dying Priest and The Clinton's

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital in Washington D.C. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton before I die," whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT."

Bill agreed-it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out a press release about it.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the old priest took Bill's hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Bill Clinton spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said Bill.

"Amen" said Hillary.

The old priest continued......"He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."


....Thank you Lynn for these funny jokes. hahaa



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Dilemma

The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions:

They don't know whether to vote for the "Nut" with two Boobs or for the "Boob" with two Nuts!


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....Thank you Mark for this video it is so funny.


HOMELAND SECURITY AT THE BARROW, ALASKA AIRPORT


....Thank you Jack this is great, I love bears. hahaha

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March 13, 2008

Undercover Reporting in Berkely of Their Protests of Marines, Iraq War and Deodorant ~ LOL


Marines in Berkeley

Rob Riggle goes undercover to report on Berkeley, CA's reaction to a new Marine recruiting station. Code Pink protests Berkeley Marines and war.






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March 11, 2008

Passport Identification


Watch what happens when the face doesn't match the passport photo. Hilarious




Wild Thing's comment........

LOL This is so funny, but I wonder too how many times this kind of thing could happen.


..... Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

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March 08, 2008

Wrong E-mail Address ~ LOL





A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his
ro om, so he decided to send a e-mail to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his
error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to
glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed
and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send E-mails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared fo r your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!



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.....LMAO Thank you Jack for sending this to me. Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent.

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March 05, 2008

Headquarters Marine Corps Answering Machine




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Wild Thing's comment........

LOL I LOVE this!


.... Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

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March 04, 2008

Yikes ~ LOL



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March 03, 2008

An Amish Farmer ~ LOL


An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."


The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man yells back: "Use two hands. You'll get more water."



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March 02, 2008

Arabs Handling A Motor Bike ~ LMAO





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February 23, 2008

What Is Your Gangsta Name? ~ LOL



Mafia Name Generator

For your 'Gansta' name just CLICK HERE



I put Nick's first and middle name in, that is the name he used in showbiz.

This is what he got:

Mafia Name: Stefano Rubbernubs
Name I entered: Nick Dimitri



From the site it has tips:

Try different name combos, i.e. Joe, Joe Blow, Joey Jacob Blow, etc.
Try your friend's or grandma's name.
Try some gibberish.
Your Mafia Name name will change from time to time as more names are added to the list, so check back often!


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February 17, 2008

Funny and Outrageous TV News Bloopers







Wild Thing's comment........

LOL I thought we all could use some laughs. These are so funny.

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February 11, 2008

Leave It To The Marines ~ LOL



Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough U.S. Marine
Sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the
terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request
before they were beheaded .

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of
hot spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and
returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die
content."

Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O
Canada" one last time." The leader nodded to a terrorist who had
studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some
rag-tag musicians and played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared
he could now die peacefully.

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job
till the end."

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
final wish?"

"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.

"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
Marine. So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the
ass.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the
resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4
carbine and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the
Iraqis were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings, and Roberts, they asked
him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you
ask them to kick you in the ass first?"

"What," replied the Marine, "and have you three Assholes report that
I was the aggressor?



....Thank you SSgt Steve (USMC)

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January 29, 2008

The Founding Fathers wonder should we???


In case it is hard to read the print on this here is what it says......


" I keep thinking we should include something in the Constitution in case the people elect a fucking moron."


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Wild Thing's comment...........


LMAO this is such a good cartoon and so appropriate.



....Thank you so much John 5 (VN 69/70) for sending this to me. LOL It is perfect.

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January 22, 2008

Military Funnies



“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you Least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.

“Aim towards the Enemy.” Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. U.S. Marine Corps

“Cluster bombing from B52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” USAF Ammo Troop

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” Infantry Journal

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” U.S. Air Force Manual

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.” General MacArthur

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” Infantry Journal

“You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.” U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

“Tracers work both ways.” U.S. Army Ordnance

“Five second fuses only last three seconds.” Infantry Journal

“Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last, and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.” U.S. Navy Swabbie

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” – David Hackworth

“If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush.” Infantry Journal

“No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.” Joe Gay

“Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.” Anonymous

“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” Unknown Marine Recruit

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” – Your Buddies

“If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.” USAF Ammo Troop

“Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.” At the entrance to the old SR71 operating base Kadena, Japan

“You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.” Paul F.Crickmore (test pilot)

“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.”

“Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.” From an old carrier sailor

“If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it’s probably a helicopter and therefore, unsafe.”

“When one engine fails on a twin engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”

“Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.”

“What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a
pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.”

“Never trade luck for skill.”

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: “Why is it doing that?”, “Where are we?” and “Oh S...!”

“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.”

“Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot
pregnant.”

“Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”

“A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a
Row is prevarication.”

“I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.”

“Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!”

“Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the
purpose of storing dead batteries.”

“Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a
person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.”

“When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.”

“Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be Held on a sunny day.”

Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII: “When a prang (crash) seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slow and gently as possible.”

“The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely
kill you.” Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)

“A pilot who doesn’t have any fear probably isn’t flying his plane to
Its maximum.” Jon Mc Bride, astronaut

“If you’re faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the
crash as possible.” Bob Hoover (renowned aerobatic and test pilot)

“Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.”

“There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.” Sign over squadron ops desk at DavisMonthan AFB, AZ, 1970

“If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.”

Basic Flying Rules: “Try to stay in the middle of the air Do not go
Near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the Appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.”

“You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full Power to taxi to the terminal.”

As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn
Off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks “What happened?” The pilot’s reply: “I don’t know, I just got here myself!” Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)!

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January 09, 2008

Bill Would Ban Swearing In Bars


ST. CHARLES, Mo.

What the ...? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music.

City officials contend the bill is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights.

City Councilman Richard Veit said he was prompted to propose the bill after complaints about bad bar behavior. He says it will give police some rules to enforce when things get too rowdy.

But some bar owners worry the bill is too vague and restrictive, saying it may be a violation of their civil rights.

Marc Rousseau, who owns bar R.T. Weilers, said he thinks the bill needs revision.

"We're dealing with adults here once again and I don't think it's the city's job or the government's job to determine what we can and cannot play in our restaurant," Rousseau said.

The proposal would ban indecent, profane or obscene language, songs, entertainment and literature at bars.

A meeting to discuss the proposal is set for Jan. 14.


Wild Thing's comment........

Why do so many people hate freedom? And also personal reponsibility come to think of it.

These people don’t understand freedom. Most young people in America think freedom means freedom from offense, freedom from physical harm, freedom to litigate. If you present to these geniuses something that is “good for people”, they’ll sign up. Lower the BAC for being drunk? Well, that’s good for you, sure. Ban transfats? Again, good for you, sure.

Part of freedom is the freedom to make choices others would deem as “bad”. But you’re also free to live with the result.

So, the good people of this town see swearing as bad for you, and will attempt to ban it. We are on the slippery slope and sliding fast.

Maybe this would help, heh heh



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January 02, 2008

Bill Clinton Library



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January 01, 2008

Numa Numa As Done By Crew of the USS Enterprise



Numa Numa as done by the crew of the USS Enterprise


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December 28, 2007

Dutch Government Firework Safety Ads ~ LOL


LAAF Arms arriving- english version


Dutch government firework safety ads featuring a spoof Islamist terrorist group have been criticised as insensitive and depicting a negative stereotype of the Muslim community.

The online ads, made for the Dutch government's consumer safety institute, have been made to look like a video message filmed by an Islamist military organisation called the Liberation Army Against Freedom.

Featuring a group led by an Osama bin Laden lookalike figure at their camp, the viral ads are dubbed into Iraqi-accented Arabic and have versions with subtitles in Dutch and English.

The tone is intended to be humorous, with the terrorist group seen receiving a shipment of fireworks like an arms cache, wearing suicide vests made of firecrackers, and bungling efforts to "demonstrate to you our true power" by blowing themselves up.



LAAF Mother of all Rocket - english version



Wild Thing's comment........

These are so funny and applause to the Dutch Government for not being PC about their ads. hahahaha These will be making Moslems seething again, but heck they are always seething about something.

There are more at the YouTube page that have these. Just click on the upper left corner of either video to go to the page that has more of them if you like.

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December 23, 2007

Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels"



Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels"(Jingle Bells)

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December 22, 2007

Saturday Toons



Global Warming.....................



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Iowa...................



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Hillary.......


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Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs



Jeff Dunham with Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs




....Thank you John 5 (VN69/70) for this funny video.

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December 12, 2007

LOL Polar Bear





This is so funny. LOL

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November 08, 2007

Handful of A**holes



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I love those Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. They are some of my favorite westerns and this is a neat idea how the person did this video. hahahaha

....LOL this is great, thank you Jack. Jack's wonderful blog Conservative Insurgent

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November 07, 2007

Some Target Practice With Bin Laden ~ LOL




Just CLICK the link below, it is fun and it goes faster as you progress. You can also reload along the way if needed and then it goes faster too. hahahahhaa




http://www.sizor.com/flash/binladen.htm


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October 26, 2007

Proof Of Global Warming ~ LOL





....Thank you Jack. I love it. hahaha
And the bear is so cute!! Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent.

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October 23, 2007

Johnny Carson ~ Tonight Show Egg Fight




Johnny Carson and Dom DeLuise make a mess with eggs in this Tonight Show episode telecast September 26, 1974.

LOL thought you might like to see this after all these years.

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September 29, 2007

One Good Marine




A large group of Al-Qaeda fighters are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune:

"One MARINE is better than ten Al-Qaeda fighters ".

The Al-Qaeda commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out:

"One MARINE is better than one-hundred Al-Qaeda fighters."

Furious, the Al-Qaeda commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.

The MARINE'S voice calls out again:

"One MARINE is better than one-thousand Al-Qaeda fighters."

The enraged Al-Qaeda commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and Cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Al-Qaeda fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander...................


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"Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There are two of them."


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........LOL thank you so much Lynn.

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September 28, 2007

Great Guns (Jeep Recon)


Laurel & Hardy: Great Guns (Jeep Recon)



.....Thank you Jack, Conservative Insurgent, for this video. LOL

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September 11, 2007

Mortar Fire Karma ~ LOL




......Thank you so much Bob and John for this video.

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August 23, 2007

You Too Can Look Like Putin, says newspaper ~ HUH???



Vladimir Putin poses stripped to the waist, fishing rod in hand, in a boat on a Siberian river. The Russian leader has been worrying Western leaders by flexing his political muscles recently.

But yesterday he was showing off the real thing - and appeared in impressive shape for a man of 54. The former KGB officer is known as a fitness fanatic and is a black belt in judo.

Wearing only combat trousers tied roughly at the waist, a camouflage hat and army-style boots, Putin displayed his usual icecold expression as he waited for the fish to bite.

You too can look like Putin, says newspaper
Herald Sun

A STEP-BY-STEP guide to building a body like President Vladimir Putin's was available to readers of a Russian newspaper yesterday.

Official photographs of the 54-year-old leader holidaying in southern Siberia last week showed him fishing with his shirt off to display a well-honed torso.

He was also shown on horseback in sunglasses, gloves and a body-hugging white vest.

“He has some great definition under that shirt,” said the Komsomolskaya Pravda tabloid, Russia's biggest circulation newspaper which specialises in admiring coverage of President Putin.

Under the headline: “Get a body like Putin's”, the daily published an exercise guide by a fitness instructor.

An accompanying diagram of President Putin's naked torso had arrows pointing to his major muscle groups.

President Putin, who is married with two daughters, has attributed his physique to sports - he is an accomplished practitioner of judo and a keen downhill skier.


Wild Thing's comment.........

Never mind looking like him, I want a large country to rule! If you have that, they don’t care what you look like. LOL

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August 05, 2007

Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition ~ LOL


Penn And Teller Get Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition





Wild Thing's comment........


LOL this is funny. Look how people sign and have no clue what it is. Lefties up for banning anything. hahaha
This must be how they sit there in front of the TV and believe everything Hillary, Obama, Reid etc. all say to them.

Hellooooo!!!

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July 20, 2007

Southerners are Always SO Durn Polite!



Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."


Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."


Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Iran Air 712 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."


Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."


...Pause: ...Static...


Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!!!"


Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911"


Saudi Air: "YOU JUST HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! ...INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!!!"


Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "...Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now... and be sure to tell Allah "hey" for us, will you?"

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July 16, 2007

An Oldie From The Carson Show



"Tonight" show - Carson confronts Rickles - broken cig box!!

This was taped from the 15th Anniversary of the Tonight Show (1977), when Johnny Carson confronted Don Rickles about his broken cigarette case - on the set of CPO Sharkey.





Just for some fun. LOL

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July 08, 2007

Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree ~ LOL




Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree

MyFox Boston

Police are looking for a man who robbed the Citizen's Bank on Elm Street in Manchester, New Hampshire on Saturday disguised as a tree!

The man walked into the bank with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller. The teller filled the bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded.

Manchester Police describe the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt. ...and tree branches.



Wild Thing's comment............

LMAO I can't help it. I am so sorry he robbed the bank that is awful. But.........

OK............I can't resist............... awful puns to follow.............. hahahaha

* I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy isn't right.

* His last words as he walked out of the bank were reportedly, “I’m going to make like a tree and leave.”

* I bet it won’t take the cops long to root this guy out.

* He had to be seen to be believed be leaved!

* Did he say, this is a stick up? Or.......“Give me all of your carbon dioxide!”

* Bark is worse than his bite.


Ok I am done, I feel better now. hahahahahaha Nick is much better at puns than I am. LOL

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June 30, 2007

Yippee It's Saturday ~ What A Week It Has Been!




LOL I saw this and just had to share it with you. Have a fun Saturday everyone.

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January 06, 2007

Actor Ed Begley Jr. Environmentalist Wacko ~ LOL



At their home in Studio City, Ed Begley Jr. points out to wife Rachelle Carson that a curling iron is a power waster.



Actor Ed Begley Jr. Hollywood's most devoted environmentalist

STUDIO CITY – Eco-crazed actor Ed Begley Jr. and his wife just finished bickering about how much energy her hair-curling iron wastes. Now he's boiling water for soup on a sun-heated oven in the drought-tolerant backyard of their two-bedroom solar-powered home.

“Oh, he's insane!” scoffs Rachelle Carson, his annoyed better half.

The pretty, blond actress and Pilates instructor rolls her eyes again at the eccentric rumpled man of the house, clad in his “uniform” – organic cotton Of the Earth khaki shorts, white Costco T-shirt and socks.

If Begley hadn't loaned his generator-equipped stationary bike to a friend, he'd demonstrate how he both exercises and creates electricity for breakfast.

“You pedal for 15 minutes and you have enough power for the 2½ minutes it takes to toast toast,” he explains, as the manicured missus loudly groans.

Their California ranch-style home is behind a white picket fence made of recycled plastic milk jugs.

Begley has 117 solar panels on his roof since 1990, catches rainwater in a giant vat to irrigate his organic vegetable garden, often commutes by bike (he once pedaled in tux to an Academy Awards party), owns an energy-generating windmill in the desert, and sells Begley's Best biodegradable housecleaning products in between acting gigs.

When he travels, Begley prefers to drive across country – he owns a Toyota RAV4 electric car and Prius hybrid – instead of taking planes because “at 31,000 feet burning kerosene with no trees to mitigate that CO2, there's pollution from flying, folks.”

No wonder he keeps unplugging his wife's hair-curling iron in the bathroom when she leaves it heating up for 20 minutes. She, in turn, yells at her beloved and plugs it back in for another 20 minutes.

“They take two to three minutes to fully get as hot as they're going to,” Begley booms. “Do you know how much wattage they take? It's like leaving a light bulb on for a week!”
“He'll tell you the wattage for everything,” the 46-year-old Carson drolly says. “Yeah, he's fascinating at a party. He really is. A total nerd.”
“This is 80 watts!” exclaims Begley, holding a magnifying glass to read the hair curler's small print. “Let me go get the other one! You use two, right?”

There's a new countertop fashioned from recycled Coca-Cola bottles in the small kitchen with the 10-year-old Kenmore fridge, but conservationist Begley shuns more improvements. He even jury-rigged a piece of metal as a handle for their 1980s range so they can keep the appliance.

"We should throw it away,” Carson disgustedly says.
“No we shouldn't!” Begley retorts. “What will happen to this old metal, honey? Where will it go? I'm not going to have it put in a landfill.”

Besides, they have that outdoor sun oven, a catalog-ordered contraption of solar panels that heats up to 375 degrees. It's on a rolling cart Begley made from scrap wood, which comes in handy when the sun moves.

“I have to come out every hour or two to re-aim it,” Begley says. But instead of consuming gas to, say, boil water or simmer lentils, the energy is “free from the sun.”
“Better wear your sunblock,” Carson cracks, her blue eyes tearing from the glare of the oven's metallic ray-catchers.

Begley says the 117 60-watt solar panels that cost about $35,000 in 1990 provide the bulk of the home's power. His electric bill is about $600 a year. The rooftop panels hook up to 10 large batteries in the garage and an inverter transforms the sun's light to electricity for house and car.

Begley uses recycling bins for everything from discarded crossword puzzles to junk mail. Nopte the labels on the tubs.....white paper ...color paper.


Recycling tubs are scattered throughout the home, and Begley points out you aren't really recycling unless you buy recycled goods. “Exhibit A!” he announces, hoisting a 12-pack of recycled toilet paper stored in the garage.
Back in the kitchen, Carson asks her waste-not spouse if a small empty bottle with a liquid dropper from medicinal herbs goes into recycling or garbage.

“The glass part goes into recycling. The other thing you can reuse if we need an eyedropper. Leave it there. I'll clean it up.”
“Ohhh, no!” Carson protests.

Begley uses a stopwatch to time his wife in a shower, though he says he never did that before. Usually, he knocks on the door to let her know how many gallons of water she's wasting.

“He says, 'How long are you going to be in there?' I say, 'The more you ask me, the longer I'm staying.' ”

Begley has certainly raised the celebrity eco bar, at least on his tree-lined street in the San Fernando Valley. On this day, he walks out of his recycled front gate and meets former TV host Bill Nye “The Science Guy,” who lives a few doors down and is out for a walk. The two chat in another language about Nye's new solar-powered water heater.

“Got to keep up with the Begleys,” Nye says.




Wild Thing's comment.....

Recycled toilet paper??? Gag.

These lefties are all the same, NUTS! Remember Michael Moore flying around in a private plane criticizing rich people.

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December 31, 2006

How Republican Are You?






You Are 92% Republican



You are a card carrying Republican, and a pretty far right one at that!

There's no chance anyone would ever mistake you for a Democrat.

How Republican Are You?

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December 30, 2006

Muslim Man's Remote



There must be another one available for the terrorists. You know like a button for destroy Israel, blow yourself up, whine to CAIR.....things like that.


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December 05, 2006

Agenda for 2008 Democratic National Convention






7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding--Barney Frank presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay--Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I Hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting Award, presented by Michael Moore, future Supreme Court nominee

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

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November 28, 2006

Marine General Reinwald Interview about Guns


Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.


You gotta love this!!!!


It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!


Wild Thing's comment......

I got this in my email from a Vietnam Vet I have known for many years and I thought it was a good one so I wanted to share it with you all.

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November 14, 2006

A Digital Cockpit


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For the troops, a little humor....... a digital Cockpit.

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November 12, 2006

Sing It Frankie




Click image above to hear the song


Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab a baseball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon...

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November 05, 2006

Thank you for the fun images!


Thank you Rhod, John 5, and Marcie, for the fun images and toons.LMAO These are great!









This woman has been seen on every news channel and in more places at the same exact time that only God Himself could pull off. She is a favorite file photo fro AP and Reuters and she always has the same pained look on her face. It is hilarious!





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October 12, 2006

The Funniest "Dam" Story!




The Dam
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania.

This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter.

SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Ly-coming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity.

A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2006.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff.

Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.

We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.

Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:

Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout Run, Pennsylvania.

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris.” I
would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity.

My first dam question to you is:
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or
(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?


If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.

Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301,
Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental
Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections
324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling their dam names.

If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green, and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2006? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then: and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them then.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears!

Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

THANK YOU.

RYAN DEVRIES & THE DAM BEAVERS

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October 10, 2006

Deal or No Deal With Ahmadinejad


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Bob and Tom A Telemarketer's Nightmare



Click HERE to hear. It is an audio only.

Wild Thing's comment.....

I got this in my email last week from a very long time Nam Veteran friend of mine. He was a Dustoff pilot in VIetnam and we have been friends ever since we met. He also said to say hi to all of you here. He uses an IBM computer that is made especially for blindness. So he said that although he misses the graphics on here he does enjoy the comments and posts you make.

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October 02, 2006

Bobblehead Muhammed




A ceramic bobblehead doll of the Prophet Muhammed - created to resemble the infamous caricature published by a Danish newspaper - is being hawked online for $22.99 a pop by an ex-Marine.

The unapologetic creator, Timothy Ames, 28, said the bobblehead is similar to "dashboard Jesus" figurines that can be stuck with adhesive to flat surfaces.

"I thought, 'If they flipped out over some cartoons what will they do with a dashboard Muhammed?'" Ames said from his home in Hawaii.

But Islamic experts are not amused, saying the bobbleheads could anger Muslims, whose religion strictly prohibits depictions of the prophet.

"No depiction of the prophet, even if it is positive, should be made ever - and certainly not one as ridiculous as the bobblehead Muhammed," said Zvi Ben-Dor Benite, an assistant professor at New York University. "I don't think it's about freedom of speech. This is the freedom to insult, which he shouldn't be doing."

Ames said several hundred people have purchased the dolls online, and he has paid a Chinese manufacturer to create 1,000 more. "I just think it's funny," he said.

Violent protests erupted last winter across the Muslim world after a Danish newspaper published cartoons lampooning the Prophet Muhammed as a suicide bomber. Many European papers reprinted the cartoons.

"People who get p----d off about this, they're going to get p----d off regardless," Ames.



Wild Thing's comment........

Linda sent the link about this to me early Sunday morning and I just had to show it to you.

Yes, I ordered one! LOL

If Americans have to tolerate burning our flag on American campuses, then the islam-o-nuts have to tolerate a bobble head doll. I will find some place for it. Maybe on the front of my bicycle. heh heh Or at least some place in my office. hahaha

Let this silly little bobblehead drive the Muslims further into their insanity.

They do their protests anyway, burn our Flag, laugh while they watch 9-11 happening and do their beheadings like it is a National sport of their death cult.

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September 30, 2006

Cartoons and Fun for Saturday








You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie
Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.
You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying!
What Kind of Cookie Are You?


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September 26, 2006

Tweedledum and Tweedledummer






Wild Thing's comment.......

Al Gore better be careful or he is going to have more chins than a Chinese phone book. Weird how they both do this.

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September 25, 2006

Rules Of Dating A Drill Instructors Daughter



Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine!


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September 15, 2006

Robert DeNiro on Terrorists



This is so funny!

Robert De Niro playing Craig Fenson, a Homeland Security spokeman on Saturday Night Live.

On the lookout for suspected gas terrorist Hous Bin Pharteen.


Click HERE for Robert DeNiro VIDEO



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September 12, 2006

What Classic Movie Are You?




What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com


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August 27, 2006

Kittie and Dog Show So Cute




I thought you all might like to see something really cute.

I have no idea what they are saying, but it is visual and says it all.

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August 26, 2006

How To Negotiate With Terrorists


A peacemaker walks up to the left side of a line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker introduces himself. The terrorist kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker asks, "why did you kill my friend?" The terrorist kills him and rapes his wife.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "Stop that!" The terrorist kills him, rapes his daughter and kills his wife.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "I'll pay you $1000 if you stop attacking us." The terrorist agrees to the deal, takes th! e $1000 , and kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker appeals to the United Nations. The United Nations says the peacemaker is at fault. The terrorist kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker now has a gun, and threatens to use it. Other peacemakers start chanting the old 60's whine, "Can't we all just get along?" The peacemaker hesitates. The terrorist kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker tries to convince his peacemaker friends that the terrorists aren't going to respond to negotiations, but they insist that if he kills the terrorist it'll just make the other terrorists mad. The peacemaker reluctantly agrees to try negotiating again. The terrorist kills him., his entire family, and his neighbo! r's fam ily.

A heated debate now ensues between the peacemakers who want to be nice to the terrorists and the peacemakers who believe that there can never be peace until the terrorists are all dead. While they are debating, the terrorists kill 15 more peacemakers.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker asks himself, "Which is more important: being liked by everyone, or protecting my family?" The terrorist pulls a knife to kill the peacemaker, but the peacemaker pulls a gun and kills the terrorist first. The United Nations condemns the peacemaker's use of unproportional force. Many of his peacemaker friends turn against him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The peacemaker apologizes for what his friend did to the other terrorist. The terrorist kills him, his entire family and his neighbors, and threatens to destroy! the ci ty as soon as they develop a bigger weapon.

A peacemaker refuses to meet at the line because every time a peacemaker goes to the line the terrorist kills him. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the line and fires rockets into the peacemaker's town. The United Nations condemns the way the peacemaker provoked the terrorist by refusing to come to the line and meet with him.

Generations pass and not much changes until one day when the son of a peacemaker decides that the old strategy simply won't work. He walks up to the left side of the line a little early. As the terrorist approaches the right side of the line the peacemaker shoots him. Another terrorist approaches to replace the first, and the peacemaker shoots him too. This scene plays out several more times. Then a terrorist approaches carrying a white flag, but he also has weapons. The peacemaker shoots him. A terrorist next approaches with a ceasefire resolution from the U.N. The peacemaker shoots him! also. A large group of terrorists approach and the peacemaker shoots them all and drops a nuclear bomb on the city they came from. The peacemaker continues killing the terrorists until the terrorists are all dead.

There is finally peace on earth and the United Nations takes the credit.

(No peacemakers or terrorists were harmed during the writing of this)



Wild Thing's comment..........

Thank you Cuchieddie for sending this to me. Hahaha Love it!

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August 21, 2006

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?


Fun quiz to take....HERE


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 95% Conservative, 5% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?



Wild Thing's comment....
I love tests that a person just has to answer their gut feeling and not a lot of math. hahahahaha I hate math!

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July 26, 2006

Hezbollah Says Israeli Response a Surprise




Hezbollah Says Israeli Response a Surprise

A senior Hezbollah official said Tuesday the guerrilla group did not expect Israel to react so strongly to its capture of two Israeli soldiers.

Mahmoud Komati, deputy chief of Hezbollah's political arm, also told The Associated Press in an interview that his group will not lay down arms.

The truth is _ let me say this clearly _ we didn't even expect (this) response.... that (Israel) would exploit this operation for this big war against us," said Komati.

He said Hezbollah had expected "the usual, limited response" from Israel to the July 12 cross-border raid, in which three Israelis were killed.

In the past, he said, Israeli responses to Hezbollah actions included sending commandos into Lebanon to seize Hezbollah officials or briefly targeting specific Hezbollah strongholds.

He said the Shiite group had anticipated there would be negotiations on exchanging the Israeli soldiers for three Lebanese prisoners in Israeli jails, with Germany acting as a mediator as it did before.

Wild Thing's comment......

OH pleazzzzee! Israel has put up with sooooo much and for so long! The Hamas and Hezbollah are just used to Israel being patient, and showing restraint.

Thank God Israel is fighting back.

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July 18, 2006

Just For Fun



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July 04, 2006

Fireworks Could Be Even More Special...heh heh


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June 19, 2006

Do's and Don'ts of Evangelism


A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a Rabbi, all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.


One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really
all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing
led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go
out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.


Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.


Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has
various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to
find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the
Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to
slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy
Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out
next week to give him first communion and confirmation."


Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and
both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone
oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out
and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's
HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him
and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN
another until we came to a creek.

So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you
said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising
Jesus."

They both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He
was in a body cast, and traction, with IV's and monitors running in and
out of him. He was in bad shape.


The Rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start..."


Thanks Jack...Conservative Insurgents........ this is so funny. I love bear stories.

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June 12, 2006

God Is Busy Now


A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the Class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,

"Here I am God - still waiting."

It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,

"What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied,

"God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot and say stupid stuff. So He sent me."

Thank you Jack (Conservative Insurgents) I LOVE this!

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April 09, 2006

GI Humor ~ Share Some If You Like













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During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.
"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."






A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves - the barbers were reaching for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put mess on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."






Murphy's rules for combat: #5 When in doubt...empty the magazine






The General went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions - age, height, weight and then he asked when was the last time the General had sex.
"Oh", he mused, "It was 1955."
"Isn't that a long time to go without sex?" the doctor asked.
"I don't think so. According to your clock, it's only 2113."






A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, a platoon sergeant walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a PFC monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $1000." The platoon sergeant paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can fire expert with small arms, score 300 on the APFT, and perform Drill & Ceremony and Small Unit Tactics with no mistakes, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's an NCO monkey; it can instruct BRM, CTT, PT, D&C and SUT, and even do some paperwork. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000.

He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually SEEN it do ANYTHING, but it says it's a Colonel."






A C-141 was preparing for departure from Thule Greenland, and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, but the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

When the Aircraft Commander berated the Airman for his lack of speed and threatened him with punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I am stationed in Thule, Greenland, and I am pumping shit out of airplanes. Just what are you planning to do to punish me?"






Marching in the cold rain, the drill sergeant tells his soldiers, this is good sh*t..

Marines marching 20 miles in the cold rain, "This is great sh*t!!"

Navy SEALS crawling through cold swamps for 20 miles: "I love this sh*t!"

Airborne Rangers crawling through cold swamps infested with snakes and gators: "I live for this sh*t!"

Air force pilot, in his carpeted room, cable TV, after a 2 hour mission in his F-16, Fridge humming, full of cold beer,
and the AC goes out: "What kind of sh*t is this?"






What is the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?

A fairly tale begins with "once upon a time" and a war story begins with "and this is no $hit".






Divert Your Course

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.






The 5 Scariest Things in the Army!
1. A Private saying, "I learned this in basic training..."
2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
5. And a Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $%!#..."






Two airmen were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nighstick.
The driver rolls down the window, and the Marine smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The Marine says, "You're on a United States Marine Corps Base, son. When I come up to your car, you'll have your ID card ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, We're in the Air Force, and we didn't know."
The Marine examines the I.D. card and gives it back to the driver.
The Marine walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Marine smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The Marine says,"Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The Marine says, "I know that as soon as you pull away you're gonna say, 'I wish that sucker would've tried that stuff with me!'"






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January 11, 2006

Crank up the Volume

Just click away for some laughs.

Bank

Bomb Iraq

Ned's Call

Phone

Sand


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January 02, 2006

Theodore's World Predictions For 2006



Nancy Pelosi will elope with Osama Bin Laden. They'll divorce months later when she discovers that he is too "Pro America."

Sean Penn will write a new book called "Little Sean and His Friend Abdul." It will be the first pop up book where bits of Abdul get spread all over the room. Of course, it will become a huge hit. Sean will win an Oscar just for his interviews--but will be embarrassed to learn that the academy thought he was "playing retarded."

Noam Chomsky will write a new book. It will have 200 pages of the same three sentences: Bush Lied. Screw America. America is Evil. It will become a cult classic.

Nancy Pelosi will marry Noam Chomsky but divorce him a short while later after discovering that he is too "Pro America."

Cindy Sheehan will draw 10,000 people to a protest when she declares: "If Bush doesn't withdraw our troops, I'll set myself on fire." Unfortunately, 9900 of the visitors will bring gasoline and matches.

Camp Casey visitors will mysteriously disappear due to some unknown substance called "Crawford Quicksand."

Steven Speilberg inspired by the critical acclaim from his movie, ''Munich,'' will make a movie depicting the plight of the poor 9/11 hijackers. He will then go on a campaign defending the hijackers' families and their right to reclaim the hijackers' frequent-flier miles.

Hollywood will launch a new film called ''Here's Christianity.'' It will feature three actors defecating on a crucifix for ninety minutes and will be nominated for six Golden Globes. No pork rinds will be served at the theatre for fear of offending Muslims. (side note by Wild Thing.....do any of you remember when there was a work of so called art that many of us wrote letters, made phone calls about that had a crucifix in a glass with urine in it? We were told it was art and I am not sure but nothing was done about getting rid of the so called art work)


After undergoing a lot of scrutiny, U.N. Secretary Kofi Annan will announce that he will forego his salary from the United Nations and live exclusively on bribes.

The New York Times will merge operations with Al Jazeera. Six months later, problems will emerge when the Times finds Al Jazeera to be too "Pro America."

Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco will write a new book called "Governors Who Cry Too Much."


Any you want to add to the list?

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November 17, 2005

Posting a Blog By Any Other Name


Do any of you read and like the Comic Mother Goose & Grimm?

This was today's and my husband cut it out for me with a big smile on his face. haha
Here it is.................

Posted by Wild Thing at 11:30 PM

October 30, 2005

The Power Of Make-Up


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October 07, 2005

Port-a-Potties Iraqi Style



Signs like this one have been posted in all the Iraqi Army compound port-a-potties. Initially there were no signs, but over a short period of time, it was determined something had to be done.

I saw it at Lost in Iraq

Posted by Wild Thing at 06:40 PM

October 01, 2005

Saturday Toons


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September 30, 2005

My First Flithy Lie

How would Instapundit be different if Evil Glenn were a woman?

Glenn Reynolds Little Unknown Secret

Now this is a secret only Glenn and Internet Blogger Frank J of IMAO and of course Glenn's Nanny know. You might think it was long ago when he was just a child. But alas the confusion still goes on even today. Glenn’s well-kept secret, ole Nanny Lillylibber, who was brought into the Reynolds family to try and coach Glenn on the art of being a man. Much like Al Gore did when he had to hire a consultant to show him how to be an Alpha male.


With Glenn’s tremendous success in life it had become even more important to leave no stone unturned. Glenn was having a series of nightmares causing him to awaken in a heavy sweat and crying out…. “I am a man, I am not an animal! I am not a woman!”.


After much discussion by the touchy feelie , Kumbaya singing Nanny Lillylibber, it was discovered that Glenn had been dreaming of his fondness for little doll graphics found on one of the Blogs on the internet. There was some confusion however as to the direction of his obsession. Was his interest in the dolls themselves simply as something humorous and fun, or his wanting to be one in person, or was it to have a relationship with a small well dressed insignificant graphic in the design of a woman?


The pressure was on, Glenn’s MO was that of a man, with the interests of a man. If any extreme changes to his MO would occur, such as the lighter touch and more foo foo interests that women have, would the passion still exist for his career, for his well known Blog and his writings? What about his writings would they change in attitude? There were so many things to consider and so little time.


And what about Nanny Lillylibber was she up to the task? After all she was not called Lillylibber for nothing. A typical liberal to the core, passing the buck and wanting big government to fix all the problems in a persons life.


Glenn decided to check out some of the Blogs that are owned by women, women with wonderful strong opinions and passions running deep for why America is a Free land. Women that love politics, and speak out using their Blogs to rant and cheer along the way.

Lo and behold as dear ole evil Glenn did this, the dark cloud over him of the obsession of the dolls slowly was leaving his inner feelings. He knew that no matter what gender he would have been born, a man or a woman, that passion for right vs. wrong would still be there. That his Instapundit would still have come to be, and people would still be quoting him (or not) in the not so true fashion that exists.

Yes, life would still be good. Glenn glanced down at one of the doll graphic’s he had saved to his hard drive and smiled, letting out a deep sigh…. “ Nanny Lillylibber you can pick up your check on your way out. My beliefs and passions are just fine and they don’t have to be labeled by gender. I guess the labeling is back in the Liberals corner where it belongs.”

As he got up from his computer he murmured under his breath….. “I think I would look great in that blue outfit with the thigh high boots.”

(This filthy lie is brought to you by Wild Thing for the Alliance of Free Blogs- It's a filthy lie- please spread it.)

INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!

Posted by Wild Thing at 07:55 PM

September 21, 2005

Everyone started somewhere

My parents came to America from Switzerland. It was a long time ago and they have since passed away. My Father would have loved Blogs and so in honor of his wonderful sense of humor, here are a few Swiss cartoons I found on the awesome Internet.


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