Theodore's World: Agenda for 2008 Democratic National Convention

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December 05, 2006

Agenda for 2008 Democratic National Convention






7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding--Barney Frank presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay--Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I Hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting Award, presented by Michael Moore, future Supreme Court nominee

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Posted by Wild Thing at December 5, 2006 02:55 AM


Comments

That has totaly cracked me up.

Posted by: jack hamilton at December 5, 2006 05:50 AM


Don't forget the announcement for the new Abu Grahib memorial, to be built on the former WTC site...

Posted by: Cousin Dave at December 5, 2006 07:59 AM


When either political party has a convention, it is a circus. The RNC has not done any great favors for true Conservatives, one of several reasons the Repubs took a beating in the last election.
The whole Republican Party right now has the leadership of a lemming migration.

Posted by: TomR at December 5, 2006 10:39 AM


12:20 AM. Splash.

Posted by: Rhod at December 5, 2006 11:43 AM


1:40 Am, Ted shows up at the local police station with another neck brace, soaking wet and smelling like a fish...Hmmm maybe he did drive her home or maybe both.

No no this can't be nobody is that desparate.

Posted by: Mark at December 5, 2006 12:40 PM


Jack H., giggle glad you liked it.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 5, 2006 01:20 PM


Cousin Dave, oh yes that one too. Thanks

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 5, 2006 01:21 PM


Rhod, good one, and that splash would not bother me at all if it happened. heh heh

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 5, 2006 01:22 PM


Mark, hahaha ..."smelling like fish".....and yes he sure does love his neck brace.

He is so horrible and guilty as heck.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 5, 2006 01:24 PM


Tom, they are a circus, both parties conventions. I watch them, both of them every time. The best thing about the last one for the RNC was a Denmocrat, Zell Miller. How sad is that really that our side couldn't give a roaring speech like that one. I will remember that speech as long as I live.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 5, 2006 01:27 PM


Now that's funny!

Posted by: Sierrahome at December 5, 2006 01:49 PM


The best part of the RNC convention was the 'Singing Policeman' Danny Rodequez sang Amazing Grace, without accompaniment. That was a class act.

Posted by: Mark at December 5, 2006 07:16 PM


What? NAMBLA doesn't get face time? Always new that the DNC was a right wing facist group in disguise.

Posted by: raz0r at December 5, 2006 09:35 PM


What? NAMBLA doesn't get face time? Always knew that the DNC was a right wing facist group in disguise.

Posted by: raz0r at December 5, 2006 09:36 PM


Must I always remind you, YOU got to lock that back door, if not all the critters git in heaya and everybody knows those critters have diseases, so we will just have to shoot'em.

Posted by: Mark at December 5, 2006 10:07 PM


Wildthing, that cracked me up that bad I had to take a break...lol..lol.

After I recovered I pinched it and put it on another board...this one is generating a lot of heat between the Dems and Republican posters on the board...and I palced your blogsite there too...;)

Posted by: Lyn in Australia at December 6, 2006 05:59 AM


Sierrahome Hi and thank you.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 6, 2006 10:45 AM


Mark oh wow thank you, I had forgotten about Danny Rodequez, he was awesome.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 6, 2006 10:47 AM


Mark, Hahahahahaahahhaa

Your righht I keep forgetting to lock that back door. hahaha

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 6, 2006 10:48 AM


Lyn in Australia, thanks for doing that. I am glad you like it.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 6, 2006 10:49 AM