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January 09, 2010

" My New Truck " ~ LOL

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States

Barack Hussein Obama

Damn I love this truck ...

Wild Thing's comment.......

LMAO good one!!

....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
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Posted by Wild Thing at January 9, 2010 04:45 AM


Reminds me of Ozzy trying to get his voice-activated radio to work in his car. The radio couldn't understand him any better than the rest of us.

Posted by: Jim at January 9, 2010 11:49 AM

Jim he's the pits aint he ? Now they got these cars talking to you,the GPS system and on-board monitoring "your rear tires are 15 pounds underinflated"..."your Oil is 1/2 quart low".

Posted by: Mark at January 9, 2010 01:34 PM

Jim, hahhahaha yes it does.

Posted by: Wild Thing at January 9, 2010 03:53 PM