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July 20, 2007
Southerners are Always SO Durn Polite!
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Iran Air 712 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
...Pause: ...Static...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!!!"
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911"
Saudi Air: "YOU JUST HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! ...INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!!!"
Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "...Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now... and be sure to tell Allah "hey" for us, will you?"
Posted by Wild Thing at July 20, 2007 12:47 AM
Comments
.."Our Father, who art in Heaven...and deliver US from evil...are you ready? LET'S ROLL!" - Amen sayeth the soul of Todd Beamer UF # 93!
Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at July 20, 2007 06:05 AM
Of course, Southerners are polite--my dad's mom was an Arkansas girl.
I love this one.
Just roll 'em into each other!
Posted by: Lynn at July 20, 2007 06:08 AM
Y'all come back and see us. That is great.
Oh yeah, the South the last bastion of Liberty in the entire country. God Bless all of us Red-Necks.
Posted by: Mark at July 20, 2007 10:04 AM
Lord I needed that laugh this close to going home! TY!
Posted by: Jo at July 20, 2007 04:06 PM
Darth, thank you, I will always be so proud of Todd Beamer and the others too that did all they could do.
Posted by: Wild Thing at July 20, 2007 11:26 PM
Lynn, that is great, I am glad you liked it.
Posted by: Wild Thing at July 20, 2007 11:27 PM
Mark, giggle, I am so glad you liked it.
Posted by: Wild Thing at July 20, 2007 11:31 PM
HI JO good to see you. I am so glad you liked it.
Posted by: Wild Thing at July 20, 2007 11:32 PM
