Theodore's World: Thinking About A Dog........

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January 01, 2010

Thinking About A Dog........

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses
whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head :

Holy Crap!.... My Dog's A Democrat


Wild Thing's comment........

LOL hahahahahahahaha

Sebastian ( my dog) says he likes this one too. heh heh

......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

13th Combat Aviation Battalion - 1st Aviation Brigade - Soc Trang, Republic of Vietnam

Posted by Wild Thing at January 1, 2010 05:40 AM


Thanks for the laugh Chrissie...have a wonderful New Year !!!

Posted by: James M at January 1, 2010 08:18 AM

Also like Democrats, some dogs are very noisy.

Posted by: TomR at January 1, 2010 10:36 AM

My neighbor's dog is a thieving, garbage diving, Democrat then. I love 'im anyway!!!

Posted by: Jack at January 1, 2010 01:32 PM

A dog like that would probably get eaten around here. My neighbor bought two 'peeps' last February, baby chickens. He thought they were one male and one female in about 4 months they both were laying eggs.

When the warm weather came he built them a coop outside raised on stilts put a roof over them and had two feeders for them.

About a month ago he came over and asked if I had heard a commotion in his yard on Sunday. Sundays he's at the fleemarket.

Why I asked. He said, a Bear killed his chickens. Went over to his yard and sure enough there were feathers everywhere the cage was ripped open and Chickens were gone. He followed the tracks down by the creeks and they disappeared into the mountain.

There's a moral here, Bob did all the work, fed the chicks, raised them, took care of them, just to have some greedy democrat come along and take his private property for his own pleasure. When the government was informed, Bob was told, If you hurt that Bear you'll be arrested. So even the Bears in Pennsylvania are on the Government dole.

The Ranger did offer Bob some Rubber bullets, believe it or not, providing he had a 10 gauge Shot gun. Just what you want to do shoot a Bear with rubber bullets just to piss him off. Usually they run from humans, except right before the
Hibernate, then they get hungry and mean.

Anyways that little yapper would be a nice snack for one of our Government Welfare Bears.

Posted by: Mark at January 1, 2010 07:17 PM

I hope Bob get's that bear Mark, rubber bullets eh, horse pucky!!!

Well, why should the orientals get all the goodies? For some of us who have dined in the Ville, who knows what was in that dish, not a lot of monkeys or dogs around come to think of it, how about some Chinese food, eh? I'll pass on the beetles though!!!

Why waste a good meal, this recipe is for Lynx and can be used for cat, both are white meat similar to rabbit or veal.: Dog or beef if you prefer dark meat:

Lynx (Cat) Stew:

2 lbs. cat meat
4 tablespoons fat(bear grease?)
1 small onion, chopped
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground dry summer savory
1/4 teaspoon ground dry oregano
4 potatoes, quartered
4 carrots, diced
1/2 cup celery, chopped
2 tablespoons flour
1/2 cup cold water

Posted by: Jack at January 1, 2010 07:43 PM

Mark, wow what a story, thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Wild Thing at January 1, 2010 08:45 PM