Theodore's World: Holy Hand Grenade

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June 07, 2008

Holy Hand Grenade





And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."



Wild Thing's comment........

For something non political haha

Posted by Wild Thing at June 7, 2008 01:45 AM


Comments

muslim grenade instructions;
1. grasp grenade in left(shit wiping)hand

2. pull pin with right hand

3. release spoon(lever)

4. count to three

5. throw pin

Posted by: TomR at June 7, 2008 12:45 PM


Holy Monty Python. For another non political bit of Monty Python humor.

fish slapping dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI&feature=related

Posted by: Les at June 7, 2008 04:00 PM


Tom, LMAO good one!

Posted by: Wild Thing at June 7, 2008 06:15 PM


Les, hahaahahhaha good one!

Posted by: Wild Thing at June 7, 2008 06:16 PM