Theodore's World: Southwest Flight Attendant Entertains Passengers With Hilarious Pre-Flight Safety Check (Video)

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April 15, 2014

Southwest Flight Attendant Entertains Passengers With Hilarious Pre-Flight Safety Check (Video)






Southwest Flight Attendant Entertains Passengers With Hilarious Pre-Flight Safety Check

The flight attendant, Marty Cobb, started off the safety instructions with a bang as she introduced the other attendants.

"If I can pretend to have your attention for just a few moments, my ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features."

"Everybody gets their very own teeny-weenie yellow Southwest bikini."

"Place the mask over your nose and mouth and breathe normally. To activate the flow of oxygen, please insert .75 cents for the first minute"

She gets a round of applause when she gets done..



Wild Thing's comment............

My guess is the flight attendant got tired of people not listening. hahaha


Posted by Wild Thing at April 15, 2014 12:55 AM


Comments

She's good.

Posted by: BobF at April 15, 2014 06:53 AM


Southwest Airlines employees all seem to really enjoy their jobs. I remember when SWA first got started at Dallas Love Field. They initially only flew short haul to Houston and San Antonio. Many people predicted that SWA would not last long because it's founder Herb Kelleher did not take life seriously. Now this was in the days of stewardesses. Kelleher hired good looking young gals and had them wear hot pants and white go go boots. Other airlines were aghast and the rest of SWA story is successful history. It now is one of the world's largest air carrier.

Posted by: TomR,armed in Texas at April 15, 2014 02:01 PM