December 28, 2007
Your Babylon Babe of the Euphrates Wishes You A ...
GOOOOOOD MORNING Cradle of Civilization Crusaders! This is your wake-up call from your #1 Babylon Babe of the Euphrates and Tigress of the Tigris, RAMADAN ROSIE!Due to my new freedom and my love for your American troops I will pop in here when I can, but please don't waterboard me again if I am not here every Friday as I had promised when I was still under the Allah the moon gods laws. Just know Ramadan Rosie is thinking of you.
So the presidential election is only 11 months away? Our mission still continues to destroy islamofascism and slam it's democratic sympathizers daily, despite Defeatocrat Senaturd Harry Reid's claims that "We have already lost this war...." How about these bumper stickers and tee shirts:* Our troops are over there so they won't cut your head off over here!
* Land of the free because of the brave!
* U.N. American? United Nothings!
* After Iraq, let's get SYRIAous!
* Iran Kryptonite: Shaving Cream & Pork Chops!
* Democrats make an ASS of AMERICA since 1968!
* Liberalism is a no brainer!
* If guns kill people, then spoons make Ted Kennedy fat!
www.ThoseShirts.com and www.RightWingStuff.com
If I offended the politically correct kooks... that's tough shiite on a shingle! And no your Ramadan Rosie is not owner of these sites. So you terroriosts lovers don't think I am pushing anything but Love for our troops and how awesome your America is. Got that camel breath.
I'm praying to God for a Hillary & Obama 2008 ticket and their bumper sticker:
HIPS 'N Q-TIPS 2008!
Gotta go now and shave my legs. Since I ditched the burka, I feel like a born again lamb chop without the wool. That was BAAAAAA D ! Continue to be MERRY and celebrate your wonderful
'Twelve Days of Christmas' too. Happy New Year 2008 and our freedom isn't free. Thank-You all for your patriotism, heroism, selflessness, sacrifices and compassion....
Your Tigress of the Tigris - Ramadan Rosie !
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December 21, 2007
Friday With Your Tigress of the Tigris, Ramadan Rosie
As you know I was successfully snatched, grabbed and waterboarded by the following during OPERATION ICEBREAKER: USMC recon, USA Rangers, US Navy Seals, Royal Marines, Black Watch, USAF Pararescue and many other of your soldiers, sailors and Fly Boys.
In the process my burka was removed and of course I ended up with only this bikini. I was generously given part of one of their Santa outfits, but for some reason the soldiers said they could not find the jacket. I do love the suspenders aren't they cute? If I snap by suspenders just soooo with my finger tips I can even get a few soldiers to salute me.
Oh we are having fun over here in the land of sand. But they are busy too, there are still a lot of my former brain dead Allah freaks to find, take prisoner or of course help them get to those promised virgins ( allah lied about that as I mentioned last week. There are no virgins at all but 72 hairy lipped, womens lib, man hating members of one of your organizations called N.O.W. they came over here when they delivered a check to the terrorists from Code Pink).
Did you hear the latest from the country near us Iran? You know the one that women in Iran who do not wear the hijab or Muslim headscarf, should die. That is the newest declaration from one of their top Muslim clerics in Iran, Hojatolislam Gholam Reza Hassani. Don't you think his name sounds like HOT Botulism? LOL May the stings of a thousand bees land on his forehead. Did I say that? This Tigress of the Tigris has come a long way. But your soldiers are ever so convincing.
"Women who do not respect the hijab and their husbands deserve to die," said Hassani, who leads Friday prayers in the city of Urumieh, in Iranian Azerbaijan."I do not understand how these women who do not respect the hijab, 28 years after the birth of the Islamic Republic, are still alive," he said.
"These women and their husbands and their fathers must die," said Hassani, who is the representative of the Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei in eastern Azerbaijan."
What a change life is from living under such laws and thinking. Your Western ways are much more fun. I think Muhammad was not only evil but also a stuffed shirt don't you? That is where these clerics get their instructions from his writings and that silly Quran filled with let's go bomb someone today verses.
Time to go and I leave with you my wishes for your Holiday called Christmas. And here is my Christmas tip for you.
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December 14, 2007
Ramadan Rosie Has Become An Ally
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This is your ever loving Tigress of the Tigris, Ramadan Rosie.As you can see I have joined the ranks of the winners. Ramadan Rosie is no fool, I may not have had the purple finger from voting without smelling Sadam lurking over my shoulder with a sword. I was busy that day telling the world how awful America was and I mocked the vote, and all that fought to make it happen. Yes your camo covered troops were my enemy. They meant freedom and I was sure I would not like it. But alas.........................
Yes alas, after much thought and inspection of your country and your passion for your Freedom. I looked deeper into our Koran and what Allah has said. I was lied to, by Allah himself I tell you!! And the teachings I received of Muhammad were also lies. All lies much like the lies your Clinton's tell and have gotten away with.No longer will I kneel and pray 5 times a day, I have discovered much more enjoyment in going to the Allah's Cut and Run for fashionable hair styles. And then sit in my newest non Burka outfit at the local Camel Riders Coffee Cafe and sip rich dark coffee as I visit with your troops and play dominoes.
No longer will those words 'praise Allah' cross my lips covered with this glossy Red # 5 by Chanel at your local Bazaar at the Mecca Mall.
Join me if you like in Operation Icebreaker as I join forces with your troops to bring you the truth about the liar Allah and his Koran filled with instructions of how to become Islamozombies of death.
shukran ( it means thank you and is Arabic and most applicable to the Gulf states such as Kuwait, Bahrain and Qatar)
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November 30, 2007
T.A.I.F. Thank ALLAH It's Friday! from Ramadan Rosie
Hey infidels, it's RAMADAN ROSIE coming to you LIVE from 'The Cradle of Civilization' at 33 degrees 00 North and 44 degrees 00 East!
Hello from the 58th largest country in Allah's world and all 168,743 square miles!
Since infidels have to celebrate their Thanksgiving Day holiday and shop to they drop on Black Friday .... Ramadan Rosie decided to take a four day weekend off as well. And so did your opposition since there's not too much going on when infidels are stuffing themselves with turkey and gravy and stuffing and cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie! No wonder 60% of Americans are OVERWEIGHT and many OBESE! How come your US Marines can't follow in the same tradition?
About that Black Friday capitalist thing, how come you shop at 4 a.m. with plastic credit cards and debit cards? WE have soooo much oil revenues that usuing debit cards is beneath us. Do your Exxon and Texaco executives in Texas use debit cards, along with their company limos and Hummers and Lexus cars? I'm sure these executive infidels have company GA$ CARD$ too. Shame you nor your families don't!
We are curious that on Thanksgiving you give thanks to your God only one day a year? We're glad you are finally removing the CHRIST from your Christmas Day celebrations on December 25th in your secular 19 blue states! What took you infidels soooo long?
I'm listening to Ann Coulter on radio now and she needs a bodyguard 24-7 to protect her in the land of the Great Satan. What is going on over there in the land of plenty? I thought the cowboy and indian days, and Prohibition Era gangster days were long gone? Here's a quote from Ann Coulter coming at you: " We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing Adolf Hitler and his top Nazi officers. We carpet bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's WAR! And now this is war!"
Ann Coulter writes for www.humanevents.com and is one of your supposed patriots? Thank ALLAH she didn't replace John Bolten in the United Nations! Ann needs to Burka-Up!
Today's WORDS OF THE DAY to educate you infidels is "OPEN, O' SIMSIM!"
Come on now, you never had nursery rhymes nor fables read to you? How about "OPEN, SESAME!" Now you're getting it! Perhaps Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves rings a bell?
French Europeon Antoine Galland wrote 'The Book of One Thousand and One Nights' in the 18th century. It was all about Ali Baba, who was a poor Arab wood cutter. His father, the caliph, was murdered by invading Mongols....... And yes infidels, Mongols were occupiers too.
So we have been occupied many times before and as you say, " We've been there and done that deal many a time!" Don't you infidels know about foreign cultures and religions and other nation's histories? How come you're constantly told that history repeats itself, and if so, how come you don't LEARN from the past? As you say on your immoral M-TV and BET videos: "WTF?"
We hope you have plenty of more holiday turkeys and pigs to eat, so you'll be so stuffed you won't be able to get off that chair while the football games are being played! Why didn't you name New England's team the New England Puritans? At least they were peaceful and religious occupiers!
So long for now and remember, all you infidels have to do is convert to Islam and pay the tax! It's that easy!!
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November 16, 2007
T.A.I.F. Sports Can Be Dangerous For Your Health
Goooooood Morning Baghdad!
Thank ALLAH - It's Friday!
The infidels in the land of the Great Satan need to know that Ali Jaafar was an infamous Iraqi sports caster during the reign of beloved Saddam Hussein. Iraqis love sports and especially soccer, rugby and boxing. Ali Jaafar was famous, especially when he was assassinated!
Also, today we have good news and bad news. The good news is that the soccer game between FC Baghdad and the Green Zone Generals has not been cancelled. The bad news there has been IED's discovered on one end of the soccer field, so the coin toss prior to the match will be very important!
Heads or Tails ? As you infidels like to say " Good luck".
And to the infidel that thought it was cute to send me a box of chocolate covered pork rinds, Ramadan Rosie is not laughing.
Peace my brothers and sisters and all one has to do is convert to Islam, the 72 virgins await you.
Allah Ackbar
Ramadan Rosie
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November 09, 2007
Ramadan Rosie Says T.A.I.F.
Goooooood Morning Baghdad / Anbar Triangle....Surf's bad on the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers today.
Thank ALLAH - It's Friday!
The war against terror is still going on and on and on and on and Ramadan Rosie wants to ask the G.I. Joe's the following question. As a supposed world superpower, how come the U.S. defeated Germany, Japan and Italy in three and a half years during World War II (January 1942-1945), and the war in Iraq is still going on and on and on?
This is a fair question because the same question I just asked to all of the deployed U.S. fighting men and women is the same question asked daily by U.S. Senator Harry Reid and his Democratic majority party. Also, Senator Reid admitted - Praise be to Allah - "...that we already lost this war."
The Ramadan Rosie Word of the Day is 'Abu Sufyan'. Abu Suyfan was a leader of the pagan Quraysh who opposed Muhammad, but later converted to Islam, the religion of peace. Like in the game of chess, it's important to respect one's opponent. And since your public school education system in the land of the Great Satan is poor to say the least, Ramadan Rosie will soon bring you infidels up to speed. All I need is your attention and patience and loyalty.
Infidels have removed their God from the classrooms and sporting events and family dinner tables. Infidels say that 80% of Americans are Christians, but most only attend religious services on Christmas and Easter, and not the other fifty weeks of the year. This is shocking to the religion of peace and to global believers.
Islam's holy day is Friday, the Jews is Saturday and the Christians holy day of obligation is Sunday.
If you want to learn about Islam, do not refer to Robert Spencer's 'The Truth About Muhammad -
Founder of the World's Most Intolerant Religion.'
Peace my brothers and sisters and all one has to do is convert to Islam and pay the tax. It's that easy.
Allah Ackbar
Ramadan Rosie
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