Theodore's World: Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

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April 05, 2010

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

H/T Theo Spark


A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.


Wild Thing's comment........


Scientific research got it right this time, heh heh!

......Thank you RAC for sending this to me.

RAC has a website that is awesome. 336th Assault Helicopter Company

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Posted by Wild Thing at April 5, 2010 04:55 AM


Thanks for the laugh Chrissie...what a great way to start the week!!!

Posted by: James M at April 5, 2010 07:59 AM

The only thing worse than looking at Pelosi is listening to her.

Posted by: TomR at April 5, 2010 09:38 AM

I agree James M and can't disagree with you TomR. Thanks Chrissie.

Posted by: Bob A at April 5, 2010 10:36 AM

I will update my periodic table of the elements!
Thanks WT

Posted by: Jim at April 5, 2010 03:04 PM

What can you say about this turd. They walked across the bridge as an in your face America demonstration instead of taking the tunnels which is the narmal course, to vote in the Hitler Health Care Plan. Then they claimed they heard the "N" word and were spit on. Fact there were cameras and Audio everywhere and nobody could detect any N words or saw anyone spitting.

Dense I don't know about that but they sure as hell are a bunch of Liars and Frauds.

Posted by: Mark at April 5, 2010 07:13 PM

Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Wild Thing at April 5, 2010 11:43 PM