Theodore's World: Hiding in plain sight

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May 15, 2009

Hiding in plain sight

Hi everyone. It's me, LindaSoG, and I'm butting in for a minute or two, to help Chrissie deal with a situation that needs some airing out.

I know those of you who come to Theodore's World day after day to read about what's happening out there, and to see what Chrissie has to say about it do so because you've come to respect her opinions and her ideas. Theodore's World is Chrissie's place, but is not really about Chrissie, it's about the world, and what's going on, how we feel about it and what we're going to do about it. Still, over time, you've come know about Chrissie, because she has shared little bits about herself with you.

If you were curious enough, you could alway peek at her personal website, which talks about her life and career as a model and an actress, and her husband's military service in the Navy, and his career as an actor and as a stunt man. She didn't hide these things, she just didn't make a big deal out it. After all, you don't come here because Chrissie used to be an actress, because she knew Hugh Hefner and hung out at the Playboy Mansion. You don't come here because she knew Bob Hope or Jack Klugman, or Adam West or anyone else in Hollywood. You don't come here because her husband did movies with Elvis Presley, or Charles Bronson, or James Colburn. You come here because of Chrissie's politics, her opinions, her thoughts and her ideas.

So, why talk about Hollywood now? Well, because Chrissie has attracted the attention of a left wing blogger, and not just any left wing blogger, but, the former "field organizer for the Obama campaign in Sarasota County," although jeepers, he wasn't very effective. He had that great big title and he only managed to earn one point out of a possible 10 and it looks like he didn't manage to even raise a dime for the messiah, but.... I digress. Anyways, being who he is, Chrissie likely ticked him off bad enough so that he did a little research into Chrissie's movie career. And now, he believes he has "discovered" what he thinks is a secret and he's harassing Chrissie about it. It's become annoying. So, we thought addressing it here might shut the situation down before it goes any further.

This is the film clip he is making a fuss about... our Chrissie appears first in the pink dress and then changes into shorts. She does a brief dance and then does her thing with the phone and drives off...

This was in the 1970s, the movie was Russ Meyer's Super Vixens, and back then, it was considered quite risque. Nowadays, it has become a cult classic with a large following. Chrissie was the only woman in the movie who kept her clothing on, and despite the fact that she was basically a walk on with like 7 minutes of camera time, she was so adorable that Russ used her on the movie poster.

It's no big secret but this guy thinks he's done a brilliant bit of detective work. Sorry but no, it's no big deal, no big discovery. Cooper is not the first to figure it out, he's just the first to be such an ass about it.

I think my favorite leftie to figure it out was this guy:

There's an actress named Christy Hartburg. Or "Christina Cummings", as she was listed for her appearances in NATIONAL LAMPOON GOES TO THE MOVIES, BJ AND THE BEAR and SHERIFF LOBO.

But under the name "Christy Hartburg", she appeared in Russ Meyers' SUPERVIXENS. She's got about 8 minutes of screen time, and she's the pinnacle of the curvy, healthy, early 70's pinup girl, before everyone started starving themselves into rib-tastic bonerkillitude:

Good Lord! Oh, where are you, Christy?

Well, turns out she's alive and well and a RAGING NEOCONSERVATIVE, living somewhere in Las Vegas. Her views on America, and George W. Bush, and the direction this country's been taking make Ann Coulter look like Janeane Garofalo.

Which intrigues me all the more. How do you reconcile ideas -- ideas which are so repellent to you -- being inside such an angelic package? "Christy Hartburg" would hate me. HATE ME. And I'd probably hate her. But somewhere in my mind, she'd still be SuperLorna, the motorist who go-go's at the gas station at the beginning of SUPERVIXENS. Sigh.

What bothers me the most about this Cooper guy is that he's writing these sweet little notes to Chrissie, "I've been reading your blog a long time, I would love to talk to you about your career, please call me." and then she finds that post in her site stats where at the same time he's writing about her site being a hate site and saying that she's unhinged. That's scary stuff right there, and he's wondering why she refuses to have any contact with him?

So, anyways, there you have it. There are no secrets to expose, and Cooper, sorry, but no interviews will be given.

Now. It's back to business as usual.

Posted by LindaSoG at May 15, 2009 06:35 AM


The audacity of a jackassery!
Ooooh, come on, Chrissie is one of the sweetest women I know. Of course troop hating, marxist supporting, judgmental liberals who can barely find their backside with both hands might see it otherwise!
Which one of us does not have something in their past, which could potentially be embarrassing? How many of us are now conservative, after being an active product of the 60's and 70's?
What you do and have done in the past only hurts if you are running for office... unless of course you work for the Democrats. Just look at the folks in the Obama cabinet!

Chrissie, you work so hard to support our troops and expose the affront to our Constitution and it is so greatly appreciated.
Hold your head high honey! You were a beauty then and you remain a beauty now, both inside and out!

Posted by: Melissa In Texas at May 15, 2009 08:26 AM

Dear Cooper,

I have a copy of that movie poster signed by Chrissie herself.

Your lame attempts at leveling charges of hypocrisy have reached the level of EPIC FAIL.

As a raging NEOCONSERVATIVE myself, all I can say is, please go fuck yourself.

Not your friend,


Posted by: Vinnie at May 15, 2009 08:49 AM

Thanks LindaSoG. Chrissie is adorable, always has been, always will be. All of us who know her don't give a damn about anything like this. It's cute, even! She looks like the All American Girl in the 60's and 70's, out for a fun day. Nothing nasty there, sorry Trolls, you're wasting your time.

Careful,Coop, you're trying to mess with a woman who traveled with Bob Hope for years, entertained the troops singing and dancing, including MY HUSBAND. Chrissie and the other girls, Ann Margaret included, brought our tired brave men some good clean eye candy. Do NOT try to make something dirty out of that.

Chrissie is salt of the earth, the girl next door and a personal friend of ours. Back the hell OFF.

Love you, Chrissie. Don't for a minute give these flaming jerks a sideways glance. They want to BE you!

Posted by: Stepperg at May 15, 2009 09:04 AM

Linda/Chrissie, I am sending an e-mail to the President of Creative Loafing. The President is Ben Eason. I am not mentioning any names, just letting the head guy know that his editor in engaged in harassing a blogger who's views differ from his and the messiah's. Dickwad!

Posted by: cuchieddie (DHS suspected terrorist)) at May 15, 2009 09:25 AM

Coop is just a bitter leftie. No balls, no brains, no guts.

Hey Coop, sucks to be you, eh?

Posted by: Billy Ray at May 15, 2009 09:27 AM

We love our Chrissie. She's absolutely adorable. Glad I got to see this. Doesn't change a thing for me. Makes me love our girl even MORE!
Chrissie you are amazing!

Posted by: Laura at May 15, 2009 09:41 AM

Dude is definitely a bitter fag.

Posted by: SondraK at May 15, 2009 09:48 AM

Here's where I "outed" Chrissie four years ago.

Chrissie, you are the sweetest person I know, and I've said it publicly many times. The best way to deal with this reptile is to continue doing what annoyed him in the first place. Shining a light on the rat's nest he lives in.



Posted by: Rodger Schultz at May 15, 2009 10:23 AM

Posted by: Rodger Schultz at May 15, 2009 10:27 AM

Chrissie has led a remarkable life -one that a loser like "Cooper" could barely comprehend.Do not judge what you could never understand. If "Cooper" receives any compensation from his newspaper gig I'm sure it's such a paltry sum that he has to supplement his income working at 7-11 . Chrissie- just keep on keeping on. You have always been and always will be a Great American -

Posted by: Willy at May 15, 2009 10:41 AM

So what is the big deal??? So she did a movie or two once it's called acting and I think she did a great job. There were so many of those types of films in the 60's and 70's. Does anyone actually think the women in them really where like that in real life? She did what the script called for that is it.

Some really smart women have “acted” like bimbos in countless films. Key word is “ACTED”… OK liberal boys and girls say it with me now “ACTED”!!! It means they were portraying something they really are not because someone wrote it in a script!!! They do that in movies, commercials, etc!!! They also wear costumes and make-up too unless you think every one of the apes in Planet of the Apes was a real talking monkey or the aliens on Star Trek look like that in real life! Michael Dorn does NOT look like Worf all the time and the green women are NOT always green. Sorry to bust that bubble!! Now take off your tinfoil hat!

Hey I am so conservative and so far right I sometimes think Rush Limbaugh is too liberal on some things and I still visit her blog regularly. I am not turned off of her just because she is in this film clip (I would not mind an autographed copy of the poster ha-ha).
We all know she has posed for Playboy in the past she has told us that, hundreds of other women have too. That does not mean she can’t be a conservative person in politics.

He is just trying to further the tired old stereo type that ALL conservative people are wound up so tight they can’t stand to see a woman that is not in a burka… Conservatives are not all like the Puritans that they like to make us out to be. Some of us know what a woman looks like, perhaps he does not.

She reminds me of the women our brave soldiers used to paint on the sides of their aircraft etc. Nothing wrong with it at all sort of in the vain of Vargas pinups, not a stick figure woman… That was what got a lot of our boys home. They wanted to get home to the girls they left behind!

This guy must be some sort of homo (like perez hilton) or something that the site of a pretty girl makes him ill. (maybe he is part of the taliban! OOOH let's torture him with Playboy centerfolds!) He is also obviously one of those liberal loons that are a part of the problem in this world instead of being like Chrissie and trying to be a part of the solution to the liberal chaos that is destroying our country! SO Chrissie is NOT PC, there are way too many people who are PC and that is a big problem. That is one reason her blog is popular and refreshing NO PC BS on it!!

So she ever so slightly changed her name, Christina to Chrissie for her online blog another big deal a lot of people do that (ever heard of a pen name?) There are a lot of those liberal loons that have used very different names in various situations and they are very, very far from their real names. What are they hiding hmmm?

There is really nothing this jerk has brought up that those of us that have any sort of online skills have not already discovered / Googled on our own and quite frankly it does not change the way we think about Chrissie one bit. It does however show us a lot about this liberal loon and his agenda and he should be ashamed of himself for being such a NO talent A$$.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CHRISSIE!! Ignore this A-hole!!!!

Posted by: Richard D. Ewing at May 15, 2009 10:46 AM

Another sad loser bitter about his pathetic life, so like a sand box bully, he tries to prove 'something', any thing, to make himself feel better.

Fuck off, loser!

Posted by: Gothguy at May 15, 2009 10:55 AM

I come to this site for the political opinion. As it happens, her opinion mirrors my own. I love the articles she posts in support of our military. So no one complaining, harrassing, or otherwise bothering Chrissie will come between me and my reading Theodore's World. As it so happens, I am one who has not looked at her personal site, so was unaware of what a babe she is. Wow, you are a babe. And with a brain! What a combination.

Posted by: Mike Williams at May 15, 2009 10:56 AM

Modern liberal ideology is a loosely organized social club, similar to those we all encountered in high school, and like those adolescent mobs there are strict rules for admission and for exclusion. Not only are all the cool people (in the 9th-grade sense of the word) also the beautiful people, but the beautiful people are supposed to also be cool; ruins the equation when a lovely women does not adhere to the playbook. Witness the spark and flame surrounding comments about Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean, Ann Coulter, and Michelle Malkin.

It's jealousy. Or, as Janeane Garafalo might put it: "That's just straight-up sexism".

Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel

Posted by: Dan Patterson at May 15, 2009 11:05 AM

Alternative Newsweeklies?? Sounds queer. I wonder if Cooper is a Perez Hilton admirer or a closet pervert.

Chrissie is loved and admired by a bunch of guys who have fought for America. We would fight some more for her. She and other young All American women sang and danced for our troops in Vietnam at a time when lefties like Cooper made it unpopular to support the troops.

I am sure the families and friends of those troops had no problem with girls like Chrissie, Ann-Magaret, Chris Noel, The Golddiggers, Miss Americas, Maggie Raye et al. Today we have NFL cheerleaders, girls of pro wrestling, beauty contestants, actresses and others on good will tours visiting our deployed troops.

Maybe if Cooper spent time supporting those men and women fighting for his freedom to publish "alternative" newspapers he would find it more rewarding than harassing a sweet patrotic lady with different viewpoints from his own.

Posted by: TomR at May 15, 2009 11:10 AM

I didn't think there was anything wrong with the movie but thats just me a Neo-conservative, gun-owning, Pro-life, right-wing, suspected terrorists(by the current paranoid Department of Homeland Security).

This Cooper jerk off, would be one of the NEW Castraties, Rush is always referring to. You ALL know the type Cooper is, he hit on some good looking babe and she cut his balls off. So at this point he has no identity except, maybe as a HAND MAIDEN FOR OBAMA. So to reinforce his missing masculinity he attacks Chrissie, I guess in some perverted way, only understood by a scumbag like Cooper it makes sense.

But Cooper, Chrissie has friends, very good friends and they will not stand for a maggot like you attacking her character, her integrity and her honor. So Cooper a word to the wise Castrati keep your mouth shut, or that can be done for you. So go play with your nip, because that's about all you have, you have no friends.

Posted by: Mark at May 15, 2009 11:10 AM

I've known about Chrissie's movie parts almost as long as I've known about and been visiting this site, got the DVD, would LOVE to have Vinnie's signed poster, and it doesn't change the way I feel about her and this site one iota.

I actually feel sorry for Cooper, who's life must be so pitiful that the only way he can feel better about himself is to drag someone as wonderful as Chrissie down to his level.

As Mark said, "Chrissie has friends". LOYAL friends. Rabid fans, you might say. Rabid fans that don't like mud flung at our friend. Word to the wise, Cooper.

We love you Chrissie, keep doing what you're doing.

Posted by: Rick at May 15, 2009 11:31 AM

"liberals are ferocious misogynists. They share Muslims' opinion of women, differing only to the extent that liberals also support a women's right to have an abortion and to perform lap dances"(Ann Coulter).

This guy is just a typical liberal creep. And based on the sweet little notes he sends and the trash he talks about her I would venture to guess this creep lives at home with his mother in the basement.

Posted by: MrHappy at May 15, 2009 11:35 AM

I posted the following to the leftist blog. Let's see how long it lasts there:

"Like any of this makes her any less right and you leftist dupes any less wrong about the economy or national defense.

This really is leftist retardation in motion - You Commiecrats make pretend, caricatured standards of what conservatives and patriots care about and then call balls and strikes based on your fantasy.

So I looked around for these pics. Considering the big deal being made, I expected, ya know, real hardcore jackoff worth nudity. Instead, the only one I've seen is so mild it'd easily make the cover of Vogue. Hell, Victoria's Secret catalogs show worse regularly. Yawn.

There is no one on this planet more puritanical than a Leftist on a "hypocrisy" tirade. It's so cute when you leftist Commiecrats are up-tight prudes who get a panic attack at the mere thought of s-e-x."

Posted by: Nick Byram at May 15, 2009 11:42 AM

I've posted my response -- on my site --.

-- So sorry Cooper - no more linkies for you. anyone interesting in reading about how we are so dumb that we misunderstood your brilliant investigative skills and your honorable intentions can go to your site without a link.


Posted by: Cooper Levey-Baker at May 15, 2009 11:51 AM

Oh Cooper, Cooper...what insidious dark spot lurks within you for you to take such an ignorant and hatefully so, shot at a wonderful person like Chrissie? Apparently she has more grace and integrity in her little toe than you have in your whole being.
I wonder what you have done in your younger years? Hell, most of us have done something a bit on the "wild" side. Some people would hold it against it us - some would chalk it up to growing up. Seems like you haven't done much of the growing up part. How sad that you're such a negative and bitter person who's spitting on the gift of life God gave you with grace. (oh, having just checked out your Facebook listing, I see you're still young - that's sadder still.)
What's wrong? Since all that hopey/changey election high is over (And how's that working out for ya?), you have to go out and really search for someone to dump on?
Grow up.
Chrissie - Just consider the source! ;o)

Posted by: yankeemom at May 15, 2009 11:54 AM

Chrissy and Linda, truthfully I wouldn't give this left wing hack the time of day. The two posts at his site pertaining to Chrissy have generated more comments than ALL his posts this year. Yes, I went thru his archives.(Hangs head in shame) And almost half of THOSE comments are his replys to comments. I believe I can count his readers without taking off my shoes. Until today I was blistfully unaware of this guy and I am looking foward to the time I will be again.

Posted by: gsebes at May 15, 2009 12:23 PM

"I've posted my response -- on my site --."

As have I. It's on....

Posted by: Nick Byram at May 15, 2009 12:27 PM

Wellp, we saw more of Carrie Prejean, and she kept her job.
I'd hug Chrissie, but my arms just aren't long enough.

Posted by: DougM at May 15, 2009 12:33 PM

Can I have a piece of this dirtbag? I will have him in the fetal position, crying for his mommy and I won't lay a hand on him.

Posted by: Glenn Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET at May 15, 2009 12:51 PM

Chrissy and Linda, truthfully I wouldn't give this left wing hack the time of day. The two posts at his site pertaining to Chrissy have generated more comments than ALL his posts this year. Yes, I went thru his archives.(Hangs head in shame) And almost half of THOSE comments are his replys to comments. I believe I can count his readers without taking off my shoes. Until today I was blistfully unaware of this guy and I am looking foward to the time I will be again.

Posted by: gsebes at May 15, 2009 12:55 PM

Glenn: The link is above. Join the fray!

Posted by: Nick Byram at May 15, 2009 12:55 PM

I didn't know that. All I can say is...WOW! That's one of the nicest Porsche's I've ever seen!

Honestly, if I had the gifts that Chrissie was blessed with, I would have done the same. There's absolutely nothing wrong with this. You can see as much on "The Young and the Restless." The left has such a phobia of intelligent, attractive women. It must be threatening to them somehow. Maybe their worst fear would be Sarah/Chrissie 2012. I may be on to something here.

Posted by: Jim Warren at May 15, 2009 01:00 PM

I remember when a post came up about the women of FOX news, and the lefty trolls where calling us hippocrits for oogling the women of FOX, and questioning our family values. How do those morons think families get started? BTW it took me awhile to see Nick is the zombie in "The Norliss Tapes"! That movie scared me to death as a youngster, brings back memories to me now. Thanks!

Posted by: Mikey Lee at May 15, 2009 01:35 PM

Go Chrissie! Thank you for your time and talents.

Posted by: Odin at May 15, 2009 01:59 PM

HA HA HA!!! This guy has about the maturity of a friggin' high school kid. Anybody know how old this asshole is $20 says he's is at least twice my age. He's a typical angry liberal: a douchebag with the intelligence of a cockroach and one who resorts to personal attacks, no balls AND no brains; and like Mark said no friends.

I'm about ready to throw this sombitch a blanket party. Who's with me?

Chrissie, keep up the good work.

Posted by: JohnE PFC U.S. Army at May 15, 2009 02:09 PM

Sadly the left holds conservatives to a standard they themselves are incapable of living up to. What person over 40 does not have something in their past which they may now regret having done. Who we were 30+ years ago bears little on who we became since. Don't let the liberal dirt bags get you down. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Nomad at May 15, 2009 02:39 PM

Oh and did I mention that when I was a youngin, I loved the Russ Meyer Vixen flicks. Go Chrissie!!

Posted by: cuchieddie (DHS suspected terrorist)) at May 15, 2009 03:00 PM

First I'd like to thank dearest Linda for standing up for one of the most wonderful women in the world, thank you for butting in.

Didn't we have a discussion about narrow mindedness earlier?

I don't know what Cooper Levey-Baker is trying to impugn by attacking Chrissie. I've read her entire sites, all of them and find nothing but selfless love of country, our military and her husband. Chrissie avails herself to a few of us veterans who consider her one of us, more than that she is family. The simple fact that her Hollywood identity isn't a highpoint with her, the anti-American denizens of Hollywood sets her apart and it threatens their realm. Like I mentioned earlier about Communist Cells, this ratbastard Cooper Levey-Baker with the hyphenated surname is trying to publicly scorn and criticize her for her non-conformity to the Communist world. "It" Levey-Baker, is following the directive from ACORN and Obama to attack anything conservative and we get accused of being the radicals. From an industry known for it's amoral indiscretions in public, Hollywood deservedly has earned the title of bastard queen of the world, a place with a most high population of illegitimate children. Chrissie has distanced herself from all that.

So I have to wonder about that hyphenated surname of this Obama organizer who is pawning 'itself' off as a journalist. A pitiful eunuch, self emasculated to serve Islam and Communism. "It" Levey-Baker, has nothing constructive to offer so "It" Levey-Baker, becomes the attack machine for Obama by attacking all of us. Don't forget non-androgenous asshole "It" Cooper Levey-Baker that we are a family and we'll protect our family against the likes of you. Looks like she outed you and and you are a bitter sycophant being led around by your lack of manhood by the comrades, you're "It" Levey-Baker.

We all love and cherish you Chrissie, none of this will change my feelings and admiration of and for you. Love you to much. Never give in to this scumbag!!!

Go Chrissie!!

Posted by: Jack at May 15, 2009 05:51 PM

Thank you Linda for this post and even more
for your friendship. I could never have done
the post about this and kept it without being
a book length long.

All of you have been so kind, it has me crying
from seeing such awesome people that God has
let me know. You all really do mean so very
much to me.

As you know I always try to reply to every
comment in my posts, but for this one I want
to just do one big hug for each one of you and
a VERY humble, in awe actually thank you.

Thank you with all my heart!!!!

((((((((((((((((((( HUG ))))))))))))))))

Posted by: Wild Thing at May 15, 2009 06:47 PM

Cooper, if you are reading these, you can contact me at my blog:

I will meet you anywhere in the Fort Worth area day or night. I'm 59 so you have a chance of crawling back to your car once you regain consciousness.

Drop me a line, punk.

Posted by: Billy Ray at May 15, 2009 06:51 PM

(((HUGS))) back at cha Chrissy.

Posted by: gsebes at May 15, 2009 07:08 PM

Chrissie and Nick have had a life that most of us couldn't have ever dreamed of. And, to think that they devote so much of there time to this blog and to each of us. Chrissie answers us personally on most every comment we make. She'll email you to thank you for your comments and friendship. Myself, I consider it an honor to call her and Nick my friends.

Levey-Baker? Sounds like an emasculated male.

Posted by: BobF at May 15, 2009 07:50 PM

Thanks, Linda, for leading from the front for Chrissie.

HA! Cooper ~ you lose.

Posted by: yankeemom at May 15, 2009 08:24 PM

I continue to be in awe of classy conservative women who can be so graceful in response to a silly gnat like that.

I don't get here nearly enough but extend my lurve and admiration for who you are and all you do. And a big HUG from the Southwest!

Posted by: mech at May 15, 2009 08:56 PM

Chrissie - I love you to bits - always have and always will! It is a crying shame that someone can be so obtuse and shallow so as to make a big "to-do" out of this. Never change, and try not to let this kind of stuff get to you (I know it is always easier said than done). What you have done, and do every day is far more important than some clinger who wants a story.


Posted by: Merri at May 15, 2009 09:08 PM

I just drove in from Ft. Myers today, and got back to my computer after a few days on the water. As I drove up, I believe I saw Cooper. It was in a Rest Area and he was attempting to entice a trucker to the back of the restroom.
Sarasota? That place has been a haven for Liberals for years. As I remember, they even tried to get a fence put up to protect them from the Cracker Ranchers to their east.
Cooper- If you really had a life, you would not have neither the time nor the interest in attempting to dirty one of my patriot friends. You and your sorry assed friends are a disgrace to the country. We here in the Redneck Riviera enjoy that we aren't as loaded with liberals as is your neighborhood. Check my homepage for some of what we are about.
nuf sed

Posted by: Frankly Opinionated at May 15, 2009 09:59 PM


I am honored to call you my friend. You are blessed with more grace and beauty than a thousand of these hyphenated camel fleas. Jealousy is an ugly thing, as evidenced by this fool's attempts to throw some kind of stink on you. You are and have always been a beauty, and a classy lady.

Luv ya, mean it.

Elvis, 008

Posted by: Elvis at May 15, 2009 11:25 PM

Well. It has certainly been a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

I have just opened a lovely bottle of Israeli wine imported from the Golan, and I raise my glass to our lovely host, and to each of you.

It's an honor to know each and every one of you.

Thank you, all of you.

Posted by: LindaSoG at May 15, 2009 11:51 PM


You'll get my signed poster when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers.

Chrissie, it's still sealed up in the tube. I haven't opened it since you signed it.


Posted by: Vinnie at May 15, 2009 11:56 PM

Wow, I just have 3 comments.

1. As a young enlisted member of the Air Force, I remember watching a midnight showing of this movie on base in California. I, and the entire packed theater of young members of the military loved it.

2. I am honored to be able to thank you now.

3. I am now a new follower of this blog thanks to the efforts of some moron who thought he knew how to smear and destroy someone.

Posted by: Pete at May 16, 2009 12:07 AM

To all......

My heart is so full, you all have had me
crying tears of such gratitude that God
has blessed me with such wonderful people
to know.

I love your love for our country so much.
The way you have brought so much into my
life, I have learned so much from you.
The laughter you bring and tears of joy too
as we celebrate the good and the sharing
of heartache as we rant about the concerns
we have for our beloved country.

I really am overwhelmed at how someone could
know such totally awesome people like I do.


Posted by: Wild Thing at May 16, 2009 01:31 AM


Greater love hath no man...

I'll figure some other way. Probably devious.

Posted by: Rick at May 16, 2009 01:44 AM

(Hands in pockets, scuffs foot back and forth)
"Shucks, ma'am. T'wernt nothin'. Real easy when you know the country has people like YOU innit."

Posted by: Rick at May 16, 2009 01:48 AM

Pete, it is so nice to meet you.

Thank you so much for serving our

That is so neat about them showing
the movie. Thank you so much for
sharing about that.

Russ Meyer the producer of the movie
was an Army Veteran so I know he had
a lot of respect for our military.

Thank you again Pete!

Posted by: Wild Thing at May 16, 2009 02:27 AM

I don't usually have anything to add to your posts. I will say something here. I am always surprised at these libs thinking we conservatives will be so shocked that a woman has once (or more) taken some clothes off.

Cooper should look at the birth rates. It is the conservatives having the children. Seems that we kind of like women removing clothes. We worry some when women forget that clothing removal is best done discreetly, that isn't because we don't like naked, it's because, unlike liberals, we don't like turning people into objects.

Posted by: Peter at May 16, 2009 02:48 AM

Hi all, (((hugs)))) Chrissie, seriously, why am I always last here? Silly time zones but I need the Honolulu weather.
Anywho, forget this punk, you have more class in your fingernail clippings then he'll ever have in his entire life. You are one of the very few bloggers I would trust with my daughters.
If you and Nick are ever in Hawaii, the first few rounds are on me.
Oh, I remember that movie too. I saw it in high school the first time. A cult classic but not as great as the toxic avenger. LOL

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 16, 2009 03:37 AM

whoa! who is this cooper guy? I read his comments about you, what is this socialist communist problem, is he one of that obamas stooges ?cant he see where this fool is taking the united states, cooper why are you digging around anyway.

Chrissie is one of the most respected and loved people on this earth, along with Mr.Nick I bet you have never did a darn thing in your life worth a crap, she was a model and actress , she made her way with Mr. Nick, I can tell you cooper she did more for Vietnam veterans than you will ever know, and we love her, right wing, hub! she tells it like it is, do you ever watch the news, if so you would know how much Obama's thugs and idiots have in just less than four months , have set this nation back ten years..of course once a communist ,I guess its hard to get it of your pea brain, if you want to dig ,why don't you did up Obama's past, no doubt you would be pleased to find out he is a socialist dictator want a be, everyone has a opinion, cooper, I my opinion of you is ,you are a S##TH##D us right wingers want what what's best for America, and obama is not good for America, he is a devout racist just like his wife, for once I am not proud of our president, sound like someone you know ,,,du! hey cooper I watched the movie clip,she is so pretty,then and now, what's the big deal, her comments , I love reading the truth, instead of watching some forked tongue idiot try and sell the people of the united states a ton of horse crap, and the truth is, first off cooper I have black friends, so don't even go there, but as proof by the election , blacks will believe he is the new Christ, I can tell you ,I can thank Chrissie for helping me get through cancer and chemo, she emailed me all the time ,and I would not take a million dollars for the pleasure I got from reading her emails , I don't never met her or Mr. Nick in person, we have been email friends for sometime, I keep in contact with her and Mr. Nick, its just like I have known them all my life, the way I see it is you cant handle the truth, GUESS WHAT COOPER DON'T LOGON TO HER SITE YOU WANT LIKE WHAT YOU READ her site is for true Americans, there are plenty of sites you can read and enjoy, like the black panthers party,, democratic socialist party, NAACP socialist of America, obama web site, Chrissie and Mr. Nick worked hard for what they have, and your digging will not embarrass anybody, Ms Linda and I hope Chrissie sends you a copy of my email mail, when I saw what was written about Chrissie,I saw red, I wouldn't respond to cooper if I were her, not worth the time,,just in case he sees this email mail, my real name Vietnam veteran U. S Army and damn proud of it,find something else for you fingers to do.putting this at here now.

Posted by: Larry Barnes (US Army VN Dec 66 - Dec 67) at May 16, 2009 05:35 AM

How extremely childish and hypocritical liberals are. Aren't they the champions of the "if it feels good, do it" philosophy? You know, free love and all that? This cooper guy is the poster child of hypocrisy. Correction... Pelosi is. Perhaps he's related.

I've never been here before and only came by because of a link left on a friend's blog, so I don't know Chrissie, but I don't see anything wrong with her seven minute stunt in that movie. Incidently, she was a better actress than that naked chick. LOL! Talk about bad acting!

Chrissie, the only person who has something to be embarrassed about is this troll, but of course troll's have no class. After all, they pick their noses and live uder bridges. Get a life, Cooper... or see a psychiatrist. You are certainly in need of one!

Posted by: Gayle at May 16, 2009 10:29 AM

So Rodger says I should come over here again. It has been a while, but what the heck. Maybe Chrissie should arrange a meeting. Then some of her friends could have a little chat with him 'bout being rude and shitty.
(and I hope you are doing well yourself there LindaSoG.)
By the way, in that era when you were making and we were watching Vixen movies, there was a saying that we had painted on the sides of our vans: Don't let the turkey's get you down". Sage advice from the time.

Posted by: Chuck from Tacoma at May 16, 2009 11:32 AM

Interesting, isn't it, how he can't disagree with ideas; it's "I'd probably hate her." And he assumes she'd hate him instead of just disagreeing with him. Just the kind of reasoning we've come to expect from the left.

Posted by: Firehand at May 16, 2009 05:20 PM

Chrissie, thank you again for all you have done. Thanks for your movie career and all it inspired in me and others. Thanks for all you did and DO for the troops. Thanks for the warm welcome you gave me when I started blogging.

The many achievements in multiple areas probably is enough to set something as pathetic as this Coop creep off since even one is more than they have. Second, no need for anyone to debate them, as this is a religious matter for it, as in a matter of faith (and ignorance) about the world that no amount of fact, citation, or discourse can change. Closed mind, and not much of a mind there to start from what I can see. As for the mental midget in question, here's something: Quit being a Dou-Che; and, if you can't, come on over to and get your ovaries handed to you by even our trolls.

Chrissie, you always have been and always will be Super in my book. Ignore it, and press on, and drive the pathetic looser completely over the bend as an added bonus by doing so.

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at May 17, 2009 07:15 AM

I love Chrissie! There isn't a sweeter girl out there with a bigger heart for the troops than Chrissie!

Posted by: Greta at May 17, 2009 09:46 AM

Posted by: Gothguy at May 17, 2009 09:55 AM

I can't believe that anyone would be so cruel to Chrissie! I have never met her in person, but she is the sweetest, kindest and most generous lady in the world!

When I was down in Orlando for my Mom's second knee replacement surgery, Crissie tracked me down just so she could offer me encouragement and prayer. She was insistent that if I needed ANYTHING, I was to call her and she'd do whatever she could to help out.

I cannot imagine any leftist turd having such a generosity of spirit paired with a loving and humble attitude, and this idiot, Cooper, does nothing to change my mind.

Chrissie, I'm sending lots of hugs and prayer, and if you need ANYTHING, it would be my honor and joy to return the wonderful kindness you gave to me!

Love and hugz, my friend; don't let the turkeys get you down. After all, as my Mom might say, "Consider the source!" ;-)

Posted by: Kat at May 17, 2009 01:34 PM

Dweebs like that moron are not ever going to be anything in life. They do NOT know how. It is their unwavering hypocritic duty, that defies all logic and function.


Posted by: forest hunter at May 17, 2009 01:59 PM

Laughing Wolf,thank you so much for
your friendship. OH my gosh thank you.

Posted by: Wild Thing at May 17, 2009 05:39 PM

To everyone, I wish I could meet you all
and thank you in person. I am so touched,
tears in and a bursting heart here. I am so
blessed to know such awesome people.

Thank you!


Posted by: Wild Thing at May 17, 2009 05:42 PM

Gothguy, thank you so much.

Gosh I want so much to respond to everyone.

Posted by: Wild Thing at May 17, 2009 05:44 PM

Cooper Levey-Baker is a smelly log in the toilet. His stench is unbearable. Someone please flush him.

Posted by: Table4two at May 17, 2009 09:32 PM


You are everything worth fighting for in America. Thank you for keeping America beautiful in her darkest days.

CW4, US Army

Posted by: Matt at May 18, 2009 08:26 AM

WOW- too much time on your hands Cooper Levey-Baker? How about putting your time and energy into something positive. What is positive?? Well-- in this case, it is something that you are not.

Positive is more that ZERO-- in which, you are.

Posted by: shelle at May 18, 2009 08:29 AM

When you get reactions like this from the asshat gallery, you are surely on target. Fire for effect, Chrissie, and knock the bastards flat.

Keep up the good work.
--an OIF and OEF vet.

Posted by: Jake at May 18, 2009 12:13 PM