Theodore's World: Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?" ~ That is an insult to Poodles!

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June 25, 2010

Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?" ~ That is an insult to Poodles!

JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite.

In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia. Excerpts from the Portland Police Bureau transcript of the 2009 interview can be found on the following pages.

In December 2006, a lawyer for the woman told police about the purported encounter, but after the masseuse cancelled three interview appointments, the case was closed due to her refusal to "cooperate with the investigation or even report a crime."

It is unclear why, two years later, she approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her.

The woman's statement--which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction--describes Gore as a man with a "violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona." After fleeing Gore's suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, "stains on the front of my black slacks."

Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. "I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them until I knew more what to do with what had happened. Just my intuition." While the masseuse hired a civil attorney, "I was not interested in making any money from this case," she told cops. "I did not want to be labeled a gold digger like the women in this situation are often labeled."

The woman recently eased off this principled stand when she offered to sell her story to the National Enquirer for $1 million.


From the Telegraph

The woman, who recalled telling Mr Gore he was behaving like a "crazed sex poodle", claims he pinned her to his bed and forcibly French kissed her.

Mr Gore, 62, was staying in an expensive hotel in Portland in October while delivering a speech about climate change in October of that year had registered as "Mr Stone".

He allegedly asked the hotel to call the massage therapist to his suite, complaining to her during the $540 (£360) session about the physical rigours of his heavy travel schedule.

The accuser, after contacting police in late 2006, subsequently cancelled three interviews with detectives and said she did not want the investigation to proceed.

However, she contacted them again in January 2009 and gave a detailed statement.

A spokesman for Mr Gore, who announced his separation from his wife, Tipper, on June 1, said he had no comment.

In her statement, made public by police, the masseuse said she arrived at the St Lucia Hotel's VIP suite to find Mr Gore drinking beer.

He greeted her with a hug and told her to call him "Al", she told police.

However, the nearly three-hour therapy session soon went sour after Mr Gore angrily insisted she massage him around his groin and then pounced on her, she claimed.

"He pleaded, groped me, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me


Wild Thing's comment.......

Ack! I need brain bleach! Pronto! A 300-pound “crazed sex poodle.” Not a pretty sight.

Al Gore, committing crimes so you don’t have to. I mean ....Everybody knows Republicans don’t have sex. heh heh

....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

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Posted by Wild Thing at June 25, 2010 06:49 AM


Gore must think he can further his cause by acting like Bill Clinton.

Posted by: BobF at June 25, 2010 09:59 AM

What is with these democrats, especially the ones who run for office they are all perverts and have a misplaced sense of how important they are.

Remember he was the one to first take the microphone after the house voted for impeachment and testafied to the credibility of clintons Character. Too bad the Senate didn't have the stones to vote the same when their turn came.

Maybe they will get their in the next year.

Posted by: Mark at June 25, 2010 12:21 PM

It is so weird about this. I remember how Gore had to have lessons in how to be macho when he was running for President. That Donna oh gosh what is her last name, she was the one that coached him.

Posted by: Wild Thing at June 26, 2010 03:12 AM

I just remembered. It was Donna Brazil.

Posted by: Wild Thing at June 26, 2010 03:12 AM