Theodore's World: "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

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January 28, 2010


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

Wild Thing's comment.......

LOL hahahaha this is so funny. If I had the nerve or more nerve then I already jhave...hahaha I would send this to Obama. heh heh But I am too busy to sit down with the men in balck's visit if Obama gets upset. haha

.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
Dec 66 - Dec 67

Posted by Wild Thing at January 28, 2010 03:44 AM


I got this over at THE PATRIOT on 1/11 listed 4 and linked back for people to visit his site. He had the first 10 and you have an 11th. LOL. On item #4, will Obombo replace toile tissue in federal buildings with stones? Just a question.

Posted by: Bob A at January 28, 2010 10:05 AM

Bob A., hahaha thank you and that is great you have it too.
LOL I that is funny about the stones. Good one Bob. Yes maybe that should be how it is too. heh heh

Posted by: Wild Thing at January 28, 2010 07:49 PM


Posted by: Wild Thing at January 31, 2010 03:43 AM