Theodore's World: Happy New Year 2010

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December 31, 2009

Happy New Year 2010

Wishing you all happiness, blessings and good health for the next year.

Thank you for being a part a very important part of my life!

Thank you for all your input, links, information and friendship!!

Thank you for being a part of Team Theodore!


Wiild Thing ( Chrissie )





Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"


A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Conservative.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Liberal.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Posted by Wild Thing at December 31, 2009 04:55 PM


I hope 2010 is better for all of us.

Thank you Chrissie for giving us a neat site to gather at and unload our thoughts.

Posted by: TomR at December 31, 2009 08:03 PM

That liberal sounds exactly like a lot of my customers. They come in for a car part. They're not sure of the year and what size engine; car is home broke so I can't verify information. You give them a choice between 4 & 6 cylinder and they pick one, buy the part and go home to replace it. They come back in a short while, all upset because you sold them the wrong part.

Posted by: BobF at December 31, 2009 09:43 PM

Happy New Years! Wishing you and Mr. Bad Ass a wonderful coming year. Thank you for your blog and all of your hard work. It's an honor to help you with your computer needs! :-)

Hugs ((you and mr. bad ass ))

Posted by: Brad Land at December 31, 2009 10:44 PM

Hi Chrissie, I want to thank you for all the long hours you have put in trying to hammer some sense into the senseless and for being there for us to lean on. For us to bellyache too, for your unfaltering support of the troops and the veterans and the loyal support of Team Theodore.
We all hope this year brings about a favorable change in the nation, the safe and secure return of those serving abroad. For sure we all can use some relief from the left.
For all of Team Theodore, thank you.

Happy New Year.

Posted by: Jack at December 31, 2009 11:03 PM

Tom, I hope and pray so too.

Thank you Tom, ((hug))

Posted by: Wild Thing at January 1, 2010 12:35 AM

BobF., thanks for sharing about what they
are like at work. I know what you mean.

Bob thank you for being here. ((hug))

Posted by: Wild Thing at January 1, 2010 12:37 AM

Brad, thank you so much for stopping by.
Thank you too for keeping my computer in
tip top shape.

Thank you Brad. ((hug))

Posted by: Wild Thing at January 1, 2010 12:41 AM

Jack, thank you so much, I pray this year
we see some outrage and axtion in taking
back our country.

Jack, thank you. ((Hug))

Posted by: Wild Thing at January 1, 2010 12:44 AM

Happy New Year everyone, hope everyone has a Healthy,happy, and prosperous New Yeak, dispite Abama.

Posted by: Mark at January 1, 2010 09:43 PM