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May 30, 2009

Just a Little of This and That

The Obama Card



Homeland Security


This is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS... twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house.

USAF Effort to Reduce Bird Strikes


......Thank you SSGT Steve

SSgt Steve
1st MarDiv, H Co., 2nd Bn, 5th Marine Regiment
2/5 Marines, Motto: "Retreat, Hell"
VN 66-67

New Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Flavor

In honor of the 44th President of the United States,

Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts
and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is
taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting
any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

.....Thank you Chief.

Chief Petty Officer
BM-0164-Assault Boat Coxswain
Vietnam 1964- 1970
1970-1988 US Coast Guard


.577 T-Rex Rifle

....Thank you Jack for sending this to me.

United States Army
Army Combat Engineers
Quang Tri & Chu Lai '68 -'69

Jack's blog is Conservative Insurgent


A man seeking to join a Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"


.....Thank you Larry for sending this to me.

tuy hoa nah trang duc pho chu lai
Dec 66 - Dec 67


Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.


The sign says it all!!

....Thank you Mark for sending this to me.

3rd Mar.Div. 1st Battalion 9th Marine Regiment
1/9 Marines aka The Walking Dead
VN 66-67


I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...

Got a freakin' call center! It was in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

....Thank you Horace for sending this to me.

Horace Smith, Pvt. E-1, USAR


Posted by Wild Thing at May 30, 2009 05:47 AM


Thanks guys for the political humor. And thanks WT for posting it. We need a break once in a while from the mind numbing seriousness of politics.

Posted by: TomR at May 30, 2009 02:43 PM

Thanks WT,
I needed this and here is one back at ya.
Bob A.

Obama Fan

A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how
Many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be
Liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
Except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a
Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your
Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that
Make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would
Make me an Obama fan."

Posted by: Bob A at May 30, 2009 02:51 PM

Good one, Bob, that's like the story of dirty Ernie. Third grade, teacher wanted a sentence using the word Beautiful, Some said, Beautiful flowers, Beautiful Day, and dirty Ernies raised his hand and hesitant to call on Ernie, she by passed him to another, finally she couldn't avoid him any longer, she thought what could he do with the word Beautiful.

So she called on Ernie. He said, last night my sister told my Dad she was pregnant, and my Dad said, "Oh beautiful, just F*ckin beautiful".

Posted by: Mark at May 30, 2009 04:29 PM

Thanks WT and all.

Two Arabs were left stranded at a traffic light in Riyadh, the police came by and asked them what happened. They explained they were both riding on a camel when it stopped at the traffic light then a truck pulled up alongside and the driver said to his partner, 'hey look at the two assholes on that camel' we both got off to look and the light changed.

Posted by: Jack at May 30, 2009 05:35 PM

That was goo Jack,
Bob A.

Posted by: Bob A at May 30, 2009 07:03 PM

Tom, I agree, I love to laugh anyway, but
now more then ever we need little breaks
to keep us going.

Posted by: Wild Thing at May 30, 2009 07:28 PM

Bob A., LOL. that is really good.
Thank you!


Posted by: Wild Thing at May 30, 2009 07:29 PM

Mark, hahaahahhaa too funny,

Posted by: Wild Thing at May 30, 2009 07:33 PM

Jack,LOL hahaha

I wish I could tell jokes I am terrible
at it. I always forget the punch line.

Posted by: Wild Thing at May 30, 2009 07:36 PM