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April 29, 2008

And God Said Let There Be Oil

The human being prayed to God for help.
The Lord gave him a brain with more intelligence
then any species on earth.
The human began with the wheel to the promise of
wonderful progress to his kind.
So the Lord gave the human OIL from the earth
because He saw the human could handle it safely.
But the human put it in the hands of terrorists and
the human got into bad trouble which angered the
Lord God.
And He started to punish the humans by making
them think they have such great intelligence that
the humans started to sacrifice their food supply
to do the Lord's work.
Then the human prayed to the Lord God for HELP.
The Lord said ,
" I gave you OIL, now use it right, DON'T TREAD ON ME!"

Angry Old Salt

Listening to Rush this moning do a great job on telling off Schumer
and the democrats about oil and gas. So Chrissie told me to write
what I was telling her. She is posting this for me since I only used
a computer once to send an email. Love watching her on the
computer but rather she do it then me. LOL
Hi to all our friends at her
blog. ~ Nick

Posted by Angry Old Salt at April 29, 2008 01:25 PM


You are one of the sweetest men I've ever been told
about. I feel I know you already.
You and Chrissie are such a wonderful couple.
Love you both.

Posted by: Lynn at April 29, 2008 02:43 PM

Nick, it's good to hear from you on Chrissie's blog. She is the best.

Let her "hand hold" you step by step to comment on her blog items by just left mouse clicking on "Letters to the Editor". It's really easy to do and painless. Have a beer or shot of booze if you think that will help. It won't hurt.

You can start by just saying "Hi! Dittos!". It is both fun and addictive. Later on, try a few short comments and after a while you will be writing more like the rest of us.

I, for one, would like to hear from you and I am sure so do others. Looking forward to your comments.

Posted by: Les at April 29, 2008 04:10 PM

I heard this morning that the price of oil has risen again. When compared to the world market. The price of gas has risen 127 % against the dollar the price has risen about 320 %, because the dollar is dropping on the world market.

The democrats are screaming about the Profit, Big Oil is making but refuse to do anything about it. At least not yet. They want to Tax the Oil Companies for their profit.

Has it ever occured to these nitwits in Washington that when they Tax "Big Oil" they are going to pass off that Tax to the consumer ?

Has it occured to these nitwits that the common people, the ones who cling to their Guns and their God, have their 401's invested in these Oil companies ?

Instead of kissing the A$$ of these environmental Weenies we could actually be looking for our own OIL and really become Energy independant from the rest of the World ?

The so called energy crisis, and global climate change are interrelated it amounts to nothing more than losing what few freedoms we have left.
The freedom to travel cheaply is one of them. Of course getting to work, to the mall, etc, is also part of that freedom.

Good read Nick

Posted by: Mark at April 29, 2008 04:15 PM

Just an old sailor supportin anuther,take care.
Nick & Chrissie!

Posted by: Chief at April 29, 2008 04:16 PM

From one Old Salt to another Bravo Zulu. Don't feel bad about computer abilities, your seeing the extent of mine.

Posted by: DE644 at April 29, 2008 05:48 PM

The oil companies aren't rasiing the price of oil. The speculators at Wall Street are. They're bidding on oil with money they don't have in hopes it will rise the next day so they can sell. These guys are making millions of dollars without spending a penny of their own money. And, the government is allowing them to do in knowing full well it's hurting the everyday working person in America. The oil companies are getting rich because speculators are daily jacking up the price of their product by basically gambling on its projected increase.

What happened to the good-ole-days when OPEC set the price of a barrel of oil and it stayed there until they met again? You never saw oil fluctuate 15 years ago like it does now.

Posted by: BobF at April 29, 2008 06:12 PM

Posted by: Bob at April 29, 2008 06:42 PM

Hi Nick. Good to hear from you. Don't be a stranger.

Posted by: TomR at April 29, 2008 07:04 PM

AWOL, I just got to the daughters place after a day of running to the doctors and labs for the annual stuff or I'd have reported in sooner. I'm on her computer, great post Nick, like everyone says don't be a stranger. It sure is good to hear from you. Don't let that keyboard intimidate you.

Posted by: Jack at April 29, 2008 08:17 PM

Thank you Lynn I feel like I know you too. Chrissie talks about everyone here, you are all her family. Mine too I come along with the deal.LOL

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:12 AM

Les Ditto's to you.
Chrissie always tells me she would love to show me. It is me not Chrissie holding off, I keep saying one day.
Thanks Les

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:18 AM

Mark thanks.

See that's the thing, travel is part of it too another freedom at risk or taken, who the heck can afford it. Chrissie and I went out for Sunday brunch and the streets were quiet not like usual.

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:25 AM

Yo Chief good to see you. Thanks

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:29 AM

DE644, back at ya and thanks I appreciate it.

I have the scrolling down with the mouse. LOL

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:35 AM

BobF I'd like the good ole days back for America on this and other things that have changed in our country.

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:40 AM

Bob thanks I will check it out.

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:42 AM

Hi Tom good to see you.

I get the Chrissie blog report LOL how everyone is doing good. She does this oh Nick I have to read you this comment it is so good.

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:50 AM

Jack thanks and I hope all the doc stuff is a good report.

Posted by: Angry Old Salt at April 30, 2008 12:55 AM