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March 28, 2008

Free Kittens

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.

'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'

'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.

'Democrats' says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these 'democrat' kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now don't be frightened,' he said, I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'

'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS.'

Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But, today they have their eyes open.'


Wild Thing's comment........

LOL I love this, it is funny but also makes an excellent point too.

....Thank you RAC.

Posted by Wild Thing at March 28, 2008 02:45 AM


Awwww--so sweet!

Posted by: Lynn at March 28, 2008 05:09 AM

"... Cat wraps? MMMMM? They taste like Buffalo wings at that age!"

Posted by: ALF at March 28, 2008 05:50 AM

The only thing dems have in common with cats is that both try to cover up their poop. Cats for sanitary reasons, Dems to hide their crimes.

Posted by: TomR at March 28, 2008 06:37 AM

Amen Tom!!! Thanks WT and RAC, what a great analogy.

When I listen to the Democrats speaking so serious, I can't believe them and I'm reminded of the levity of Five Points and the vision of Eloise rolling in the sidewalk. Escape:)

Posted by: Jack at March 28, 2008 01:49 PM

Little Suzy is better informed and more qualified to vote for President than the cult of Obama and the lowest common denominator followers of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Les at March 28, 2008 04:56 PM

Lynn I tried to find a photo of kitties at Google and this one was one of my favorites. I love what RAC sent and wanted a photo with it.
Yes they are adorable.

Posted by: Wild Thing at March 28, 2008 07:34 PM

Alf, I love Alf but be good around these kitties.


Posted by: Wild Thing at March 28, 2008 07:35 PM

Tom I agree, no kittie is really a dem. My animals are all Repbulcians and conservative Republicans at that. hahahaha

Posted by: Wild Thing at March 28, 2008 07:36 PM

Jack, LOL that is so funny, thanks for the link.

Posted by: Wild Thing at March 28, 2008 07:40 PM

Les, she sure is. haha This is so cute and very clever, I told it to people at the gym today too. hahaha

Posted by: Wild Thing at March 28, 2008 07:41 PM