Theodore's World: Ramadan Rosie Has Become An Ally

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December 14, 2007

Ramadan Rosie Has Become An Ally


This is your ever loving Tigress of the Tigris, Ramadan Rosie.

As you can see I have joined the ranks of the winners. Ramadan Rosie is no fool, I may not have had the purple finger from voting without smelling Sadam lurking over my shoulder with a sword. I was busy that day telling the world how awful America was and I mocked the vote, and all that fought to make it happen. Yes your camo covered troops were my enemy. They meant freedom and I was sure I would not like it. But alas.........................

Yes alas, after much thought and inspection of your country and your passion for your Freedom. I looked deeper into our Koran and what Allah has said. I was lied to, by Allah himself I tell you!! And the teachings I received of Muhammad were also lies. All lies much like the lies your Clinton's tell and have gotten away with.

No longer will I kneel and pray 5 times a day, I have discovered much more enjoyment in going to the Allah's Cut and Run for fashionable hair styles. And then sit in my newest non Burka outfit at the local Camel Riders Coffee Cafe and sip rich dark coffee as I visit with your troops and play dominoes.

No longer will those words 'praise Allah' cross my lips covered with this glossy Red # 5 by Chanel at your local Bazaar at the Mecca Mall.

Join me if you like in Operation Icebreaker as I join forces with your troops to bring you the truth about the liar Allah and his Koran filled with instructions of how to become Islamozombies of death.

shukran ( it means thank you and is Arabic and most applicable to the Gulf states such as Kuwait, Bahrain and Qatar)

Brought to you by Wild Thing and Darth.

Posted by Wild Thing at December 14, 2007 12:45 AM


FYI: Ramadan Rosie was successfully snatched, grabbed and waterboarded by the following during OPERATION ICEBREAKER: USMC recon, USA Rangers, US Navy Seals, Royal Marines, Black Watch, French Legionaires, Chicago Bear linebackers, USAF Pararescue, NRA, and Jack Bauer... The CIA destroyed the tapes depicting this '46' second
process while her burka was removed but not her vivacious bikini. Ramadan Rosie's body guards died while they were mistakenly placed in the wrong water tank (shark tank), and THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at December 14, 2007 05:50 AM

... and this was pulled off with only 12 shopping days until Christmas? Perfect timing VP Vader Cheney!

Posted by: drstrangeloveb52isok at December 14, 2007 06:55 AM

Ramadan Rosie ... has she changed to Cracklin Rosie

"Buy us a dream that don't ask no questions... Yeah."

Posted by: Mark at December 14, 2007 09:29 AM


House Votes To Outlaw Future Rescuing Ramadan Rosie's



Defying a White House veto threat, the U.S. House of Representatives voted on Friday to outlaw any methods, such as snatching, grabbing, and waterboarding that the USMC recon, USA Rangers, US Navy Seals, Royal Marines, Black Watch, French Legionaires, Chicago Bear linebackers, USAF Pararescue, NRA, and Jack Bauer used against suspected terrorists.

On a 222-199 vote, the House approved a measure to require any and all agents from or outside of the United States to comply with the Army Field Manual, which meets the Geneva Conventions on the treatment of war prisoners and prohibits removing the burka.

Nancy Pelosi said that the U.S. Congress will not allow the Bush administration and the neocons to do anything to jeopardize her face to face negotiations with Osama bin Laden and Al Zawahiri.

Not to be outdone, Senators Dingy Harry Reid, Dick Turban, and Slow Bleed Jack Murtha demand to see the undestroyed tapes of Ramadan Rosie in her vivacious bikini.

John Kerry said that he voted for the conversion of Ramadan Rosie before he voted against it. An unnamed source said that Hillary Clinton is torturing Bill Clinton until he tells her the truth about Ramadan Rosie. She will waterboard him if necessary.

Posted by: Les at December 14, 2007 08:43 PM

Hey, Zawahiri also converted. This is great.

Posted by: BobF at December 14, 2007 10:04 PM

BobF - You are right - it is great. I'll bet Osama bin Laden never figured that YouTube would be his downfall.

Posted by: Les at December 15, 2007 12:46 AM

.... Patriot Les: Burkas were made for Helen Thomas, Rosie O'Donnell, Madeline Albright, Hillary, Maxine Waters, and Janet Reno!

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at December 15, 2007 03:24 AM

Darth, giggle, yes thank goodness that waterboarded did the trick. heh heh

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2007 03:54 AM

drstrangeloveb52isok, yes 12 days. hahahaha

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2007 03:55 AM

Mark, " Cracklin Rosie"...hahahhaa yes

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2007 03:57 AM

Les, LOL good one!!!!

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2007 03:58 AM

Bob, LOL I never saw that before.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2007 04:01 AM