Theodore's World: T.A.I.F. Thank ALLAH It's Friday! from Ramadan Rosie

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November 30, 2007

T.A.I.F. Thank ALLAH It's Friday! from Ramadan Rosie

Hey infidels, it's RAMADAN ROSIE coming to you LIVE from 'The Cradle of Civilization' at 33 degrees 00 North and 44 degrees 00 East!

Hello from the 58th largest country in Allah's world and all 168,743 square miles!

Since infidels have to celebrate their Thanksgiving Day holiday and shop to they drop on Black Friday .... Ramadan Rosie decided to take a four day weekend off as well. And so did your opposition since there's not too much going on when infidels are stuffing themselves with turkey and gravy and stuffing and cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie! No wonder 60% of Americans are OVERWEIGHT and many OBESE! How come your US Marines can't follow in the same tradition?

About that Black Friday capitalist thing, how come you shop at 4 a.m. with plastic credit cards and debit cards? WE have soooo much oil revenues that usuing debit cards is beneath us. Do your Exxon and Texaco executives in Texas use debit cards, along with their company limos and Hummers and Lexus cars? I'm sure these executive infidels have company GA$ CARD$ too. Shame you nor your families don't!

We are curious that on Thanksgiving you give thanks to your God only one day a year? We're glad you are finally removing the CHRIST from your Christmas Day celebrations on December 25th in your secular 19 blue states! What took you infidels soooo long?

I'm listening to Ann Coulter on radio now and she needs a bodyguard 24-7 to protect her in the land of the Great Satan. What is going on over there in the land of plenty? I thought the cowboy and indian days, and Prohibition Era gangster days were long gone? Here's a quote from Ann Coulter coming at you: " We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing Adolf Hitler and his top Nazi officers. We carpet bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's WAR! And now this is war!"

Ann Coulter writes for and is one of your supposed patriots? Thank ALLAH she didn't replace John Bolten in the United Nations! Ann needs to Burka-Up!

Today's WORDS OF THE DAY to educate you infidels is "OPEN, O' SIMSIM!"
Come on now, you never had nursery rhymes nor fables read to you? How about "OPEN, SESAME!" Now you're getting it! Perhaps Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves rings a bell?

French Europeon Antoine Galland wrote 'The Book of One Thousand and One Nights' in the 18th century. It was all about Ali Baba, who was a poor Arab wood cutter. His father, the caliph, was murdered by invading Mongols....... And yes infidels, Mongols were occupiers too.

So we have been occupied many times before and as you say, " We've been there and done that deal many a time!" Don't you infidels know about foreign cultures and religions and other nation's histories? How come you're constantly told that history repeats itself, and if so, how come you don't LEARN from the past? As you say on your immoral M-TV and BET videos: "WTF?"

We hope you have plenty of more holiday turkeys and pigs to eat, so you'll be so stuffed you won't be able to get off that chair while the football games are being played! Why didn't you name New England's team the New England Puritans? At least they were peaceful and religious occupiers!

So long for now and remember, all you infidels have to do is convert to Islam and pay the tax! It's that easy!!

...Wild Thing creations and written by Darth....

Posted by Wild Thing at November 30, 2007 12:45 AM


Oh my Allah! That's an Ali Baba Babe if I ever saw one! My smoking LAMP is lit... If there's 71 more of these sultry Saharas waiting up there...
I'll convert and how much was the tax? Do you accept Infidel Express or Visa? I AM NOT WORTHY!

Posted by: drstrangeloveb52isok at November 30, 2007 04:36 AM

Now I know why Marc Anthony fell madly in love with Cleopatra! - Camel On A Hot Tin Roof 2007?

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at November 30, 2007 05:37 AM

Once in heaven Yudhishthira faced one final test of his virtue: He saw only the Dhartarashtras in heaven, and he was told that his brothers were in hell. He insisted on joining his brothers in hell, if that be the case! It was then revealed that they were really in heaven, that this illusion had been one final test for him. Oops!!! Sorry, different Arabian Nights Story, 'different' Arabs too. No 72 virgins either. So ends the Mahabharata! :)

Posted by: Jack at November 30, 2007 12:37 PM

Jack of Spades: If I believed in reincarnation... I'd like to come back as... that PILLOW! C'mon Jack, let's convert now and pay the tax! You'll get four wives and so will I!!

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at November 30, 2007 11:59 PM

LOL you guys are so funny.

Nick said he bets the 72 virgins don't look like the pin up. I think there will be some very disappointed suicide bombers.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 1, 2007 01:00 AM

Nick is right, for in eternal 'Casbah Hell' they look like Hillary, Helen Thomas, Rosie O'Donnel, and Madussa? That's why these camels have to ...
burka - up?

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at December 1, 2007 03:47 AM