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November 16, 2007

T.A.I.F. Sports Can Be Dangerous For Your Health

Goooooood Morning Baghdad!

Thank ALLAH - It's Friday!

The infidels in the land of the Great Satan need to know that Ali Jaafar was an infamous Iraqi sports caster during the reign of beloved Saddam Hussein. Iraqis love sports and especially soccer, rugby and boxing. Ali Jaafar was famous, especially when he was assassinated!

Also, today we have good news and bad news. The good news is that the soccer game between FC Baghdad and the Green Zone Generals has not been cancelled. The bad news there has been IED's discovered on one end of the soccer field, so the coin toss prior to the match will be very important!

Heads or Tails ? As you infidels like to say " Good luck".

And to the infidel that thought it was cute to send me a box of chocolate covered pork rinds, Ramadan Rosie is not laughing.

Peace my brothers and sisters and all one has to do is convert to Islam, the 72 virgins await you.

Allah Ackbar
Ramadan Rosie

This is co-posting by Darth and Wild Thing.

Posted by Wild Thing at November 16, 2007 12:47 AM


Don't ya just love that cheerleading squad, the "Green Burkas"!

Posted by: TomR at November 16, 2007 09:20 AM

Tom, LOL good one. You just gave me an idea. hahahahahahahha

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 16, 2007 11:44 AM

UPDATE: The waterboarding of Chewbacca for thinking about converting to Islam is still going on! The wookie can hold his breath for two minutes per nostril! And he still wants Ramadan Rosie to... move that Koran!" Chewy will crack when we torture him with silk panties and place them on his head...the ones worn by Senaturd Hitlery Rotten Clinton! We'll use a pair - one per nostril? Death Star II Inquisition 2007

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at November 17, 2007 12:03 AM

Rah Rah Sis BOOM Baa... Rah Rah Sis
BOOM Baa... Be true to your girl, like you would to your girl or guy? - The Beach Boys 1967?
Yeah WT - a sidelines full of cheering burka babes? BRILLIANT!!!

Posted by: drstrangloveb52isok at November 17, 2007 04:40 AM