Theodore's World: Ramadan Rosie Says T.A.I.F.

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November 09, 2007

Ramadan Rosie Says T.A.I.F.

Goooooood Morning Baghdad / Anbar Triangle....Surf's bad on the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers today.

Thank ALLAH - It's Friday!

The war against terror is still going on and on and on and on and Ramadan Rosie wants to ask the G.I. Joe's the following question. As a supposed world superpower, how come the U.S. defeated Germany, Japan and Italy in three and a half years during World War II (January 1942-1945), and the war in Iraq is still going on and on and on?

This is a fair question because the same question I just asked to all of the deployed U.S. fighting men and women is the same question asked daily by U.S. Senator Harry Reid and his Democratic majority party. Also, Senator Reid admitted - Praise be to Allah - "...that we already lost this war."

The Ramadan Rosie Word of the Day is 'Abu Sufyan'. Abu Suyfan was a leader of the pagan Quraysh who opposed Muhammad, but later converted to Islam, the religion of peace. Like in the game of chess, it's important to respect one's opponent. And since your public school education system in the land of the Great Satan is poor to say the least, Ramadan Rosie will soon bring you infidels up to speed. All I need is your attention and patience and loyalty.

Infidels have removed their God from the classrooms and sporting events and family dinner tables. Infidels say that 80% of Americans are Christians, but most only attend religious services on Christmas and Easter, and not the other fifty weeks of the year. This is shocking to the religion of peace and to global believers.

Islam's holy day is Friday, the Jews is Saturday and the Christians holy day of obligation is Sunday.

If you want to learn about Islam, do not refer to Robert Spencer's 'The Truth About Muhammad -
Founder of the World's Most Intolerant Religion.'

Peace my brothers and sisters and all one has to do is convert to Islam and pay the tax. It's that easy.

Allah Ackbar
Ramadan Rosie

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Posted by Wild Thing at November 9, 2007 12:54 AM


Thanks to Ramadan Rosie I sadly have two Death Star II crewmembers in the brig: Alf and Chewbacca. These two had prayer rugs already in hand and were washing their feet in the aft-flight deck latrine when I heard them say, "We'll convert to Islam if she moves that Koran!" ... Returning to base and mission scrubbed. May the one and true GOD help us all before it's too late!

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at November 9, 2007 06:21 AM

Wouldn't it be something if our soldiers and marines were carrying Bacon Bits to sprinkle over the corpses of dead terrorists? Can you imagine the outcry from the Democrats and Terrorists? The Democrats for disrespecting the religion of Terrorists and the Terrorists for the realization that their dead comrades didn't obtain heaven and the promised virgins.

Posted by: BobF at November 9, 2007 09:14 AM

Unable to accept the current reality that Americans no longer can support the war, the hard right can only resort to name calling because their political debate failed.

Posted by: John Ryan at November 9, 2007 11:55 AM

Darth thanks for the idea and writing of doing this. I loved the movie with Robin Williams, and the Good Morning Vietnam it was great.

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 9, 2007 12:08 PM

Bob, LOL that would be so GREAT. Love the idea.

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 9, 2007 12:08 PM

John Ryan, name called directed at the terrorist is NEVER a bad thing. So we all know where you stand John Ryan. You are pro terrorists and against the war.
You are a selfish person to enjoy your freedom provided to you by our military, our troops today and our Veterans. It sucks to be you!

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 9, 2007 12:10 PM

This is funny. Shades of Tokyo Rose and Hanoi Hannah(and her bitch sister Hanoi Jane).

John Ryan - worry more about the war support of the muslim world. They are the ones that want to destroy all other cultures.

Posted by: TomR at November 9, 2007 12:20 PM

You guys rock. No matter how serious the situation, like responding to the war started by Islamofacist terrorists, we all need humor to help get us through the hard times. As I read this bit, I can only say, ROFLMAO.

Posted by: Les at November 9, 2007 05:01 PM

Tom thanks, yes that is what it is supposed to be similar to, Tokyo Rose and Hanoi Hannah. giggle

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 10, 2007 12:00 AM

Les, thank you.

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 10, 2007 12:05 AM

PS: Update - Alf is out of the brig. He urinated on his prayer rug and doused it with Chewy's pork chop gravy! Chewy still wants Ramadan Rosie to move that Koran... We'll be waterboarding Chewy at 0500... Chewy will be remotivated and reprogrammed! As for John Ryan... Uranus is north by north west!!

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at November 10, 2007 12:26 AM