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September 26, 2007

Loo Installed With No One To Use It

Bakery installs a Muslims-only toilet, despite the fact that no Muslims work there

daily express

BAKERY giants Greggs have installed a Muslims-only toilet at their new Scottish headquarters - despite the fact that no Muslims work there.

Workers at the state-of-the-art factory were shocked when they were given a tour of the building and told a cubicle had been fitted for the use of Muslim employees. The staff said they are baffled at the decision because they are not aware of any Islamic workers at the base in Cambuslang, near Glasgow.

Last night, management at the bakery said they had received several requests from all over the country for the exclusive facility. All their new buildings will now be fitted with the specialised toilet regardless of the number of Muslims in the workforce.

But staff at the new £15million plant labelled the decision "political correctness gone mad".
One said: “We were being given a guided tour of the new factory before moving there when they told us that they had a toilet for use only by Muslims.
"I couldn’t believe, everybody was stunned because we don’t know of any Muslims who are working here. I don’t think anybody is really angry about it, but there just doesn’t seem to be any need for it. This sort of things is just political correctness gone mad."
Another worker said: "The toilet just looks like a ceramic hole in the ground. I don’t think it will be getting much use and I don’t see why we couldn’t all just use the same toilet anyway.
"This sort of thing creates divisions between the workers."

The Islamic faith has particular rules regarding personal hygiene when going to the toilet, including squatting, washing feet, remaining silent and limited use of toilet paper. However, these rules are not compulsory to all Muslims and many believe they are outdated since, in modern times, toilets have become clean tiled areas.

Last month, it was revealed that bosses at two Scottish NHS boards had banned staff from eating at their desks to avoid offending Muslims during Ramadan.

NHS Greater Glasgow and NHS Lothian also recommended that vending machines and lunch trolleys be removed from hospitals, offices and clinics during the 30-day fasting period.

Wild Thing's comment........

LOL this is so silly and it is only going to make matters worse. By doing this they might as well scream it out their fear of Muslims and give in to them on all levels. These holes-in-the-ground are mileposts along the road of the de-evolution of western civilization.

Posted by Wild Thing at September 26, 2007 12:50 AM


Done a post on this one myself, as we say over here "I think someone is taking the piss."

Posted by: fidothedog at September 26, 2007 04:38 AM

... this works for chewing tobacco and #1's and #2's as well...a back-up cess tem?

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at September 26, 2007 07:14 AM

Is that toilet for muzzies to use or is it a place to stuff complaining muzzies?

Posted by: TomR at September 26, 2007 08:44 AM

We always knew those Muslims didn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Posted by: BobF at September 26, 2007 08:56 AM

I had something to say. However after TomR and BobF it's not worth saying. I loved those two Posts.

Posted by: SSgt Steve, USMC, VRWC at September 26, 2007 03:04 PM

fidothedog, great ewxpression my friend.

Posted by: Wild Thing at September 26, 2007 11:28 PM

Darth, hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Wild Thing at September 26, 2007 11:30 PM

Tom, heh heh, oh I wish.

Posted by: Wild Thing at September 26, 2007 11:31 PM

Bob, omg hahahahahahaa so funny.

Posted by: Wild Thing at September 26, 2007 11:32 PM

SSgt Steve, LOL I know what you mean.

Posted by: Wild Thing at September 26, 2007 11:34 PM

They're not scared of muslims, they're providing facilities to welcome them to the work force. You're scared of muslims.

Posted by: nigel greyman at September 30, 2007 07:40 AM