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July 08, 2007

Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree ~ LOL

Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree

MyFox Boston

Police are looking for a man who robbed the Citizen's Bank on Elm Street in Manchester, New Hampshire on Saturday disguised as a tree!

The man walked into the bank with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller. The teller filled the bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded.

Manchester Police describe the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt. ...and tree branches.

Wild Thing's comment............

LMAO I can't help it. I am so sorry he robbed the bank that is awful. But.........

OK............I can't resist............... awful puns to follow.............. hahahaha

* I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy isn't right.

* His last words as he walked out of the bank were reportedly, “I’m going to make like a tree and leave.”

* I bet it won’t take the cops long to root this guy out.

* He had to be seen to be believed be leaved!

* Did he say, this is a stick up? Or.......“Give me all of your carbon dioxide!”

* Bark is worse than his bite.

Ok I am done, I feel better now. hahahahahaha Nick is much better at puns than I am. LOL

Posted by Wild Thing at July 8, 2007 12:47 AM


Bwahahaha, there are dumber things than a Moose, I've seen them put their forehead against a small tree where they can see around it on both sides with their eyes and they think they're hiding. Sorta like "Mister Invisible" here.

Posted by: Jack at July 8, 2007 02:02 AM

I guess it takes all kinds to make a world, but dressed as a tree? This one must have lost all his "nuts!"

Posted by: Lynn at July 8, 2007 06:49 AM

I never saw a guy who wood do something like this. He was probably board. He needs to take a fall; send him to prison for rest.

Posted by: Rhod at July 8, 2007 07:25 AM

Maybe he was trying to get hold of some of his carbon credits?

Dressing up as a tree! He must be "bark"ing....

Posted by: fidothedog at July 8, 2007 07:30 AM

Is Al Gore going to save him?

Posted by: SteveGaston at July 8, 2007 07:33 AM

Where is a chain saw when you need one?

Posted by: TomR at July 8, 2007 07:56 AM

Wouldn't it be easier to get a job ?

Posted by: Mark at July 8, 2007 07:58 AM

I guess Burnam Wood needed cash to get to Dunsinane.

Posted by: Trish at July 8, 2007 03:41 PM

I guess he needed a hug. (Get it? Tree-hug? Oh, never mind.)

Posted by: Trish at July 8, 2007 03:45 PM

LOL you all are so wonderful!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 12:55 AM

Jack haha maybe that is what he had in mind.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:09 AM

Darth, oh Chip 'N Dale, hahaha

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:11 AM

Lynn, he has to be, I agree. And why on earth did someone with tree branches duck taped to himself get all the way to the teller to ask/demand for money. That is weird too. hahahha

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:12 AM

Rhod, yes he could use some much needed rest jail, maybe even a padded cell so he doesn't hurt himself.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:17 AM

fidothedog, hahaha something huh.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:18 AM

Steve, great idea LOL, this robber could be a project for Al Gore.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:19 AM

Tom, that would have been so pefect.....when the teller handed him the money to hold up a chainsaw in the other hand. Well it might be heavy but still great idea.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:21 AM

Mark,that is odd, I wonder why he wouldn't want a job instead of this kind of thing.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:26 AM

Trish, Hahahahahhaa good one yess I did get it.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 9, 2007 01:27 AM

Being a tree, of course, why did he want all that paper money? Wouldn't that be like treeson?

Posted by: somebody at July 10, 2007 01:19 AM