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December 15, 2006

Nurses Go After The Heart Attack Grill

From the website:
Ours is a world in which insane political correctness stands as a barrier between the average man and his pursuit of happiness, the Heart Attack Grill offers a well-deserved respite of comfort and simplicity. Pondering "Single, Double, or Triple" and "go with a Bud or go with a Heineken" are the toughest mental gymnastics that anyone should have to perform.

Just relax and eat. KEEP IT SIMPLE! Oh yeah, and how about being able to get your burger from a pretty girl with a smile on her face WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH?! The simple pleasures of a bygone era are still alive and well at the Heart Attack Grill.

TEMPE, Ariz. - The Heart Attack Grill - a theme restaurant whose specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries, cooked in lard - is making health-care professionals' blood pressure rise, and not because of the menu.

It is because of the waitresses' naughty nurse uniforms.

The waitresses wear skimpy, cleavage-baring outfits, high heels and thigh-high stockings - a male fantasy that some nursing organizations say is an insult to the profession.

Several nurses have complained to the Arizona attorney general, and a national nursing group has repeatedly asked grill owner Jon Basso to stop using the outfits.

"Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession," said Sandy Summers, executive director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy in Baltimore. "We're asking people, if they're going to have these fantasies, please don't make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions."

Basso shrugs off Summers' complaints, and refers to her and her supporters as prudes, cranks and lunatics.

The Triple Bypass Burger


1.5 Pounds of Beef slid between two tasty buns!

Flatliner Fries

Soda or Beer

The Heart Attack Grill is absolutely committed to creating the world's greatest hamburger and french fries.
That's why we have NO freezers, NO walk-in coolers, and NO heat lamps. Absolutely everything is freshly cut and cooked to order.That's why everyone says the Grill's got .......the "Taste Worth Dying For®."

Wild Thing's comment....

LMAO I think this is great. And the lefties hate it which of course makes it even better. HERE is the website for the Heart Attack Grill.

Of course the feminists won't like it but the heck with them. It is a fun idea and Hooters has been a big hit and I hear the food at Hooters and at this new place are both good. There are good nurses and bad ones just as there are in any professions. Nurses need to have a little more sense of humor.

Well only people like this would hate it, but they don't get having fun anyway. So sad too bad. hahaha

Posted by Wild Thing at December 15, 2006 12:44 AM


If a woman's got it, and she wants to, more power to her! She's working (waitressing is a hard job--I know--I've been there!)and doing her part. Some people like to see a pretty girl all dolled up. It's a normal fact of life! And some girls like to dress up in "fantasy costumes." That doesn't mean she's that way in real life.
Plus, who wouldn't want to try a hamburger with such a great name?
I think it's unique and fun.

Posted by: Lynn at December 15, 2006 06:29 AM

Heart Attack Grill is to burgers what Hooters is to chicken wings. Got to love apitalism. Here's hoping the owners make enough to buy the town.

I do think Summers has one valid point: "Move these sexual fantasies to other professions."

I think they should have a least one "doctor" on staff. Maybe even a couple of paramedics. Make it look more like an emergency room that way. And think of the possibilities for expansion by using other professions as the theme.

Posted by: raz0r at December 15, 2006 09:02 AM

Some people just need to get a life. I bet millions of nurses all over America are thrilled to think their profession is the object of most fantasies.

If that feminist holding the sign wants people to take her seriously she needs to take a shower, fix her hair, and get out of those stinkin sweats...sweats are the most unflattering article of clothing that can be worn.

Posted by: BobF at December 15, 2006 09:02 AM

Lynn, I agree it is just a different thing and does not harm anyone.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2006 11:17 AM

razOr that's a great idea and a fun one too.
I agree I hope the man does well.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2006 11:19 AM

Bob, I agree they sure do need to get a life.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2006 11:23 AM

Hell of a burger...!

Posted by: Charlie H at December 15, 2006 01:28 PM

TomR, I don't think we want to see sign-holding-female in anything form-fitting. Sweats, in her case, are probably flattering.

Posted by: Rhod at December 15, 2006 04:10 PM

Charlie it looks good.Too big for me but I think I could handle half of it. haha

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2006 05:42 PM

Rhod, Nick said the same thing.


Posted by: Wild Thing at December 15, 2006 05:42 PM

"I bet millions of nurses all over America are thrilled to think their profession is the object of most fantasies."

This MUST be the world's most ignorant remark. Would you be thrilled to know that the people you work with are imagining you dressed up like a cheap slut? Nurses are verbally abused, disempowered and even physically assaulted at their jobs. This type of treatment just heaps insult onto injury. It's not cute; it's not playful; it's not harmless.
- RN for 24 years

Posted by: Teresa at December 16, 2006 12:25 PM

Teresa, I disagree with you but thank you for being a nurse.

Many times men will have a \fantasy about their nurse taking care of them. There is no harm in that at all. If a nurse is a good one she gives comfort and because of that having fantasies about that nurse is natural.

During WW11 many sodliers fell in love with their nurses and married them. I would assume part of that initial falling in love had to do with fantasies of comfort, soothing etc.

You seem to think that having fantasies of women undressed is being promoted. Again I disagree, it has nothing to do with it. If a man is going to have such fantasies he will do it no matter what a woman does for a profession. She could be an accountant sitting at a desk all day and men can still have fantasies thoughts about her.

Have a fantasy harms no one and is only harmful if a person stalks someone or pushes their intentions on someone not interested. A lady can make it clear in a polite way she is not interested.

Posted by: Wild Thing at December 16, 2006 12:37 PM

Nurses NEED to lighten up... good grief.... get over it..... I'm so sick of someone always getting offended over something....

Heck. I'll go there with or without Hubby
The femi-nazi in the photo could use a makeover - haha

Posted by: PA Statie Wife at December 23, 2006 06:34 PM