Theodore's World: Sing It Frankie

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November 12, 2006

Sing It Frankie

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Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packin'.
Wonderin' if they might,
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt,
before this flight is through.

Something's on their minds.
I saw them mutter.
What that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
if they make a move.

Strangers on my flight.
Two smelly people,
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment,
I will grab a baseball bat;
and that will be that.
Swing like Joe DiMaggio,
and rip them both a new a-hole.

And if they pick a fight,
and try to screw us,
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right,
for strangers on my flight.

Ratta Tat Tat Tat,
Budda Bing Bang Boom,
Zooma Zooma Zoom.

Send those bastards to the moon...

Posted by Wild Thing at November 12, 2006 12:55 AM


That has made my morning, thanks.

Posted by: Jack at November 12, 2006 11:21 AM

Sounds like Frank. Shecky Green told a story on the Carson Show that went like this..."Frank Sinatra saved my life once. I was in front of The Sands when a couple of thugs came up and started beating me to death for no reason. Then Frank walked by and said "Okay guys, that's enough. Go get the car"".

Posted by: Rhod at November 12, 2006 05:42 PM

Jack I am so glad you like it too.

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 13, 2006 02:09 AM

Rhod........... ROTFLMAO...I loved Shecky Green! Thank you!

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 13, 2006 02:10 AM

No no Frank always used ...Doobie doobie doo, but I love the sentiment.

Posted by: Mark at November 13, 2006 08:05 PM

Mack (big smile) he sure did.

Good one Mark!

Posted by: Wild Thing at November 13, 2006 09:07 PM

This one is doing the rounds on the Internet....some people have a really quick wit that's for lol lol!

Posted by: Lyn in Australia at November 14, 2006 10:14 PM