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February 17, 2006

Who Was Mohammed? The World Should Read This!

Sir Banagor has the best rant I have ever read on this topic of Mohammed. This is one I want to save forever! So I am putting the entire thing in this post.


Mohammed was a Rapist, Child Molester, Murder, Thief, and a Liar


" I’d like to say something about these pictures of Mohammed which are causing such a bloody stir:

Shut the fuck up, Muslims. Mohammed was a rapist, child molester, murderer, thief, and a liar. And apparently a lot of the Western world is not only waking up to that fact, but they’re laughing in the face of Islam.

And I’m glad.

I can’t believe that for so long, people have been going around like fucking mindless sheep, believing that Islam means peace, or that Mohammed was a peaceful fucking man. He wasn’t. Peaceful men don’t go around boasting about how they raped the wives of conquered victims, or raid towns for loot. I don’t care if Muslims find those accusations to be hurtful - it’s in the fucking Koran. Their own book and hadiths tell them every day how “peaceful” Mohammed was. He was as peaceful as the filthy jihadis in the sands of Arabia are today as they behead helpless victims in an orgy of death as if to show how powerful and peaceful Islam truly is.

Mohammed was a bloody terrorist, and the words of the Koran itself condemn him to that title.

What is it about Islam that makes people so fucking stupid? What drugs are they on that they don’t recognize the words they read every day? Are their brains that sun-baked that they are prevented from understanding even the most basic tenets of human decency?

In a sense: what the fuck is wrong with Muslims?

Sure, not every Muslim goes around chopping off heads, but that’s because they’re not being true to their religion. Mohammed commanded them to chop off heads, kill every Jew and Christian and other infidel out there in the world, and rape their women and children and take them as slaves. I’m not making this up: that’s what the Koran says. If you still doubt me, you probably haven’t read the book, or you’re an idiotic slave to Allah and Mohammed’s suck-boy or girl just dying to blow yourself up for the cause.

Islam is an inherently violent religion. It commands Muslims to kill and do the most horrific things to any who aren’t part of their blood-cult. If ever there was a devil, his name was Mohammed, and Satan would be Allah. Anyone who actually believes the “wisdom” of words from a pedophile who fucked a nine year old girl is an evil fucker himself. I don’t go around quoting Charles Manson, and Mohammed makes him look like a candidate for beatification. The only reason that Mohammed wasn’t able to do what Hitler was able to do on such a scale was because Mohammed was a God damned cave man with fleas in his hair and he didn’t have the technical know-how to commit genocide on such a scale - not that he didn’t try, mind you.

What amazes me even more is that some Westerners are angry that we have offended Muslims, as if they truly are worshippers of a “religion of peace”. Isn’t it incredible that every time these “peaceful” Muslims are offended, more people die as a result? When was the last time that Christians started blowing up airliners full of passengers because they were offended by the trash piece of artwork “Piss Christ”? When was the last time that Jews started blowing up busses full of civilians because the Arab press is chock-full of anti-Semitic works every single fucking day of the year?

I find the Koran to be incredibly offensive. In fact, I find Islam and Muslims to be incredibly offensive. They are so offensive to me that I wish the whole bloody thing would just go away. Could you imagine a world without Islam? Can you imagine a world without suicide bombers in Israel, Kashmmir, Chechnya, China, London, Sudan…or anywhere else? Point of order: where in the world are Muslims not fighting today? Can anyone name me a place? I’m pretty sure that if you turned over a rock in the middle of Zambia, you’d probably find a seething Muslim who can’t wait to blow himself up for Allah. It’s less like a cult and more like a virus at this point.

Can you truly imagine a world without Islam? Seriously, think about it just for a moment. Imagine a world where Muslims don’t exist. I don’t mean where Arabs don’t exist, or Pakistanis or Persians or anyone else who is Muslim. I mean a world where Islam just never was created or preached. Imagine how much nicer it would be. Imagine how easy it would be to bring the entire Arab world into the 21st century. Imagine how they would never have started veiling their women on pain of death. This has nothing to do with race and everything to do with the filth that they believe in. If only it would go away. If only we could wave a magic wand and make that scourge of evil vanish from the face of the world.

Isn’t it offensive to you that this slime named Mohammed existed in the first place?

It is to me. But I haven’t blown anyone up yet because of it.

Why don’t Westerners burn the flags of Muslim countries in return? I don’t even know. At this point, I’d like to send them a message about freedom of speech other than just defaming their vile prophet of evil. I think somebody should try to get the NEA to fund an artistic piece wherein they squat over a Koran and shit on it and then publish it to the entire Islamic world and say “This is what we think of your filth”. In fact, I would name the piece “Defaming shit”, to make the point that bodily waste is cleaner than the Koran. After all, when was the last time that processed food waste actually killed anyone you know, let alone millions of people over the years? Can we say that the Koran is just as inoffensive?

I would rather say “Shit” in mixed company than “Koran”. That’s how offensive “Koran” is to me. That is how offensive “Islam” is to me.

The Koran is a holy book inasmuch as is the Satanic bible. And even so, most “Satanists” I’ve ever read about only talk about doing some mumbo-jumbo instead of actually getting down to the business of killing people. When was the last time that Satanists produced videotapes of them sawing off a hostage’s head while chanting the vile name of their filthy god for the world to see? I don’t remember any such instance, do you? I’d rather hang out with Satanists in this case because, as far as I see it, they’re more sane than Muslims.

Now obviously I haven’t convinced any fucking idiots out there who say that this doesn’t represent the words of Mohammed. And naturally they still haven’t taken it upon themselves to read what Mohammed actually boasted about doing with his own bloody hands. Mohammed beheaded people and gloats how he raped their wives after making them witness the executions, and these fucking morons, for whatever reason, appear to believe that he was still a man of peace.

They’re the same kind of idiots that think that Hitler was just misunderstood. People like this aren’t cured by reason; they are cured by giving them a sharp and hard kick in the nuts. And then, when doubled over, you knee them in the mouth for good measure. At this point, it’s all I can imagine as a cure for massive idiocy on this scale short of just locking them up in a room full of Muslims until they are either screaming to get out or dead from the experience. But the world is filled with lemmings, and most of them end up being Muslim - which means insane or dead.

There are so many idiotic commentators online that it beggars description. People all over the West stating how this was “offensive” to publish pictures of the demonic Mohammed. Some do defend the right to publish them, even though they think that the pictures are in bad taste.

I find the pictures about as mild as soap water. I would love to see pictures denoting the massive carnage that Mohammed actually caused. Let’s show Mohammed doing what he did best. Let’s show what Mohammed boasted about, himself: slaughtering and beheading people, raping women, and fucking nine year old girls. Oops, you can’t really draw that last one without being convicted of child pornography though, can you?

Think about that for a moment. Just think about it: A man so vile, so filthy, so evil that actually showing the details of his “accomplishments” is against the fucking law!

I’ll say it in another way: You can’t even publish pictures in our society of what Mohammed did because it is so sick that it violates the laws of DECENCY!

And this is the guy the Muslims have convinced half the world is a “man of peace”?

Are people really that fucking stupid out there? I can only imagine so because I have heard it up to my eyes with exclamations of outrage at how we have dared to insult Muslims around the rest of the world.

And, naturally, without any comprehension of free speech, due to the extreme lack of good sense in any part of the Muslim world, the morons out there expect us to punish people who have every right to print these cartoons. And why? Because it is against their “Holy Fucking Koran”.

I’d just like to mention that some people find the expletives which I often use to be “offensive” or to take away from my overall arguments. I can see why, and that’s a fair critique. But then again, like I said, I find the word “Koran” to be even more offensive than the words “Shit” or “Fuck” or any other expletives out there. If you think those words are offensive, but not the word “Koran”, then you need to think about exactly what is so much cleaner than that word than the others. I’m not being facile at all. I am being dead serious and I mean what I say. It’s time we put the offensive word where it belongs: in the bloody sewer. Only, it’s so corrupt, foul, and evil a thing that it would taint the very refuse floating down the muck-slimed pipes.

I’d also just like to interject that I really hope that a ton of Muslims read this and become so incredibly upset and angry that they start to cuss me out in return. I like nothing better than to laugh at them and mock their vile beliefs in public. Fuck them.

Oops. I meant to say: Koran them."


Wild Thing's comment.....
Thank you Sir Banagor!!

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Posted by Wild Thing at February 17, 2006 01:27 AM

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Outstanding Rant!!

Politicians always say that “the American People have the shortest memories” because they know come election time the people will forget the wrong they did in office. This is especially true of Democrats as Clinton’s second term and Kennedy / Kerry constant elections to the Senate are proof of this. It seems that Americans have also forgotten what happened on September 11, 2001 and in whose name it was committed. Our outrage on that day has turned to apathy and now to apology. We are in a fight for our survival as a nation and we don’t even know it.

It’s been so long that I can’t remember the last time I watched video of the Twin Towers being attacked on the evening news. When was the last time ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and even Fox showed the video of the planes crashing into the buildings? But boy, they’ll sure continually show those pictures of Abu Ghraib.

Posted by: Bob at February 17, 2006 08:57 AM

You are sooooo right Bob, now they even make fun of those of us that bring it up and say things like "we deserved to be attacked". I get that one a lot when discussing the terrorists and it makes me angry and sick to my stomach.

Thank you so much for commenting.

Posted by: Wild Thing at February 17, 2006 09:28 AM

You are right Bob, but we had months of the Michael Jackson trial, and Jennifer somebody breaking up with Brad somebody. And my grocery store almosy aways has unfriendly muslim women shopping in it. What are they doing here, why are the goddam mosques still open?

Laser beams shot at passenger jets from the Muslim neighborhoods of Dearborn. Mich. And muslims protesting against America at Ground Zero in New York City. Too damn many people not taking this war seriously. Our salvation may be the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: TomR at February 17, 2006 11:47 AM

I found this, just recently on how to stop terrorism, It seems General Pershing had a similar problem but contrary to today, the General knew how to handle it.

"HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once in our History...

Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch.

They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil. "

Posted by: Mark at February 17, 2006 01:14 PM

Mark that is excellent! wow thank you so much!

Posted by: Wild Thing at February 17, 2006 01:36 PM

I just had to "borrow" a copy of the Muhammad portrait for my blog LOL!

Posted by: Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit at February 18, 2006 11:25 AM

Hi Mr. Beamish nice to meet you. I am glad you like it, I 'borrowed" it from someone else too. haha It is such a good one. I just looked at your blog and it looks even better with your black background.

Have a great day. And thank you for commenting.

Posted by: Wild Thing at February 18, 2006 11:36 AM

Interesting blog, wild thing. Just out of curiousity, have you ever been abroad? Have you discussed your insights with people who have different views than the ones you're posting? coz all the comments on your blog are from people who have the same exact point of view :) You seem so angry that you're about to have a heart attack. That's exactly what THEY aim at doing, and hate only generates hate. Keep your cool. If we hate them or they hate us, what good does that bring in the end?

Broadening horizons is not a bad thing to do.

Posted by: oz at February 19, 2006 12:56 AM

Oz, I have traveled around the world many times. My horizons do not need to be broadened.

I find it interesting that all you feel about right and wrong and the tremendous hate from the left for President Bush, the tremendous hate from Muslims for NON-Muslims around the world comes down travel.

Yes I am angry as you should be. The terrorists want YOU dead just as much as they want me dead unless of course you per chance are a Muslim.

Your concern over me having a heart attack is a joke of course. I am sitting here laughing at that. If you chose to read about the Quran and what it says, if you would learn why the Muslims hate you instead of defending them as you seem to be in your attitude in your post you might be better off.

I leave the hate up to the Muslims which they are dedicated to in their death cult of Islam. I am too busy to sit around and hate such vile flesh of human beings as Muslims are. To say they are a waste of good air is a fact as far as I am concerned. They worship a cult that kills their children as they send them out to be suicide bombers. Do you call that being a good and loving parent? That does not require an answer it is obvious it is NOT being a good anything to do such a thing.

I suggest to you to take a deep breath, sit back read and learn what Muslims are about, educate yourself. Open your mind to learning instead of being a touchie feeling liberal with your brain closed to the truth.

Posted by: Wild Thing at February 19, 2006 01:37 AM

Oz, like all lefties, assumes that the views of conservatives are contaminated by stupidity, ignorance and narrowness. This is part of the intellectual armor that Oz and his kind bring to issues.

It's simple arrogance and a kind of spurious superiority that leaves the conservative with the requirement for self-explanation. Oz doesn't have to explain himself because he's equipped with an open mind, which he uses to lash the conservative.

And BTW, Oz, learn the difference between anger and indignation, between madness and righteous anger, between relativism and knowing right from wrong, between the willingness to fight and the urge to equivocation and appeasement, between hatred and the stark determination to recognize and expose evil.

When you learn these things, Oz, you'll emerge from the eternal darkness of the undifferentiated goodness you think of as enlightenment. In other words, you won't be a narrow-minded, wishy-washy nothing looking for moral simplicity when you should be looking for moral elegance.

Posted by: Rhod at February 19, 2006 06:39 PM

Thanks Rhod for your enlighting words and for putting words in my mouth.

It seems that approaching this discussion with an intent to understand what is referred to as conservative, has no useful purpose. On the contrary, it seems that there is indifference to engaging in any discussion on the subject. What you are doing is not discussing solutions: it's hate speech--towards people who want the best for this nation as much as the conservative do, if what you are doing is conservative.

To be a conservative does not mean accusing people of thoughts they do not have, describing them with attributes they don't believe in and shutting them up when they want to explain themselves.

Hope you emerge from all of that. In other words, won't be lacking tolerance, always looking for someone to blaim rather than looking for someone to work with, and trying to twist words when you should be breaking barriers.

Posted by: oz at February 20, 2006 12:24 AM

Thanks for proving my point, Ozzie.

Your post is one of the better examples of the wounded pride and hardened conceits of the lefty.
Point out your shortcomings and you fall into the bitchy martyrdom of your kind. It never fails.

What you lack is a point of view. We know very well that leftism is a variety of snobbery. You spend very little of your energies actually discussing issues; rather your worldview consists of moral condemnation of conservatives, and a sniffy dismissal of anything that doesn't conform to your arrogance and superiority.

Beat it, Oz. You're a bore. When you want to discuss an issue rather than discuss the calibre and character of the oppostion, drop by. Otherwise, go pose in front of a mirror.

Posted by: Rhod at February 20, 2006 07:14 AM

And BTW, Ozzie, learn how to spell and you might learn how to think. I put no words in your mouth. If you weren't such a simplistic dope you might understand that insight and interpretation is part of understanding the world and yourself, and reading and listening to the comments of others tells you who they are.

Good name, too. Oz was behind the curtain pretending he was something he wasn't. In the end he was just another poseur, like you.

Posted by: Rhod at February 20, 2006 07:18 AM


Marry me!

Posted by: LindaSoG at February 20, 2006 07:11 PM

Well, Linda, I'm well past my sell-by date, and very married, but you've made my day.

Posted by: Rhod at February 20, 2006 09:46 PM

Two articles in the L.A. Times wrote about Muslims in Indonesia forcing Christians of all denominations to convert to Islam or get their throats slit. Thousands upon thousands of Christians have been first converted, and then sexually mutilated with kitchen knives and razor blades to make them conform to Muslim standards. Afterwards, they are enslaved to their local Muslim chieftain. This was not some aberration of Islam, but rather business as usual for all but the moderate factions. They have a history of murder, terror, lies and brainwashing to advance their cause of global conversion and subjugation... Their Jihad!.

That is who they are. Never trust a Muslim! Muhammad is a terrorist worshiped by terrorist.

Posted by: sacalait at February 25, 2006 01:14 PM

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