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July 31, 2008

Terrorists New Underwear Fruit of the Boom! What’s left for the virgins? LOL



Terrorists develop ‘suicide underwear’

Daily Times Pakistan


RAWALPINDI:

Would-be suicide bombers could be using explosives “underwear briefs” rather than explosives jackets to evade “conservative” body searches, sources said on Wednesday.

Sihala Police College forensic lab sources told Daily Times that the study of recent suicide attacks showed that suicide bombers used “explosives-laden” under-garments, briefs in particular, to carry out the attacks.

The sources said that the explosives could weigh between five kilogrammes to seven kilogrammes, made deadly by adding glass splinters, metal ball bearings and bullets.

The law enforcers normally search upper body parts sparing the “privates”, the sources said, hence assailants are increasingly using the lower body parts to dodge the searches.

The sources said that forensic experts were trying to devise methods to pre-empt suicide bombing. The experts have achieved successes in “Post Bombing Investigation,” the sources said, adding that resources are sharpening “Pre Bombing Investigation” techniques.


Wild Thing's comment........

OUCH! LOL oh my gosh I guess this gives new meaning to hot pants. How stupid they are to begin with and now this?

And they say that the islamists are stuck in the 7th century!! LMAO ...no pun intended..heh heh

Israel develops medical breakthroughs, Japan sophisticated consumer electronics, Germans excel at precision optics, the US cutting edge military technology, and the islamists come up with exploding underwear.



Posted by Wild Thing at July 31, 2008 05:50 AM


Comments

"...made deadly by adding glass splinters, metal ball bearings and bullets."

I'll bet they chafe.

Posted by: Rick at July 31, 2008 09:23 AM


The crabs must be dying.

Posted by: Jack at July 31, 2008 02:02 PM


Mmmm lends a WHOLE new meaning to "Bang'n all night"...

Posted by: Delftsman3 at July 31, 2008 04:08 PM


And we'll know they are morons by the way they walk! baump, baump!!
If I were working in security and I saw some middle eastern dude with lumpy pants that don't stink, I'm gonna check him.
Do they really think that's going to work?
How dumb do they think we are?

Posted by: Lynn at July 31, 2008 06:51 PM


I did a post the other day on my site.
Holy Islam: Holy Illiteracy, Holy Poverty, Holy Backwardness
We have to wake up as to what these people really are. This post on explosive underwear was funny. Unfortunately Lynn, our politicians are really that dumb.

Posted by: Bob at July 31, 2008 08:13 PM


Rick, LOL I bet they do too.

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 31, 2008 11:53 PM


Jack, LMAO oh my Gawd too funny

Posted by: Wild Thing at July 31, 2008 11:57 PM


Delftsman, hahhaha yes

Posted by: Wild Thing at August 1, 2008 12:00 AM


Lynn, LMAO oh my gosh can you just imagine how they will walk. I forgot about how that will look. This is just so stupid and funny what they come up.

Here they came up with this idea to try to hide the bombs and when they walk one certainly will be able to tell. hahha

Posted by: Wild Thing at August 1, 2008 12:03 AM


Bob, yes our politicians are that dumb but thank goodness you and all of us are wide awake. I jsut wish we could get our elected idiots to wake up.

Posted by: Wild Thing at August 1, 2008 12:05 AM


Madman of the Week:
Iraniac Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
aka: Mahmouth Madinthehead Ahmadinejad
Hide your goats, sheep and camels...

Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at August 1, 2008 01:28 AM


I've always been a legs man - killer legs! 'Fruit of the Lunes' eh? - Thigh High Up!!

Posted by: The Ethics Cleanser 08 at August 1, 2008 05:16 AM


Darth, LOL ,......"Hide your goats, sheep and camels"

Posted by: Wild Thing at August 1, 2008 07:50 PM


The Ethics Cleanser 08, ROTFL oh omy gawd. hilarious.

Posted by: Wild Thing at August 1, 2008 07:53 PM